Using Laptop can lower sperm count

**Oracle Porn** · 12-01-2009, 07:00 AM

**Arnox** · 12-01-2009, 07:16 AM

That's why most companies are referring to them as notebooks.

**BVF** · 12-01-2009, 07:21 AM

who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

**Lace** · 12-01-2009, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by BVF

who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

I do while I'm laying in bed.

I'll play poker, watch a movie or do some work with my 'notebook' in bed.

**The Duck** · 12-01-2009, 07:43 AM

How many actually use while having it on their lap with nothing in between? Not many I know.

**The Duck** · 12-01-2009, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by BVF

who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

Fucker beat me to it!

**C-Luv** · 12-01-2009, 07:45 AM

Humm..... what does it do to women?

**CyberHustler** · 12-01-2009, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by C-Luv

Humm..... what does it do to women?

It makes you want to fuck me...

**Tanker** · 12-01-2009, 08:07 AM

Sitting on a M1A2 Tank for 8 years supposedly does the same... All the Depleted Uranium its made from so I guess this laptop will do me no harm!

**bronco67** · 12-01-2009, 08:10 AM

I just bought a laptop, and found it ironic that there warnings in the manual against using the laptop on your lap.

**heymatty** · 12-01-2009, 08:12 AM

I am done at 2 kids.

Using a laptop sounds preferable to the snip. Can Dell offer any guarantees! Maybe using my mac is better as its aluminum, transfers the heat straight to the nuts.

**bobby666** · 12-01-2009, 09:07 AM

good news, thanks for info

**seeandsee** · 12-01-2009, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

never boring :D

**RandomNinja** · 12-01-2009, 09:40 AM

Hmm... guess I need to start using my laptop more often ;)

**jtrade** · 12-01-2009, 09:42 AM

Very interesting.. The daily GFY news =)

**james_clickmemedia** · 12-01-2009, 09:59 AM

I use my MacBook on my lap when doing work in bed at the weekends... Does not seem to get that hot though.

**ArsewithClass** · 12-01-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by james_clickmemedia

Apparently using a laptop on your lap for long periods of time can cause a man to have a low sperm count..

I heard it on the DR. Oz show last night. Googled it today and seems to be well documented

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/l...ertility/1141/

Its probably the heat? Maybe if a woman goes down on you too much, this also lowers the sperm count

This can only make it better for guys in the business. No worries of extra children, just a damn good cum shot!

**TheLegacy** · 12-01-2009, 10:22 AM

I wonder how many lab rats they tested this theory on before concluding

It's the price of doing business I suppose

**Argos88** · 12-01-2009, 11:11 AM

electromagnetic waves generated by the wifi internet connection. Also having your Linksys on your side is dangerous. Talking all day with your mobile phone too...

But we're talking about multi-trillion businesses here... so the lack of info is huge.

**Kiwigirl** · 12-01-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by BVF

who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

I use nothing but a laptop and a netbook to work on (approx 10-13hrs a day) and don't own a desk top so I guess I fall under your category of one of the many people who uses a computer in their lap. Now if only there were evidence that it was making me infertile I would increase my usage. LOL

**joshll** · 12-01-2009, 11:21 AM

It works like a washing machines heat, it heats up your nuts, shrivels them..so your sperm cant fit in them anymore..so it migrates north and when you pop a zit, it all fires out.

Seriously.

**rowan** · 12-01-2009, 01:48 PM

Hmmm slowly shrinking balls or instant burnt penis... these things are dan-ger-ous! :D

Using Laptop can lower sperm count

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