Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
First day at desk in Oval Office.
He read the memo:
"Look, every President before you have gotten this same letter. The whole thing was an illusion, you hold no power, all the promises you made were in vain and nothing you said will become true. We the Elders hold the power over this country, its people and you, now sit boy and continue reading this ...." |
Actually, it said: "In the top desk drawer you will find two letters. When you get yourself into a situation you can't get out of, open the first letter, and you'll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can't get out of, open the second letter"