Originally Posted by PenisFace

First snowfall of the year is 100% guarantee that you'll be able to find me outside building a snowman. Either alone or with help, I'll always build a mother fucking snowman. And I'll always be horrified when I come out the next day and find it's been kicked over. Every single time

Then you'll be able to find me in my car, wide open and sideways as I dodge small children and cute puppies in a glorious four wheel drift.