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  • PornMD
    Mainstream Businessman
    • Jan 2007
    • 9291

    #1

    Unfortunate/funny typos

    I was sending something to my sis that she requested and instead of "here you go", I initially typed "here you ho" and busted up laughing. Anyone else have some funny typos or unfortunate typos they've done?
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  • v4 media
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 2934

    #2
    There was an article in paper the other day, that was supposed to say 'home of the trappist monks'
    it was typed as 'home of the rapist monks'

    big written apologies needed over that one..

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    • XD2
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2007
      • 454

      #3
      A few years back I was working for a web development company with about 400 clients and the Guy that owned it sent out a mail shot to all clients regarding a server update and at the end he wrote:

      "Sorry for any incontinence" - He said it was the spell checkers fault.
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      • After Shock Media
        It's coming look busy
        • Mar 2001
        • 35299

        #4
        Awhile back one of the small BBQ places had their sign out to get people in on tuesdays. The billboard with big black letters said the following:

        Tri-tip dinner 5.99
        Whole Chicken 4.99
        All you can eat BBW 9.99 Dine in only

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        • NikKay
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 1642

          #5
          Originally posted by After Shock Media
          Awhile back one of the small BBQ places had their sign out to get people in on tuesdays. The billboard with big black letters said the following:

          Tri-tip dinner 5.99
          Whole Chicken 4.99
          All you can eat BBW 9.99 Dine in only
          Haha, that's good.

          We have an employee named Sez and every single time I send her an email I type Sex instead.

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Originally posted by v4 media
            There was an article in paper the other day, that was supposed to say 'home of the trappist monks'
            it was typed as 'home of the rapist monks'

            big written apologies needed over that one..
            This is a funny one lol
            I'm just a newbie.

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            • Vick!
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 6882

              #7
              A while back, i was chatting to a chick via sms .. i told her my hobby is "reading boobs" .. it was supposed to be "reading books" .. I felt pretty embarrassed but laughed on it later lol ..
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              • Tom_PM
                Porn Meister
                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                Sometimes I type "nanu" instead of "baby". nanu nanu

                I like the all you can eat BBW one, lmao. Dine in only, hehe.
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                • jerryb
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 588

                  #9
                  Have an old bowling alley in our area that was turned into an inside flea market. Not wanting to rent a sign announcing it they had one of their employes park their pure white old cube van outside by the road and paint a sign on the side of it.

                  Sign said:

                  Now OPEN
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                  • Wilsy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 1865

                    #10
                    Ha ha I went to call someone a cock on predictive text and they sent me a message back saying why am I a anal. i never knew if you write cock in a text message and have predictive text on cock and anal both come up lol
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                    • Bugbee
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4609

                      #11
                      my wife had a good one the other day, she sent out an email to her group of 50 people at work saying, "I am forking from home if you need me." lol
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                      • Simon_Spicecash
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 524

                        #12
                        had more of a Freudian slip the other day...was talking to someone and said something to the effect of:

                        me: ya man, conversation ratios are killing this month
                        him: so...you've been, like...talking a lot?
                        me: *spew coffee all over keyboard*

                        cracked me up pretty good

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                        • czarina
                          Webmaster Extraordinaire
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 10751

                          #13
                          I designed some menus for a client's restaurant a couple years ago and instead of "Pork Tenderloin" I typed "Porn Tenderloin".
                          Thank goodness she's pretty easy going and thought it was funny! I offered to pay for the reprint of her menus but she said that because of the typo she was selling LOTS of pork tenderloins, and left it that way.

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                          • ArsewithClass
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 7957

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PornMD
                            I was sending something to my sis that she requested and instead of "here you go", I initially typed "here you ho" and busted up laughing. Anyone else have some funny typos or unfortunate typos they've done?
                            Maybe you was thinking of Christmas! The right time of the year to make that sort of typo!

                            Originally posted by czarina
                            I designed some menus for a client's restaurant a couple years ago and instead of "Pork Tenderloin" I typed "Porn Tenderloin".
                            Thank goodness she's pretty easy going and thought it was funny! I offered to pay for the reprint of her menus but she said that because of the typo she was selling LOTS of pork tenderloins, and left it that way.
                            Thats just sex on the brain!

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                            • Marshal
                              Biz Dev and SEO
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 15224

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NikKay
                              Haha, that's good.

                              We have an employee named Sez and every single time I send her an email I type Sex instead.
                              that's even better!
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                              • danevans
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 1295

                                #16
                                once a client contacted me on icq asking for a price quote for a site design + some promos,
                                I typed out "One sex" instead of "one sec" :D to which he replied "no sex, only money" lol

                                pussy sometimes comes out as pissy.. bad for blog post titles
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                                • jtrade
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 234

                                  #17
                                  haha nice

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