Shouldn't penis sponsors be illegal?

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  • Bobo
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    • Feb 2002
    • 2253

    #1

    Shouldn't penis sponsors be illegal?

    I see these bullshit banners all over the place claiming that 'if you take our pill your dick will grow another meter long'.

    I'm not a doctor, but for fuck sakes no pill is going to make your cock bigger than it already is. You can get a bigger dick by paying for surgery but that's it.

    Why isn't this shit illegal. It's probably unsafe to be ingesting, but I imagine it falls in some loophole like it's a supplement and not a food therefore the Food and Drug Administration can't regulate it.

    I don't use misleading and false sponsors like those penis ones. Sure, I'll sell Viagra because it actually works by increasing blood flow to your cock, but the other claims on other products is fucking ridiculous.

    Am I wrong or should these fuckers get there asses beat?
  • ^R3K^
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    • Sep 2001
    • 2815

    #2
    Sounds like you had a bad experience with one? did you try it and it didnt work? let us know?
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    • kmanrox
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      • Oct 2001
      • 29295

      #3
      hyahaha r3k
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      • Bobo
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        • Feb 2002
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        #4
        I'm perfectly content with my average 6 inch wanker and I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising. In short, my answer is no, I've never tried the product.

        It's no different than those Psychic advertisements on TV to me, or those fake hair growth products for bald men. You don't have to be an expert to know these things are phony. Follow me wise ass?

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        • mika
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          • Sep 2001
          • 1561

          #5
          Yes they should be illegal IMO

          Since they aren't, many people like to promote them and make mo money

          Simple

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          • SykkBoy2
            Jesus loves bacon
            • Feb 2001
            • 19969

            #6
            Originally posted by Bobo
            I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising.
            uh oh, another webmaster who isn't clicking an advert banners ;)))


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            • payrollpete
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              • Feb 2002
              • 1527

              #7
              Well then most herbal stuff should be illegal!

              Come on

              What a dumb topic to whine over LOL

              Most of the herbal stuff people buy to enhance their body dosen't work at all, or it seems to work, but it is really your brain tricking iteself.

              Who cares, if you are dumb enough to buy it and think it will help you, then hats off to you. Technically it's like theraphy for your mind. You think its growing bigger, so then you are happy.
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              • payrollpete
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                • Feb 2002
                • 1527

                #8
                and conversions for penis sponsors are BS

                The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one.

                90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it.

                don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs!

                if it sounds too good to be true it usualy isn't true...always live by that line.
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                • ServerGenius
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9377

                  #9
                  Funny Bobo it's viagra that is in most countries illegal to sell without a pharmacy license and a doctors prescription.

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                  • greentea
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                    • Mar 2002
                    • 6580

                    #10
                    Just get rid of the one that hotmail just bought out

                    http://www.gofuckyourself.net/showth...threadid=53832


                    Last edited by greentea; 03-17-2002, 11:20 AM.
                    blunts

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                    • Darren
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                      • Sep 2001
                      • 5994

                      #11
                      "and conversions for penis sponsors are BS

                      The product converts poorly, but its a nice sale when you make one.

                      90% of the sites to help you better grow your penis look to scammy no surfer wants to buy it.

                      don't believe the idiots that come on here and say they do 1:100 because it's usualy bs! "



                      I have 20-30 affiliates who do way below that ratio


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                      • Theo
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                        • May 2001
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bobo
                        I'm perfectly content with my average 6 inch wanker and I'm not gullible enough to believe in hype advertising. In short, my answer is no, I've never tried the product.

                        It's no different than those Psychic advertisements on TV to me, or those fake hair growth products for bald men. You don't have to be an expert to know these things are phony. Follow me wise ass?
                        so penis surgery does work. Good for you

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                        • Bobo
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 2253

                          #13
                          Yeah it worked. I could hardly walk around when it was 12 inches. It's a lot easier to get around now that it's only 6.

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                          • payrollpete
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 1527

                            #14
                            darren,

                            i'd like to hear this from a non-owner of a penis program LOL

                            and not some unknown newbie either
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                            • payrollpete
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                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1527

                              #15
                              and please don't post screencaps of stats from your penis program darren.

                              i can pull a save page, html change, screencap move too
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                              • greentea
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 6580

                                #16
                                Originally posted by payrollpete
                                darren,

                                i'd like to hear this from a non-owner of a penis program LOL

                                and not some unknown newbie either
                                He is the most famous penis prog webmaster!
                                HOTMAIL just bought him out LOL!!
                                blunts

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                                • payrollpete
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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1527

                                  #17
                                  Groovy.

                                  Bill Gates is shareing the wealth :P
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                                  • greentea
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 6580

                                    #18
                                    "and conversions for penis sponsors are BS


                                    Exactly, there to a point were they are not even PROFITABLE.
                                    Spin it anyway you want darren

                                    I tested these programs out YEARS ago with paysite traffic, the converisons were CRAP.. your better off pushing viagra then this..

                                    I sent straight and gay paysite traffic to these programs, i recall stats at like 1:4500 +..

                                    All these sites are the same run around, same layout same content..

                                    $48.95 by credit you charge, What a SCAM!

                                    Your webmasters joins will turn to chargebacks within 1-3 months.
                                    blunts

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                                    • Exxxotica
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                                      • Jan 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Darren is not just the owner...he's also a client.


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                                      • payrollpete
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 1527

                                        #20
                                        greentea,

                                        good to see the smart people see the light...

                                        chargebacks are an issue, if you promise something and it does not deliver, that is good enough reason for a customer to chargeback. good point.

                                        don't get me wrong, promote them, its all good. if you think you have traffic that will convert with this niche, go for it! just make sure you get paid a flat rate and the program takes the chargebacks
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                                        • Bobo
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 2253

                                          #21
                                          I think Darren started panhanding this penis product to make up for some insecurities of his endowment as a child. Ohhh the torment.

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                                          • greentea
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                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 6580

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by payrollpete
                                            greentea,

                                            good to see the smart people see the light...

                                            chargebacks are an issue, if you promise something and it does not deliver, that is good enough reason for a customer to chargeback. good point.

                                            don't get me wrong, promote them, its all good. if you think you have traffic that will convert with this niche, go for it! just make sure you get paid a flat rate and the program takes the chargebacks
                                            Payrollpete

                                            Excellent point mentioned above.



                                            Darren do you prepay and bite chargebacks ?
                                            blunts

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                                            • payrollpete
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1527

                                              #23
                                              there is no real way to increase your penis size unless you go for surgery. sure you could stretch your dick and use all the methods suggested from one of these sites, but you can also hurt your penis too, break blood vessels etc.

                                              just work out, stay healthy, and you should be all good.
                                              usualy its fat people who complain...what they should know is if they worked out and lost all the fat on their body that makes them overweight, they'd gain 3 inches of penis from getting rid of all the fat lol
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                                              • Darren
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                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 5994

                                                #24
                                                greentea - we take full responsibility for all chargebacks so the affiliate keeps is commision whatever. Good commisions are possible like i said 20-30 my affiliates are under 1:100 if u dont believe me then dont its that simple.

                                                and yeah ive always been insecure of my penis size......... I hate it when it falls out the bottom of my trouser in full view.


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                                                • payrollpete
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 1527

                                                  #25
                                                  darren, did you use to be a car salesman or are you just hurtin for dough
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                                                  • Bobo
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                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 2253

                                                    #26
                                                    Darren, thanks for taking my comment in a good fun.

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                                                    • Darren
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                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                      • 5994

                                                      #27
                                                      not hurtin for doh - signup if u want - if u dont thats fine.

                                                      Take a look over at Overture.com and type in Penis Enlargement - some peeps paying up to $2 per a click - if it doesnt convert then they sure are wasting alot of money.


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                                                      • payrollpete
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                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 1527

                                                        #28
                                                        probably does do well if its that targeted

                                                        but on these boards i doubt there are heavy se gurus

                                                        i know who the heavy ones are in this bizz and they don't hang out here hehe...

                                                        if we are speaking search engine traffic, then why not say "we convert your se traffic 1:100, and your tgp 1:10000" lol
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                                                        • Darren
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                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 5994

                                                          #29
                                                          more like we convert SE traffic 1:20 and TGP traffic 1:200.

                                                          And this is stated in the ratios in the sig


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                                                          • payrollpete
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 1527

                                                            #30
                                                            ROFL

                                                            Darren, "spamming" and "embelishing" is considered an art.

                                                            You are seriously fucking that up

                                                            I can teach you a few things if you want, and you won't have to be dishonest! hehehe...
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                                                            • payrollpete
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                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 1527

                                                              #31
                                                              the chances of 1 in 20 people having a credit card on hand ready to fork out is very minimal, especialy in this era of the adult industry.

                                                              the only way i ever converted traffic in the 1:10's and 1:20's was targeted e-mail spamming to free trial sites, with e-mail databases from previous members of paysites.
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                                                              • payrollpete
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 1527

                                                                #32
                                                                oh ya
                                                                don't forget
                                                                1:20 people with a cc who are going to front $48

                                                                aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahhaha
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                                                                • Darren
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                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 5994

                                                                  #33
                                                                  payrollpete - believe what u want - just because its not possible for u to get conversions like that DOESNT mean others are not. WITH SE traffic its very possible.


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                                                                  • payrollpete
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                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 1527

                                                                    #34
                                                                    "1:20 who are going to front $48"

                                                                    ...
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                                                                    • Darren
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                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                      • 5994

                                                                      #35
                                                                      $48.95


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                                                                      • funkmaster
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 7938

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "more like we convert SE traffic 1:20"

                                                                        darren, you are a lying bastard, I convert 20:1 with my SE traffic to your programm!!

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                                                                        • Darren
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                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 5994

                                                                          #37
                                                                          funkmaster lol signing up urself that many times dont count though bro.


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                                                                          • greentea
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                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 6580

                                                                            #38
                                                                            One suggestion drop your price to like $9.99 a month
                                                                            not $49 a month.. Most pornsites charge 39.95 and offer the same as you do + MORE..
                                                                            blunts

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                                                                            • payrollpete
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 1527

                                                                              #39
                                                                              daren is a cool guy just talked to him for a bit

                                                                              if he's makin money at it, then its all good

                                                                              thats the bottom line, if it makes you money, stick with it.

                                                                              just because it dosen't make me money dosen't mean it won't make you money. everyone has their own ways, ! ! !
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                                                                              • Darren
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                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                • 5994

                                                                                #40
                                                                                greentea - the price is set at the optimum.

                                                                                setting at $9.99 would mean loads more customers which = more work for me.


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                                                                                • Corona
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 2185

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'm not interested in having a larger penis.

                                                                                  I want BIG balls.



                                                                                  This is going the be the next big thing.
                                                                                  I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                                                                                  And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                                                                                  • Darren
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                                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                                    • 5994

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    wondered how long it would take someone to post a picture of a dick,


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                                                                                    • UnseenWorld
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                                                                                      • May 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      God put stupid people on earth to be taken advantage of, right? Just like He gave us cattle so we could have hamburger. I don't think the government should protect us from anything so patently stupid as a penis enlarger pill. Pat Robertson has people believing that if enough people pray, God will divert a hurricane from Florida and kill people down in Mexico or up in NYC instead.

                                                                                      Right.

                                                                                      As long as there are people who fall for that kind of crap, the rest of us have no excuse for not getting rich.
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                                                                                      • beemk
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                                                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        damn corona, imagine the facials you could give with balls like that.
                                                                                        I host with Vacares

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                                                                                        • payrollpete
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                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                          • 1527

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          you could put out greese fires
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                                                                                          • Corona
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                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 2185

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                            imagine the facials you could give with balls like that.
                                                                                            Move over Peter North
                                                                                            I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                                                                                            And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                                                                                            • AdultWire
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Learn to swim.
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                                                                                              • DPlayMax
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                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 699

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i dont see what is illegal here? ethical - is another thing
                                                                                                The #1 rule of GFY is not to spam other boards.

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                                                                                                • zubr
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bobo
                                                                                                  I see these bullshit banners all over the place claiming that 'if you take our pill your dick will grow another meter long'.

                                                                                                  I'm not a doctor, but for fuck sakes no pill is going to make your cock bigger than it already is. You can get a bigger dick by paying for surgery but that's it.

                                                                                                  Why isn't this shit illegal. It's probably unsafe to be ingesting, but I imagine it falls in some loophole like it's a supplement and not a food therefore the Food and Drug Administration can't regulate it.

                                                                                                  I don't use misleading and false sponsors like those penis ones. Sure, I'll sell Viagra because it actually works by increasing blood flow to your cock, but the other claims on other products is fucking ridiculous.

                                                                                                  Am I wrong or should these fuckers get there asses beat?
                                                                                                  You probably are just jealous because your dick is under 3 inches and you dont have a credit card to buy the pills - hahaha!
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                                                                                                  • Sjayne
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I've never been able to bring myself to promote any of the drugs that are available for us to resell. It is mainly a personal ethical thing and I don't have any problems with those who do sell it. I just firgure that I can't be sure that these companies are selling safe medication and places that sell weight loss drugs or even vigara can't possibly do the proper medical examinations.

                                                                                                    If someone buys a bad porn site off me they lose money but it they buy bad drugs they could lose their life.
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