Is this guy for real? *** mentally challenged surfer email ***
To Whom It May Concern,
Please immediately cancel "my" membership to Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling, both sites negotiated/supported by my 14-year-old stepson. Please also terminate membership to another site that he may have inadvendently joined, related to your commerce, that was planted (fine print) in your site's application.
My stepson, a minor, purloined my credit card and admitted to his purchase of your pornography. His user name: *******. His password: *******. Name on the credit card: Bill *******. My stepson, diagnosed as "mentally challenged," assumed that he was buying a limited 1-3 day introductory membership; when addressed, by his mother, with inquiries about the length of his activity on your web site(s), he confessed "the membership somehow stretched into a week or two." As aforementioned, he's uncertain whether his Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling membership was catalytic to unwittingly purchasing membership into a another of your porno sites.
To be succinct, I want ALL memberships cancelled (posthaste) that are linked to your porno trade. Failure to oblige this request will prompt immediate communication with the Better Business Bureau and a regional law office.
Finally, I'd appreciate acknowledgement regarding receipt of this message and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Bill *******
Please immediately cancel "my" membership to Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling, both sites negotiated/supported by my 14-year-old stepson. Please also terminate membership to another site that he may have inadvendently joined, related to your commerce, that was planted (fine print) in your site's application.
My stepson, a minor, purloined my credit card and admitted to his purchase of your pornography. His user name: *******. His password: *******. Name on the credit card: Bill *******. My stepson, diagnosed as "mentally challenged," assumed that he was buying a limited 1-3 day introductory membership; when addressed, by his mother, with inquiries about the length of his activity on your web site(s), he confessed "the membership somehow stretched into a week or two." As aforementioned, he's uncertain whether his Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling membership was catalytic to unwittingly purchasing membership into a another of your porno sites.
To be succinct, I want ALL memberships cancelled (posthaste) that are linked to your porno trade. Failure to oblige this request will prompt immediate communication with the Better Business Bureau and a regional law office.
Finally, I'd appreciate acknowledgement regarding receipt of this message and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Bill *******
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