leave the Tiger alone already....

Poor Tiger... maybe he should stop fucking around on that hottie wife of his... man she is hot. I'd take her for a test drive...

coolidge effect

Can I get a brief synopsis of what actually happened? I haven't been following it because I don't really care, but am bored enough at 3:25 am to at least read a lil bit.

Here's the cliff notes:

-Tiger was nailing another chick. Tiger's wife didn't approve, and beat the shit out of him with a 9-iron (somewhat ironic)

-Tiger was trying to get away as his wife was beating his Escalade, breaking the rear window with the 9-iron.

-Tiger, in such a daze after getting whaled on with said 9-iron, ends up crashing the truck about a block away going around 20mph and running into just about everything leading up to a tree.

-Tiger paid off the neighbors and the police to basically say "Nothing to see here, folks! The injuries Tiger sustained are consistent with a car crash... not domestic violence."

-The "official story" is that Tiger's wife was supposedly "helping him" at the scene of the accident after hearing the accident from the house about a block away. Their story is that she "rescued" him by bashing out the rear window with the 9-iron. But you have to ask yourself what she was doing with a 9-iron a block away from their house, out of sight. She couldn't have known to bring a golf club, or would have coincidentally had one.

"In biology and psychology, the term Coolidge effect describes a phenomenon ? seen in nearly every species in which it has been tested ? whereby males show continuously high sexual performance given the introduction of new receptive partners"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

ADG

"Tiger Woods. He's some golfer or something..." They just don't make The News like they used to.

I don't give a shit about all that.