It's 4:20AM in Costa Rica, and I am so wasted I can hardly see straight. So ask me anything and I'll make an ass of myself... 
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Happy Holidays Bro!
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What's the square root of pie? I think it's rhubarb but it might be yams.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Do you bungle in the jungle?
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I have absolutely no beef with you at all, really. We talked on the phone once or twice and I thought you were a pretty normal, intelligent sounding guy. I respect your talent, hell if i was making exclusive content sites you'd be on the shortlist for suppliers, if it were an option.
Really what it comes down to is something I can actually respect in you: You stand for what you say. You have the courage of your convictions. It's no secret that I really don't like StuartD. Not that I'm actively seeking to hurt him or even wishing badly on him, just that there's been a few posts over the years that just made my blood boil. Stuart's said things to me and in smart ass tones that I know he would never do looking me in the eyes, and that's my pet peeve. I know you're good friends with him, and you stand with your buddy over somebody you've chatted with only a few times.
I guess it's fair to say that we've just ended up on opposite sides of at least one issue over the years, but personally I have no beef with you..Comment
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And in all honesty, if I was face to face with Stuart now I really doubt I could muster any real anger. I've been red faced furious at times, but usually only immediately following a volley on the board. I would bet that after meeting me, however, the smart ass quipy tone would vanish.
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There's so much to WarChild
Pavarotti does a charity benefit "For the War child". How many other posters have their own charity benefit?
My nick comes from the movie Point Break. The big surfer nazi dude, who says "we're jsut going to fuck you up" to Neo (errr whatever that fucking goofy actor is) was me as a 19 year old kid. Pumped up on Steroids, bad attitude and no fear. Luckily, I wised up a bit.
"WarChild, the big one .. AKA, Luttman Pittman"..Comment
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I love that movie...
The name was "Lupton Pittman":
Okay, here is some whack trivia - Anthony Kiedis (the lead singer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers) was also a member of the surf gang in Point Break...Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
Surf gang: That would be a waste of time...
Lupton "Warchild" Pittman: We're just gonna fuck you up!
BTW, my original reference was to the Jethro Tull album "War Child":
...and my favorite song on that album, "Bungle in the Jungle":WARCHILD
I'll take you down to that bright city mile
there to powder your sweet face and paint on a smile,
that will show all of the pleasures and none of the pain,
when you join my explosion and play with my games.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
No unconditional surrender; no armistice day
each night I'll die in my contentment and lie in your grave.
While you bring me water and I give you wine.
Let me dance in your tea-cup and you shall swim in mine.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
Open your windows and I'll walk through your doors.
Let me live in your country let me sleep by your shores.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
WarChild dance the days, and dance the nights away.
I surfed during my teen years while living in Hawaii - so hang loose...BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE
Walking through forests of palm tree apartments
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole
drunk every Friday
eating their nuts
saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.
Let's bungle in the jungle
well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, ``I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner.
Let's bungle in the jungle
well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns
yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle
as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.
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My question is: Who the fuck aren't I?Comment
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Best foods or Miracle Whip?
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I'm a ass man myself, and I got a awesome red head with a sweet ass. A lucky man I am.
Enjoy your holidays, I'm calling it a night.Comment
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Warchild is sexyNo sig.
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I wish I was awake for this thread....
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What are your favorite TGPs?
Who does your design work?Comment
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