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  • POed-poster
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1588
    #1

    Nobody should have sex today

    Out of respect for Santa Claus. We should sit around and gayly sings Christmas Carols, eat cookies and fruitcake, and make idle small talk with boring relatives we haven't see since last year, won't see again until next year, and don't want to see again EVER. Christmas should be a holy day because it is a day for elves, reindeer, and children who know it's true meaning -- getting lots of expensive presents from mom and dad. Amen!

    To everyone, have a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. And remember - NO SEX ALL DAY.
    If you have a music site that sells digital downloads, please contact me.
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    • Agent 488
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 22511
      #2
      all alone for christmas again?

      maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.

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        • bbobby86
          partners.sexier.com
          • Jan 2007
          • 11926
          #3
          ou.. why? no...

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            • eroticsexxx
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 3133
              #4
              For fucks sake, why didn't you post this earlier?

              Too late...

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                • digitaldivas
                  ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 4328
                  #5
                  What about feet? Or can I not indulge my fetish today either
                  ...

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                    • fatfoo
                      ICQ:649699063
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 27763
                      #6
                      Having sex has nothing to do with respecting Santa Claus. Nothing.
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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          Did Santa forget to bring you a big rubber dick?


                          .

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                            • bobby666
                              boots are my religion
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 21765
                              #8
                              i will fuck as on any other day of the year

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94026
                                  #9
                                  Everyday is the day that I shouldn't have any sex...

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                                    • martinsc
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 27043
                                      #10
                                      oops... too late....
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                                        • The Porn Nerd
                                          Living The Dream
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 19780
                                          #11
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12
                                              Ok,I'll put it back in my pants

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                                                • POed-poster
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 1588
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                  all alone for christmas again?

                                                  maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.
                                                  Jesus Christ, you're a fucking cunt. Even on Christmas. FUCK OFF!
                                                  If you have a music site that sells digital downloads, please contact me.

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                                                    • CYF
                                                      Coupon Guru
                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 10973
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by martinsc
                                                      oops... too late....
                                                      Same here
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                                                        • wizzart
                                                          scriptmaster
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 5246
                                                          #15
                                                          Can I jerk today?
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                                                            • nico-t
                                                              emperor of my world
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                              all alone for christmas again?

                                                              maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.

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                                                                • NetHorse
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 3526
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I stuff bitch's stockings on Christmas day and I jizz on their teeth.
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                                                                    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                      all alone for christmas again?

                                                                      maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.
                                                                      Speaking from experience?

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                                                                        • SBJ
                                                                          So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 11377
                                                                          #19
                                                                          fuck that! I had a amazing Christmas BJ today

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                                                                            • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 2088
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Sorry santa! I didn't see this until it was to late!
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