So new gf's parents ask what you do for a living..

**J. Falcon** · 01-03-2007, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

unless you shoot content, you can just say internet advertising

Good point

**vvq** · 01-03-2007, 03:19 PM

"internet marketing" has always worked for me.

CC · 01-03-2007, 03:23 PM

It's so funny that we all have the exact same alibis. I always say web design and internet marketing....which is true, of course. If someone asks for more details or to see my website, I tell them that I mostly do B2B stuff. Life would be so much easier if we were all school teachers or doctors or something reputable like that, lol.

**Spunky** · 01-03-2007, 03:23 PM

Internet marketing entrepreneur

**StarkReality** · 01-03-2007, 03:29 PM

Internet Marketing, Webdesign, Hosting, Internet Services, Search Engine Optimization...enough choices. In case you ever want to get rid of her, just tell her parents the truth, hehe.

I'm doing mainstream stuff as well, so I can even show off something if curious questions about projects arise...maybe get yourself some "official" website.

In case they ask for projects, just tell them that due to the special nature of your super secret search engine marketing techniques, you are not allowed to reveal anything about your clients.

**marumari** · 01-03-2007, 03:59 PM

3d animation

**Adam_M** · 01-03-2007, 04:05 PM

I told my inlaws I help people jerk off!!!!!!!!

I dont see then much anymore

**ForteCash** · 01-03-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by budsbabes

it usually goes like this for me:

"What do you do for a living?"
"Internet marketing."
"Porn?"

Haha, ya, I have to agree, thats happened many times to me I must say

**scottybuzz** · 01-03-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Dave Guru

explain your work as "internet marketing" but use lots of technical words while doing so and they'll just think its way over their heads. But, they will be more comfortable someone with extensive knowledge in their field of work is dating their daughter instead of "would you like fries with that" or "paper or plastic"

just hope for dam sure the father doesnt do the same thing

**beerptrol** · 01-03-2007, 04:13 PM

I told my gf's parents internet marketing, so now they think i'm an online stock trader

**Narfle** · 01-03-2007, 04:15 PM

I tell them i sell porn online, people are not that judgemental about this in Denmark.

**Vitasoy** · 01-03-2007, 11:28 PM

Internet marketing is what I tell people

**Beaver Bob** · 01-03-2007, 11:43 PM

i do some web programming for my own sites and for clients n such.. thats what i always say.

**v4 media** · 01-04-2007, 12:09 AM

Don't say design because they ask to see it, I say back end databases really boring stuff, shuts them up striaght away.

**inthecrack** · 01-04-2007, 12:31 AM

CIA secret agent. I could say more but then I'd have to shoot you.

**cheekycherry** · 01-04-2007, 01:10 AM

"boring stuff on the Internet"

ALWAYS gets rid of people...

The LAST thing you want to say (but you think might sound impressive to her folks) is, I run a business on the Internet... that one ALWAYS gets you bombarded with, "so what's your site?"

Best thing, Internet Marketing, then when they say what do you sell... All sorts.

**flashfire** · 01-04-2007, 01:17 AM

well it really depends what you do...I buy and sell sites/traffic and help others optimize. Both adult and mainstream

web developer
consultant

all 100% true

now if you shoot content or star in films...better just tell the truth, then run

**Sexsitesurfer** · 01-04-2007, 01:21 AM

Most people know what I do. Not Gran though.....

**PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE** · 01-25-2007, 10:50 AM

Web development and Marketing for the highest bidder.

So new gf's parents ask what you do for a living..

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