Legal question... housegirls..?

**amateurcanada** · 12-28-2006, 06:51 AM

wtf u talkin about man.

**MrMaxwell** · 12-28-2006, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by amateurcanada

wtf u talkin about man.

Sorry, I didn't mean to confuse you.
*sigh*

**feistybbw** · 12-28-2006, 01:26 PM

Uhhh, so what's in it for the girl?

**demetrio27** · 12-28-2006, 01:55 PM

Indentured servant

**auscguy** · 12-28-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

I am finally ready to look for a housegirl,
But I don't want to get arrested.

As far as I know, so long as I don't pay her, it is alright.. yes?
The housegirl has to blow me and keep the house clean and cook..
So how to I advertise for that legally?

I have one of those, its called a girlfriend

**PR_Sebas** · 12-28-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by auscguy

I have one of those, its called a girlfriend

lol.. that was good.

**gwkg** · 12-29-2006, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by feistybbw

Uhhh, so what's in it for the girl?

He's probably planning on paying her, hence the legality question.

**Drone** · 12-29-2006, 05:33 AM

That one is a bit too weird for me!

**JustinBackDoorCash** · 12-29-2006, 12:39 PM

If you find an answer to that question, please let me know...

I wouldnt mind having a "house" girl. LoL

**carol.prime** · 12-29-2006, 12:42 PM

just make sure that don't pay her or harrass her,
everything will be just fine...

**PieceOut666** · 12-30-2006, 10:11 PM

He needs a fuck buddy.

-PieceOut

**mcfester** · 01-05-2007, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

I am finally ready to look for a housegirl,
But I don't want to get arrested.

As far as I know, so long as I don't pay her, it is alright.. yes?
The housegirl has to blow me and keep the house clean and cook..
So how to I advertise for that legally?

If you can arrange a visa, pay the airfare, give the girl $20 a month to send home to her family I can send you a Thai housegirl that will do more than blow you.

Hit me up on ICQ 485322197 or email me at mcfester1 @ btopenworld . com

**jryan89** · 01-05-2007, 01:24 PM

fuck...that shit is funny

**p0rnus** · 01-05-2007, 03:13 PM

don't advertise for blow jobs or anything....just advertise "House Keeper Needed" and interview until you find a slutty attractive girl

then turn your game up a notch and start slinging her the rod

**BrannFenix** · 01-05-2007, 08:30 PM

this like the best thread i have found this week... hands down! keep up the good work

**dogfart-movies** · 01-06-2007, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by auscguy

I have one of those, its called a girlfriend

haha i would of said that except im single atm! I MUST OF BEEN WATCHING TO MUCH PORN SO SHE LEFT ME!

lol

i think you need to advertise it in the lonely hearts section in the back of a seedy news paper reading something like :

"Hot Dirty bitch required to suck dick, clean house and cook! No strings attached! No experience nessasary as full training will be given! Although qualifications in hot anal sex are a plus+. Ugly disease infected sluts need not apply, please contact *your name here* for details"

**demetrio27** · 01-06-2007, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by p0rnus

don't advertise for blow jobs or anything....just advertise "House Keeper Needed" and interview until you find a slutty attractive girl

then turn your game up a notch and start slinging her the rod

Highly recommended choice

**netPH** · 01-07-2007, 10:15 PM

get a wife

**thonglife** · 01-08-2007, 04:33 PM

wtf u talkin about man.

**dnd** · 01-08-2007, 04:44 PM

OMG im still laughing!!!

**dogfart-movies** · 01-20-2007, 04:25 AM

bump for this one just for a laugh

**Shaggy79** · 01-22-2007, 01:12 PM

thats some funny shit everyone has posted. The only thing the girl would get out of the deal is a place to stay. Maybe try looking in the local alleys for a bag lady that might be intrested.

**beanamid** · 01-24-2007, 10:43 PM

I am confused if your not paying her then why would she want to be there? or is it that you just want to pay her for the cooking and cleaning and the other "services" are free (but understood?)

**Pimpin_J** · 01-25-2007, 11:48 AM

Beeing a "pimp" for a night at some club/bar gets you some "Anal-Hobbit-Style"
chicks for sure. Guess your looking for that easy to handle type of girls

So dont think about legal advertising. Just hit the bars and get your fresh meat every week.

Legal question... housegirls..?

Legal question... housegirls..?

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