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  • weekly
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2005
    • 1785

    #1

    Looking for Real Morons

    I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons. I have markets in every single country on the planet including Antark...Antrkt...Antarkika ...whatever. I have been in the business of marketing morons for over a hundred years. If you know any morons and wanna get rich...hit me up or call me on my toll free number....1-800-eat-shit. Operator are standing by. You snooze....you loze.
  • CYF
    Coupon Guru
    • Mar 2009
    • 10973

    #2
    Supply of morons is greater than demand, by far.

    You make up for it in volume?
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    • weekly
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2005
      • 1785

      #3
      Originally posted by CYF
      Supply of morons is greater than demand, by far.

      You make up for it in volume?
      NO, NO, NO....demand is extreme....I know. I read GFY

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      • fatfoo
        ICQ:649699063
        • Mar 2003
        • 27763

        #4
        Hello. I am a real moron that wants to be marketed by you. I also want to get rich.

        Your paragraph is as cold as a killer whale swimming in Antarctica.
        Send me an email: [email protected]

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        • Domain Diva
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2007
          • 10180

          #5
          Originally posted by weekly
          I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons. I have markets in every single country on the planet including Antark...Antrkt...Antarkika ...whatever. I have been in the business of marketing morons for over a hundred years. If you know any morons and wanna get rich...hit me up or call me on my toll free number....1-800-eat-shit. Operator are standing by. You snooze....you loze.
          I know you may be the largest distributor of morons but I still think you are taking the wrong approach.....

          Average grade morons have flooded the market, you can find them everywhere ..its a saturated market.

          My advice ? look and invest in only high quality ones that will command a premium price...in fact I have a few here if your interested in a deal..

          Email me at [email protected] for more details .

          Thanks

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          • weekly
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2005
            • 1785

            #6
            Originally posted by CyberClaire
            I know you may be the largest distributor of morons but I still think you are taking the wrong approach.....

            Average grade morons have flooded the market, you can find them everywhere ..its a saturated market.

            My advice ? look and invest in only high quality ones that will command a premium price...in fact I have a few here if your interested in a deal..

            Email me at [email protected] for more details .

            Thanks
            My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.

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            • Matt 26z
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2002
              • 18481

              #7
              Originally posted by weekly
              I am the world's hugiest distributor of wholesale morons.
              You mean you provide outsourced Indian labor?

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              • Domain Diva
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2007
                • 10180

                #8
                Originally posted by weekly
                My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.
                I think its better your people call my people.....mine are not too handy with phones I did say they are very high grade remember!!


                You got a contract with Fedex...wow ....nice yes finding GFY was a good find in your line of biz ......good luck.

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                • weekly
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1785

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Matt 26z
                  You mean you provide outsourced Indian labor?
                  I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck

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                  • Domain Diva
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 10180

                    #10
                    Originally posted by weekly
                    I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck
                    I agree 100 percent.....they have cornered the market making it tougher for everyone else...

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                    • weekly
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1785

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CyberClaire
                      I agree 100 percent.....they have cornered the market making it tougher for everyone else...
                      I find the southern variety particularly valuable. They do very well for us in the moron brokerage game. Very high demand, particularly during barbecue season.

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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something
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                        • weekly
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 1785

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                          where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something
                          You can start tomorrow if you like. Wire transfer me $50,000.00 and the jobs are yours. We will discuss next months payment after you start work. This is a limited time offer. Morons abound....

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                          • Domain Diva
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 10180

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kmanrox
                            where do i apply and when can i start? i'll ask about compensation some other day after i started work or something
                            Sounds like you have great potential and i see your IQ is 663386 wow !!

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                            • jerryb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 588

                              #15
                              Just go to Washington DC.

                              There's Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Barney, Shuemer (sp) and a host of others. Just follow the leader.

                              It's no joke.
                              - -

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                              • sicone
                                Retired
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 18453

                                #16
                                Originally posted by weekly
                                I prefer Americans...they provide more bang for the buck
                                I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways

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                                • kmanrox
                                  aka K-Man
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 29295

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                  I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways
                                  hahaaaa

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                                  • J. Falcon
                                    www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 31587

                                    #18
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94026

                                      #19
                                      I'm on sale...

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                                      • Platinumpimp
                                        Logos and such.
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 10214

                                        #20
                                        I design logo's.

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                                        • weekly
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 1785

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jerryb
                                          Just go to Washington DC.

                                          There's Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Barney, Shuemer (sp) and a host of others. Just follow the leader.

                                          It's no joke.
                                          do they bbq?

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                                          • magpan

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by weekly
                                            My check book is open. I knew I had struck it rich when I found GFY. Call my peoples on my 800 number. My associates are high grade morons and they will be happy to fuck up the message you leave. I got them all from Fedex customer service.
                                            Awesome!

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                                            • weekly
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 1785

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sicone
                                              I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways
                                              Your American muslim is prime choice. They are known to go bang. Your American Jew is in the top ten. But the first choice is always your Christian fundamentalist. The demand is heavy.
                                              When any of the above discover porn and make money a biological change occurs. They emerge as a subspecies known as porno moronus. They develop "opinions". They buy Lambos, and crash them. Mostly they migrate like lemmings to an area of the Southern USA known as Florida and endlessly bore you with temperature and sunshine posts.
                                              But fortunately, once a year, big winds and large waves shut them up. But soon they forget and resume weather stories. It makes harvesting them much easier.

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                                              • Chosen
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 63151

                                                #24
                                                Nice job you have

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                                                • weekly
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                  • 1785

                                                  #25
                                                  bump to make room for Bobby Day. Soon to be inducted into the Moron Hall of Fame. This will occur after the gala Moron Awards dinner to be held at an undisclosed location. A list of the nominees will not be disclosed soon. Please send cash to my 800 number if you would like to be further kept in the dark.

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                                                  • Overload
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 3185

                                                    #26
                                                    mirror mirror on the wall ...
                                                    There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                                    • Loch
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 7674

                                                      #27
                                                      Dammit, i cant call toll free numbers

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                                                      • PornMD
                                                        Mainstream Businessman
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 9291

                                                        #28
                                                        Just watch out for those fake morons out there...nothing can ruin your day when you think you've got a real moron and it turns out to be a plausible fake.
                                                        Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                                                        • weekly
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 1785

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Loch
                                                          Dammit, i cant call toll free numbers
                                                          Damn. I found the problem. I told the operators to stand by. I forgot to tell them to answer the phone. I told you they were good.

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                                                          • weekly
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                            • 1785

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PornMD
                                                            Just watch out for those fake morons out there...nothing can ruin your day when you think you've got a real moron and it turns out to be a plausible fake.
                                                            Yeah, I know what you mean. I am starting to think that Robert Day might not be as good as he appears. Either that or he is better. These are the challenges of being a good moron broker. But trust me, I only have good quality product. So call today, these morons are hitting their sell by date.

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                                                            • Quagmire
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 6490

                                                              #31
                                                              u sale 4 me outsourcing of teh morons. I call number no morons there they say?

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                                                              • weekly
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 1785

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                u sale 4 me outsourcing of teh morons. I call number no morons there they say?
                                                                No problem. Just ask them to call back. Trust me they won't. You will be satisfied. These are not junk morons. Some of them come direct from GFY. You just can't get better than that.

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                                                                • Quagmire
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 6490

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by weekly
                                                                  No problem. Just ask them to call back. Trust me they won't. You will be satisfied. These are not junk morons. Some of them come direct from GFY. You just can't get better than that.
                                                                  OK top notch morons! best!

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                                                                  • weekly
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 1785

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                    OK top notch morons! best!
                                                                    Thanks man. We are on fire with our aff program. Our sales are down 30 per cent and we are hoping to make that 50 per cent at the end of the first quarter. Who else at gfy is doing that good. Sign up today and start losing money by bedtime. My name is Weekly and I guarantee lousy stats. Can't say fairer than that. Its a GFY tradition.

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                                                                    • weekly
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                      • 1785

                                                                      #35
                                                                      bump for Bobby Day

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                                                                      • donteattuna
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                                        • 177

                                                                        #36
                                                                        sure I'll buy in, put me down for a quarter milloin. I am the biggest producer of porn dvd's in the world, err uh, i mean animated G rated,...er uh samsung tv's that run microsoft and adobe. Have you not heard of me?!
                                                                        brb, my boss at the cell kiosk is telling me to get off the computer again before I get fired for the 3rd time in as many months.

                                                                        btw did you not know you can make millions as a dvd distributor, I paid for that list of secret distributor sources for 1$ new release dvds that you can resell for $$$. But I wasn't supposed to talk about that or my boss will fire me.
                                                                        Does anyone know where I can get laid in the czek replublic? They aren't buyin' my game here at the kiosk. If you get me a phone number I'll throw in a free car charger.

                                                                        and if you kiss my ass i'll add you to my list
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                                                                        • weekly
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                          • 1785

                                                                          #37
                                                                          The Paypal and Check Republic are open for business and if you actually can afford the passport, I hear it is easy. My guys all get Soviet passports so they can try and get a flight to the Check republic. They usually hitch hike back to the call center.

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                                                                          • weekly
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                            • 1785

                                                                            #38
                                                                            bump for that bobbiekey the"account manager". I have a position for you. If you don't mind scabby knees.
                                                                            Last edited by weekly; 01-12-2010, 09:39 PM.

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                                                                            • StaceyJo
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                              • 8960

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • weekly
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                                • 1785

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I really want Alyahlove....I think she would do very well answering phones and fucking up calls

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                                                                                • tabasco
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 2624

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  How do feel about diversifying your business? I currently have no morons on my books but I can hook you up with cretins, fuckwits, dickheads and imbeciles. Let me know
                                                                                  "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                                                                  • weekly
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                    • 1785

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                    How do feel about diversifying your business? I currently have no morons on my books but I can hook you up with cretins, fuckwits, dickheads and imbeciles. Let me know
                                                                                    Dude...call my 800 number. I know these guys will fuck up your call. I need your talent. Please tell me you represent Aliyahlove. She is a gold plated moron. Chicks like this can lose me money.
                                                                                    Last edited by weekly; 01-12-2010, 10:00 PM.

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                                                                                    • tabasco
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                      • 2624

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                      Dude...call my 800 number. I know these guys will fuck up your call. I need your talent. Please tell me you represent Aliyahlove. She is a gold plated moron. Chicks like this can lose me money.
                                                                                      Unfortunately not. I am currently clean out of morons. They dry up quickly in this volatile economic climate I find. I do however have a vast range of cretins that I am finding difficult to shift so if you can do volume you can snap them up for a steal!
                                                                                      "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                                                                      • weekly
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                                                        • 1785

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                        Unfortunately not. I am currently clean out of morons. They dry up quickly in this volatile economic climate I find. I do however have a vast range of cretins that I am finding difficult to shift so if you can do volume you can snap them up for a steal!
                                                                                        Sorry, my market is morons. I just can't seem to move cretins. Halfwits have a half life, but are really hard to manage.

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                                                                                        • tabasco
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 2624

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by weekly
                                                                                          Sorry, my market is morons. I just can't seem to move cretins. Halfwits have a half life, but are really hard to manage.
                                                                                          I appreciate your position. Be aware though with some basic training a cretin can pass for a moron. It has like a 30% success rate... a lot of them get lost on the way to the training room.
                                                                                          "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                                                                          • weekly
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                                            • 1785

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by tabasco
                                                                                            I appreciate your position. Be aware though with some basic training a cretin can pass for a moron. It has like a 30% success rate... a lot of them get lost on the way to the training room.
                                                                                            Sorry, but I find from recruiting on GFY, that this conversion rate is a little optimistic.

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