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  • Forest
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 9135

    #1

    So i just bought my first Mac

    and i dont know how to do anything on it LOL

    amazed I figured out how to post
  • mozadek
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2008
    • 1325

    #2
    Just don't turn into a typical arrogant mac user douchebag.

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    • Fat Panda
      Porn is Dead. Move along.
      • Aug 2006
      • 13296

      #3
      another mac douchebag

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      • Forest
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 9135

        #4
        Originally posted by mozadek
        Just don't turn into a typical arrogant mac user douchebag.
        at this point i dont see that happening

        the hi rez screen is really cool as are the backlit key board but how the fuck do u do anything

        LOL

        guess i have to go back to square one

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        • Intrinsic
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2008
          • 1589

          #5
          You'll love it and wonder how you worked without it
          Set up hot corners and use firefox, FF for mac is wayy better than PC version

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          • Forest
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 9135

            #6
            Originally posted by SAC
            another mac douchebag
            damn that hurt my feelings

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              faggollllllllllllllla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                first ya tell us you got a mac, fuck in 2 weeks we will see a post "I just sucked my first penis and I liked it"

                lolol

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                • Forest
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 9135

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  first ya tell us you got a mac, fuck in 2 weeks we will see a post "I just sucked my first penis and I liked it"

                  lolol
                  your speaking from experience?

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Forest
                    your speaking from experience?

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                    • Mutt
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 34431

                      #11
                      i bought an iMac in the summer - it's the most beautiful and expensive paperweight i've ever owned.

                      i put on a black turtleneck and little black square glasses when i use it.
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                      • fatfoo
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 27763

                        #12
                        The weird thing about a Mac is that it has a mouse with only one button on it. What the fuck is that?

                        This mouse is a fucking retard:
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                        • Linguist
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1706

                          #13
                          I love my mac. i do all my day-to-day tasks on it and just use the window box to test sites on IE and as a jukebox (I refuse to use Itunes. Winamp all the way)

                          though admittedly i've been mistaken for a homo more than once
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                          • goldfish
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 723

                            #14
                            Give it a month, you'll never go back to a pc. I GAVE AWAY my 2 yr old laptop last night because I dislike Windows so much, I am buying a Macbook Pro this week.
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                            • digitaldivas
                              ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 4328

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                              The weird thing about a Mac is that it has a mouse with only one button on it. What the fuck is that?

                              This mouse is a fucking retard:
                              that mouse is circa 2000, lol, the new ones use human body heat in your fingers to do what you want... fuckin PC users
                              ...

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                              • DBS.US
                                Geo Cities
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 11841

                                #16
                                First thing I did after I got my first Mac was get a PC wireless optical mouse
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                                • dav3
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                                  • May 2007
                                  • 7348

                                  #17
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                                  • Spankys Teens
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                                    • May 2005
                                    • 1414

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dav3
                                    Now that's fucking funny
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                                    • Chosen
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151

                                      #19
                                      Well congrats

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                                      • Allhdreview - Jasin
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 412

                                        #20
                                        Watch some Mac Basics video tutorials, then you'll be good to go.

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                                        • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 3550

                                          #21
                                          My first 12 years on a computer were spent on a Macintosh. I already did my time.
                                          gone. long gone.

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                                          • JD
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 22651

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by fatfoo
                                            The weird thing about a Mac is that it has a mouse with only one button on it. What the fuck is that?

                                            This mouse is a fucking retard:
                                            new mac mice sense finger movements like a track pad suck on that one windows.

                                            http://www.apple.com/magicmouse/

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                                            • Mr. E
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 453

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Forest
                                              and i dont know how to do anything on it LOL

                                              amazed I figured out how to post
                                              Wow, how old are you? It took me all of 10 minutes to figure things out coming from using a PC all my life. Not too good with computers apparently. This might help

                                              http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1343
                                              Last edited by Mr. E; 01-06-2010, 10:37 PM.

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                                              • iMind
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 937

                                                #24
                                                Wanna speed up your mac love?

                                                In preferences, remap your keyboard so the Cmd key is where your old control button would be, and then you're blazin'

                                                I woulda thrown my mac out the window within a day if I actually tried to retrain myself to use the command button

                                                I've done this for 3 years now and have yet to run into a problem with any software.

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                                                • DWB
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 31779

                                                  #25
                                                  I just got my MacBook Pro about a month ago. It took a little adjusting to, but it's fucking powerful. Now I can edit and render HD files on my laptop QUICKLY, where before I was tied to a PC desktop that took hours and hours (if not a day) to do the same task.

                                                  Also, run Windows on Bootcamp. You'll find that your mac will run Windows better than a PC.

                                                  There are a few things I don't like. 1) I prefer the FTP software on a PC, as well as Email and chat clients. Other than that, Mac is superior.

                                                  BTW... I actually caught myself a week ago. Our power was out so I went to Starbucks to get wi-fi. There I was, drinking Starbucks, with a Mac, black chunky glasses... for a moment, I WAS THAT DUDE!!!! I almost fainted. Gathered myself and left. Close call. After that, the only place you can go is the glory hole.

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                                                  • kmanrox
                                                    aka K-Man
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 29295

                                                    #26
                                                    i got my first mac (imac) a few months back and while there was a couple day learning curve i've actually been won over to OSX and its hardware.. it just makes a lot more sense. since then i've gotten 4 more mac products (air,iphone3g+3gS,nano) and they all just fit into place pretty effortlessly.

                                                    got mobileMe working the other week (xmas present from Moses @ RehabDollars) and it tied everything together to the second degree...
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                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by iMind
                                                      Wanna speed up your mac love?

                                                      In preferences, remap your keyboard so the Cmd key is where your old control button would be, and then you're blazin'

                                                      I woulda thrown my mac out the window within a day if I actually tried to retrain myself to use the command button

                                                      I've done this for 3 years now and have yet to run into a problem with any software.
                                                      hehe i should have done that at first but now im used to it i'm all backwards when i use someone's PC.
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                                                      • Forest
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 9135

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mr. E
                                                        Wow, how old are you? It took me all of 10 minutes to figure things out coming from using a PC all my life. Not too good with computers apparently. This might help

                                                        http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1343
                                                        im 43 so that probably has somehting to do with it

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                                                        • Sid70
                                                          Downshifter
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 16413

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                                          i bought an iMac in the summer - it's the most beautiful and expensive paperweight i've ever owned.

                                                          i put on a black turtleneck and little black square glasses when i use it.
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                                                          • Naechy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 6497

                                                            #30
                                                            I want onwe too, i will get one
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                                                            • iSpyCams
                                                              Amateur Gynecologist
                                                              • May 2009
                                                              • 4436

                                                              #31
                                                              Last year my main laptop started breaking down so I replaced it with a macbook pro and shelved it.

                                                              I was totally blown away by all the eye candy and how much fun it was to do everything.

                                                              Unfortunately my workflow is fairly chaotic and I generally have about 2 dozen irons in the fire at a time.

                                                              I could never get my head around quickly navigating the file heirarchy in mac's "finder" and so generally by the time I found the file I wanted I forgot why, or found another one that I needed to work on first and neglected the other.

                                                              Immediately I started losing money. I continued losing money and eventually lost my business.

                                                              Yesterday I installed windows 7 with bootcamp on my macbook pro and instantly I feel about 200% more productive. Let's see how this year goes.
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                                                              • X37375787

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                                                Last year my main laptop started breaking down so I replaced it with a macbook pro and shelved it.

                                                                I was totally blown away by all the eye candy and how much fun it was to do everything.

                                                                Unfortunately my workflow is fairly chaotic and I generally have about 2 dozen irons in the fire at a time.

                                                                I could never get my head around quickly navigating the file heirarchy in mac's "finder" and so generally by the time I found the file I wanted I forgot why, or found another one that I needed to work on first and neglected the other.

                                                                Immediately I started losing money. I continued losing money and eventually lost my business.

                                                                Yesterday I installed windows 7 with bootcamp on my macbook pro and instantly I feel about 200% more productive. Let's see how this year goes.
                                                                You are, in all seriousness, blaming the Mac on the loss of your business? Nigga please.

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                                                                • tranza
                                                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 57559

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Don't worry...you'll get used to it soon..
                                                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                  • iSpyCams
                                                                    Amateur Gynecologist
                                                                    • May 2009
                                                                    • 4436

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                    You are, in all seriousness, blaming the Mac on the loss of your business? Nigga please.
                                                                    No I am blaming a combination of the economy, some scammy deadbeat non-paying clients, and my own adult Attention Deficit Disorder.

                                                                    Since I've survived all three up till now I would have to say that the mac, being the only new part of the equation certainly didn't help.
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                                                                    • DamianJ
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 15808

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Launchbar. Get it.

                                                                      First thing I install on new Mac. It is a launcher. Rather than go to Finder, go to apps and clicking on safari, you simply type SAF and it opens. If you want to write a new email to a certain person, you type first few letters of their name and boom. A song? A document? A bookmark? All the same.

                                                                      It will change your life.

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                                                                      • X37375787

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                                        Launchbar. Get it.

                                                                        First thing I install on new Mac. It is a launcher. Rather than go to Finder, go to apps and clicking on safari, you simply type SAF and it opens. If you want to write a new email to a certain person, you type first few letters of their name and boom. A song? A document? A bookmark? All the same.

                                                                        It will change your life.
                                                                        Spotlight already does this. cmd+space, 'saf', return. Voila.

                                                                        Having said that, I am installing Launchbar. Heh.

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                                                                        • X37375787

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                                                          No I am blaming a combination of the economy, some scammy deadbeat non-paying clients, and my own adult Attention Deficit Disorder.

                                                                          Since I've survived all three up till now I would have to say that the mac, being the only new part of the equation certainly didn't help.

                                                                          Sorry for the loss of your business then and good luck picking it back up.

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                                                                          • undersoul
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                                            • 1212

                                                                            #38
                                                                            congrats on the mac.
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                                                                            • BardMan
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                                              • 315

                                                                              #39
                                                                              good deal. I am using a mac right now as well and still use a pc. wondering if I will ever make the full conversion to mac

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                                                                              • goldfish
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2009
                                                                                • 723

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                Spotlight already does this. cmd+space, 'saf', return. Voila.

                                                                                Having said that, I am installing Launchbar. Heh.
                                                                                I didn't know that trick! Thanks!

                                                                                +1
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                                                                                • VikingMan
                                                                                  Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                  • 6863

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                  BTW... I actually caught myself a week ago. Our power was out so I went to Starbucks to get wi-fi. There I was, drinking Starbucks, with a Mac, black chunky glasses... for a moment, I WAS THAT DUDE!!!! I almost fainted. Gathered myself and left. Close call. After that, the only place you can go is the glory hole.
                                                                                  So how was the glory hole? Yeah I have also caught myself being that fucking mac guy at the coffee shop.
                                                                                  Last edited by VikingMan; 01-07-2010, 11:04 AM.

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                                                                                  • DamianJ
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                    • 15808

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                    Spotlight already does this. cmd+space, 'saf', return. Voila.

                                                                                    Having said that, I am installing Launchbar. Heh.
                                                                                    Come back to me in a week if you don't love it. It is so much more than spotlight.

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                                                                                    • xenigo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 8067

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Intrinsic
                                                                                      You'll love it and wonder how you worked without it
                                                                                      Set up hot corners and use firefox, FF for mac is wayy better than PC version
                                                                                      I use FF for Mac and the PC... and I don't see any difference between the two.

                                                                                      Care to enlighten me?

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                                                                                      • natas
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                        • 3377

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by xenigo
                                                                                        I use FF for Mac and the PC... and I don't see any difference between the two.

                                                                                        Care to enlighten me?
                                                                                        I can't enlighten you but +1 for it running better on a mac.

                                                                                        FF runs WAY smoother and faster on my macs than it does on my windows box.

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                                                                                        • bronco67
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                          • 29026

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Me like compooter. Me buy Mac. It look good with my decor and don't throw off Feng Shui.

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                                                                                          • X37375787

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Personally, I had been switching between my 08 Mac Pro and my custom PC (i7 975) for the past few months now, and I can not help but go back to the Mac after a few weeks of PC work.

                                                                                            To me, it's a more efficient machine. A. It's quieter. B. It is powerful, a multi-tasking beat C. It integrates very well with the rest of my hardware (30 cinema screen, MBPs, iPhone, etc.) and D. it's just so fucking pretty.

                                                                                            It is clear that I can do the same work on the PC as I can on the Mac. The tools are available for either platform. I simply prefer the overall feel of the OS and the hardware. I am not a fanboi, I don't give a fuck about the hype, I have work to get done and pick the tool that aids me in doing it the most efficient way.

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                                                                                            • Catalyst
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 3243

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You made the jump to a real computer..........

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                                                                                              • Storm_Tracker
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                                • 355

                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Thurbs
                                                                                                  The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                  • 4785

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  how did I miss this momentous announcement from a friend ...

                                                                                                  hit me up padwan mac jedi ... I will show u the ways

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                                                                                                  • Forest
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                    • 9135

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Thurbs
                                                                                                    how did I miss this momentous announcement from a friend ...

                                                                                                    hit me up padwan mac jedi ... I will show u the ways
                                                                                                    LOL

                                                                                                    throw in a ticket to the islands to teach me in person oh jedi master =)

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