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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    Keyboard warriors.. The only constant online

    Keyboards should be priced starting at $1M
    Because everyone who gets ahold of one and manages to gather the brain cells to press a power button instantly knows everything. What's more, they've done everything. Plus, they ARE everything. It's just afuckingmazing, man, like wow.

    We got 9/10 GFY members hardened tough as nails wartime immortals.
    We got rabid Michael Jackson fans who are straight as an arrow
    We got programs converting 1:1 using Ibill
    We got EVERYONE on here who can kick ANYONE ELSES ass
    We got camgirls with $1000/minute slits between their legs

    Hell.
    I think that I'll be the guy who can have adjustable erections.

    Dig this... I can be 3" for blowjobs or 9" for intercourse and buttsex
    And I know that it's true..
    And I have indisputable proof..
    Because I JUST TYPED IT ON MY KEYBOARD
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    • Iron Fist
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 23400
      #2
      True fucking story.
      i like waffles

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        • magpan
          #3
          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
          Keyboards should be priced starting at $1M
          Because everyone who gets ahold of one and manages to gather the brain cells to press a power button instantly knows everything. What's more, they've done everything. Plus, they ARE everything. It's just afuckingmazing, man, like wow.

          We got 9/10 GFY members hardened tough as nails wartime immortals.
          We got rabid Michael Jackson fans who are straight as an arrow
          We got programs converting 1:1 using Ibill
          We got EVERYONE on here who can kick ANYONE ELSES ass
          We got camgirls with $1000/minute slits between their legs

          Hell.
          I think that I'll be the guy who can have adjustable erections.

          Dig this... I can be 3" for blowjobs or 9" for intercourse and buttsex
          And I know that it's true..
          And I have indisputable proof..
          Because I JUST TYPED IT ON MY KEYBOARD
          Awesome!

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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057
              #4
              Originally posted by sharphead
              True fucking story.
              You're right!!
              You must have a keyboard, TOO!!!

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057
                  #5
                  Originally posted by magpan
                  awesome!

                  preach type it brother magpan

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                    • magpan
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                      preach type it brother magpan
                      I think you missed the point, now that I saw this response. 'Preaching' was never my intent.

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                        • MrMaxwell
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 10057
                          #7
                          Originally posted by magpan
                          I think you missed the point, now that I saw this response. 'Preaching' was never my intent.
                          No.. no.. it meant that I liked what you had to say, that's all
                          Forget that, anyway,
                          We've got bigger problems than internet syntax... I've got inel saying that "Sleazy Dream" of webmaster board "GFY" just may be in possession of a.. KEYBOARD

                          Last edited by MrMaxwell; 12-17-2009, 02:17 AM.

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                            • magpan
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                              No.. no.. it meant that I liked what you had to say, that's all
                              Forget that, anyway,
                              We've got bigger problems than syntax... I've got inel saying that "Sleazy Dream" of webmaster board "GFY" just may be in possession of a.. KEYBOARD

                              HA!

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                                • MrMaxwell
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 10057
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by magpan
                                  HA!
                                  HA?!?!
                                  YOU DO REALIZE THE POSSIBLE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS GUY ACTUALLY GETTING HIS HANDS ON An ACTUAL KEYBOARD, DON'T YOU

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                                    • magpan
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                      HA?!?!
                                      YOU DO REALIZE THE POSSIBLE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS GUY ACTUALLY GETTING HIS HANDS ON An ACTUAL KEYBOARD, DON'T YOU
                                      The more that I stick around GFY, the more that I learn about SD. His thread soliciting a new 'crush' was a classic.

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                                        • MrMaxwell
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 10057
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by magpan
                                          The more that I stick around GFY, the more that I learn about SD. His thread soliciting a new 'crush' was a classic.

                                          I must have completely missed that one..
                                          Darn

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