1) Talk shit to more unsuspecting victims than I did this year
2) Peddle more porn
3) Watch more porn
4) Meet more hotties like Sunny Leone and Tassy *DROOLS*
5) Drink more alcohol in less time
Now those are resolutions I can keep! Happy and Safe New Years to everyone!
Last edited by TroubleTonya; 12-27-2006, 01:43 PM.
CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you!
Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas!
Newbiz
my new years resolution is to Pump CapitalBucks with traffic and joins...
Mine is to spend all of my future birthdays with Newbiz having chats outside the ladys room at a cowboy bar before I "ride the bucking bronc". I love you Alan.
Hell, I am not even trying to win anything. I would rather see pics of Rocki in a bikini.
YourPaysitePartner
Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
Skype - Stressmonkey
In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.
P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.
P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.
YourPaysitePartner
Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com
Skype - Stressmonkey
Mine is to spend all of my future birthdays with Newbiz having chats outside the ladys room at a cowboy bar before I "ride the bucking bronc". I love you Alan.
Hell, I am not even trying to win anything. I would rather see pics of Rocki in a bikini.
I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!
It sounds like you need an older guy in your life.
I resolve to help Imortyl Pussycat keep her resolution.
P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.
Dammit woman, why didn't you tell me about those pics sooner?
In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.
P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.
P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.
What woman, whos woman? What party Honez? I want to go!
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE Those topless bikini pics of you, you sexy beatch!
THanks for VOTiNg for me, that is worth a hair pull and an tongue lasshing!
Almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!
Did i mention our table will have about 25 strippers for my webmasters make AND female to play with? TWeNTY FIVE girls who like to be naked! As is Naked without their clothes on?
Almost at 100 posts! Who will win the Players Ball VIP tickets! WHO WILL WIN!
Did i mention our table will have about 25 strippers for my webmasters make AND female to play with? TWeNTY FIVE girls who like to be naked! As is Naked without their clothes on?
WHO WILL BE ThE 100the POST!
You are convincing...
I find naked girls without clothes on, much preferrable to 25 fully-clothed naked girls, the same way I prefer "LIVE NAKED GIRLS" over "live naked semi-conscious/dead girls".
I resolve to provide free videographic services to Spannow and Belinda to have sex, while Donny and Sleazy Dream mutually masturbate in the background, interrupted only briefly with a short commercial message by Juicy and Ramos on behalf of Fleshlight, as a humanitarian gesture for the betterment of the entire GFY community.
In all honesty, I will give up lusting after your woman. This pains me. Please, do not look in my closet during our UFC party. Seriously. If you do, I am not signing anything.
P.S. If you two (Newbiz and you) make it out to the party, ask to see the pics we took. You have the cutest buns especially when "you know who" is patting them.
P.S.S. Capital Bucks was my nomination for our replacement as Xbiz's "Up and Coming Affiliate of the Year". Send them traffic. If you do, I will show you my topless bikini pics.
Im a little confused by this one... You talking about my buns?? Was there heavy drinking involved or am I just drawing a blank?
Im gonna have to see some pictures to clear this up.. And not of my buns, damnit!
I think the same goes for Mexican Hookers, but im not sure. My rule is that if they have more fingers than teeth or if they can touch their nipples together behind their backs, its time to retire.
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