Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop"

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  • Fred Quimby
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 5430
    #1

    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop"

    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".


    Customer: "OK" .


    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"


    Customer: "No" .


    Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"


    Customer: "No" .


    Tech Support: "OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"


    Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".


    Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"


    Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593
      #2
      I chuckled. Thanks.

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        • NemesiS876
          Confirmed User
          • May 2006
          • 7436
          #3
          That is nice

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            • JD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2003
              • 22651
              #4
              so fucking true...

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                • Pete-KT
                  Workin With The Devil
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 51532
                  #5
                  Nice one Quimby

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                    • munki
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393
                      #6

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                        • madawgz
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                            • Pimpin_J
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                              • Jul 2006
                              • 3637
                              #8
                              Reality... ahhhhh

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                                • u-Bob
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                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 33063
                                  #9
                                  hehe

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                                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 1541
                                      #10
                                      lol - that's great.

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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 1246
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18972
                                                  #13
                                                  Ive known those people..

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                                                    • MrCain
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 3332
                                                      #14
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                                                        • Mike Semen
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 2924
                                                          #15
                                                          Having worked at a global software company, I have ultimate respect for support staff.

                                                          Having said that I enjoyed seeing them getting one of these idiots on the phone 2 mins before clocking off time and they know they're going to be on the phone for another 45 mins. lol.
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                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                • BaldBishop
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 2115
                                                                  #17
                                                                  LoL

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                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                      • 1646
                                                                      #18
                                                                      LMAO

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                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      That conversation is precisely why I turned down requests in the past to work telephone support.

                                                                                      I told them, I will go to their homes or offices to fix it, but no way am I going to try and talk someone through it.

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