I think I have the FLU for the first time in my life.....

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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562
    #1

    I think I have the FLU for the first time in my life.....

    I have never had the flu, in fact I RARELY get sick...maybe a head cold once a year or something simple that goes away in a day

    I am now on day 3 of my head feeling like a lead weight, constant bathroom trips to piss out my asshole and now to top it all off, my stomach is feeling queezy like I am about to vomit

    FUCKING GREAT!
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    • Violetta
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      • Jul 2004
      • 28735
      #2
      I had it four days ago... was down hard for a couple of days. It sucks, and you just have to sleep it off. Drink lots of water


      Feel better soon mate!
      M&A Queen

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        • tical
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 6504
          #3
          ah yea man, i had that flu... the runs are gonna be clear as water and you're going to be vomiting and dry heaving so bad... was horrible, I couldn't even hold down a sip of water for more than 20 minutes

          its a 24 hour thing.. expect hell shortly
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            • E$_manager
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2006
              • 13557
              #4
              You already called the doctor?
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                • Jace
                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 35562
                  #5
                  Originally posted by tical
                  ah yea man, i had that flu... the runs are gonna be clear as water and you're going to be vomiting and dry heaving so bad... was horrible, I couldn't even hold down a sip of water for more than 20 minutes

                  its a 24 hour thing.. expect hell shortly
                  i have felt it coming on for like 3 days now, basically just felt like a head cold with no energy

                  last night the shitting came and carried on into today, now the stomach is getting upset

                  I don't like being sick

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                    • RF_Erick
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 946
                      #6
                      I had it christmas day
                      Definetly the anal faucet in action.
                      It lasted a good 3 days.

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                        • Jace
                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 35562
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Cristie
                          You already called the doctor?
                          what is he going to do? LOL....tell me to sleep, drink plenty of water and take vitamins

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              Get that flu shot early every year.

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                                • EXPORT
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 1345
                                  #9
                                  i think it is because you have sickness...i have also been sick in my life!!!

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                                    • After Shock Media
                                      It's coming look busy
                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 35299
                                      #10
                                      Time to send someone out to get you some saltine crackers, gingerale, gatoraid and theraflu (powdered lemon flavor is my preference).

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                                        • E$_manager
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 13557
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jace
                                          what is he going to do? LOL....tell me to sleep, drink plenty of water and take vitamins
                                          Take some antibiotiks.
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                                            • After Shock Media
                                              It's coming look busy
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 35299
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Cristie
                                              Take some antibiotiks.
                                              That is just plain silly. His body will fight it off just fine without them. Taking them for something silly like the flu would only potentially make him somewhat useless to that antibiotic in the future.

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                                                • Jace
                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 35562
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                  That is just plain silly. His body will fight it off just fine without them. Taking them for something silly like the flu would only potentially make him somewhat useless to that antibiotic in the future.
                                                  exactly

                                                  the flu goes away on it's own with the proper care, no use feeding myself pills that could possibly not work as well next time because I chose to take them for something as silly as a cold

                                                  I have plenty of theraflu, zicam, soup and cozy beds

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                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                      President of Canada
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 23141
                                                      #14
                                                      I had flu last month. This month it's bronchitis.
                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                        • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 2088
                                                          #15
                                                          Have the mrs. get you some ginger ale to sip.
                                                          Be sure it's nice and chilled before you try to drink it.
                                                          Don't gulp it down either. Sip sip sip.
                                                          You'll probably still puke it up, but it's about the only thing I can stomach when I get that.
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