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  • dokk
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    • Mar 2002
    • 723

    #1

    Could Anybody Use 1000.00 Cash?

    You may or may not have seen the prev thred regarding the "thing" that I came up with by accident.. I'm trying to get the patent as fast as I can and just as soon as I have it in my hot little hands I'll decide the 1000.00 Cash. Winner. I cannot obviously tell you what it is obviously but as soon as I have legal papers in hand and can pick the winner, the cash is YOURS along with not one but TWO of these "things".

    Two people have seen it, have tried for two days to come up with a name for it and I fucking give up on that part .. you guys and gals are one heap much smarter than this poor little innocent dumb country boy from flowery branch so... 1000.00 to help me find a name for something that does this:


    1. Weighs approximately the same as a frisbee and is capable of inverted flight thought it was never designed to fly at all. It just fucking does (only when u want it to, not like on it's own)

    2. Max load cap (just guessing) approx 12 lbs.

    3. Basic model comes in kit form and could be assembled by a 4 year old in maybe 5 minutes.

    4. Capable of total stealth or total detectability for indefinite periods of time.

    5. Can remain suspended indefinitely.

    6. Capable of remaining inverted indefinitely.

    7. Waterproof (guaranteed) down to at least 100m

    8. Can survive and remain functional even if you drove a truck over it.

    9. Capable of passing through any airport security technology without detection.

    10. Could save you anywhere from the 19.95 you paid for it up to your life.. marriage.. home.

    12. 100 percent Kid Safe. Let your kid piss all over it (not recommended for obvious reasons). It will not affect operation.

    13. Every mother, father, man, woman, child, doctor. pilot, and total fucking idiot (saved a category just for me) could use one right now.

    14. Can operate without power indefinitely.

    15. May be reconfigured as many times as you wish but is not required.

    16. Already capable of supporting over 10,000 (rough estimates) electronic devices without any perm. modificaitons.

    17. Can be used as a weapon in case of emergency.

    18. Comes in a 2 minute assembly kit form but we will custom build according to MILSPEC standards.

    19. Will instantly solve a problem that has plagued hundreds of thousands of americans for years.

    20. It can save lives and avoid costly mistakes.

    21. It is equally useful at home, in the air, underwater or in the battlefield.

    22. You can throw it away without thinking twice about it unless you don't have 19.95 for another one or a credit card.

    23. It is capable of disappearing without leaving any trace as to what it was or what it's intended purpose was.

    24. It is capable of self illumination without a power source.


    And it came about totally by accident out of a fit of anger and total frustration.

    Good Luck on the 1000 cash.

    I'm waiting to pay it to YOU!!!!!
  • natas
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    • Mar 2002
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    #2

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    • MuleScrote
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      • Dec 2002
      • 4601

      #3
      Best of luck to you. The patent department is currently over 4 years and 430,000 patents behind.

      The last figures I was given showed that a patent will end up costing about $50,000 after legal fees and required plans and paperwork.
      ICQ 78681003

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      • asuna
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        • May 2002
        • 8743

        #4
        dokkster
        FrisDokk
        DokkBee

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        • The Click
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          • Apr 2003
          • 1685

          #5
          WTF are you making man...smokie smokie


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          • asuna
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            • May 2002
            • 8743

            #6
            something super fucked...
            englib, waht is it? no clue, same thing as your toy

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            • iroc409
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              • Jan 2003
              • 4728

              #7
              LEGOS!
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              • ThumbGal
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                • Mar 2003
                • 31

                #8
                "Segway"





                Where's my check?

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                • kisskatlyn
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 433

                  #9
                  might help to know if it will be intented as a toy, gadget, or business tool because if you are trying to market it to businesses you don't want the name to be geared towards a 6 year old
                  Last edited by kisskatlyn; 04-26-2003, 07:22 PM.

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                  • NetRodent
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                    • Jan 2002
                    • 3985

                    #10
                    How about...

                    Dream
                    Idea
                    Imagination
                    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                    --H.L. Mencken

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                    • iroc409
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                      • Jan 2003
                      • 4728

                      #11
                      The Flying Glock
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                      • detoxed
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17798

                        #12
                        the dokk

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                        • iroc409
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 4728

                          #13
                          The Flying Rock
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                          • MattO
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                            • Feb 2003
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                            #14
                            "Super Fabulous Miracle 3000"

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                            • iroc409
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                              #15
                              The Flying Thing
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                              • Monique Niccole
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16
                                dokk...I'm sure those fried Twinkies are already patented

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                                • The Truth Hurts
                                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 15733

                                  #17
                                  Call it... a gallon of water.

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                                  • iroc409
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                                    • Jan 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Flying Whatzit


                                    HobNobber


                                    WhizzBang
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                                    • digifan
                                      The Profiler
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14618

                                      #19
                                      Panacea
                                      Perpetuum mobile
                                      Wizard
                                      Magic
                                      Wonder
                                      or wonder somthing (should know more)
                                      Life saver
                                      Winner
                                      (The) solution

                                      Must4Life
                                      [email protected]
                                      Webair Rocks

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                                      • iroc409
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 4728

                                        #20
                                        Puffinator


                                        Unbreakable Puffin


                                        Mechanical Puffin
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                                        • Pipecrew
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 14888

                                          #21
                                          How about

                                          "retarded"
                                          "dumb"
                                          "stupid"

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                                          • digifan
                                            The Profiler
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 14618

                                            #22
                                            Wonder dokk
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                                            Webair Rocks

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                                            • iroc409
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 4728

                                              #23
                                              wonder puffin!

                                              superpuffin

                                              magic puffin

                                              SUPER SLINKE!



                                              umm...


                                              flying submarine

                                              electric puffin

                                              underwater ufo

                                              e-frisbee
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                                              • Theo
                                                HAL 9000
                                                • May 2001
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                                                #24
                                                Nostos (ancient greek word: the voyage of return)

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                                                • Lane
                                                  Will code for food...
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 8496

                                                  #25

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                                                  • psyko514
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                                                    #26
                                                    fuck, i'm dying to know what this thing is

                                                    i wanna buy one as soon as you make it

                                                    i'd love to know how you discovered this thing

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                                                    • iroc409
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                                                      #27
                                                      dammit, photoshop if FUCKED. arrrrrgh!
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                                                      • Lane
                                                        Will code for food...
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 8496

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by psyko514
                                                        fuck, i'm dying to know what this thing is

                                                        i wanna buy one as soon as you make it

                                                        i'd love to know how you discovered this thing
                                                        me too me too

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                                                        • iroc409
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 4728

                                                          #29
                                                          e-boomerang

                                                          eoorang

                                                          elemerang


                                                          eletrorang
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                                                          • detoxed
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                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Wait, you think this thing is gonna make you a shitload of money, but you are offering $1k for the name? I revoke my earlier entry. ;)

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                                                            • iroc409
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                                                              #31
                                                              merangus electronicus
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                                                              • asuna
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                                                                #32
                                                                englib!

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                                                                • digifan
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14618

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by digifan
                                                                  Panacea
                                                                  Perpetuum mobile
                                                                  Wizard
                                                                  Magic
                                                                  Wonder
                                                                  or wonder somthing (should know more)
                                                                  Life saver
                                                                  Winner
                                                                  (The) solution

                                                                  Must4Life
                                                                  Panacea is also an ancient word, the cure of all problems and illness..

                                                                  I like wonder dokk or wonderdokk too.

                                                                  Must4Life is GFY-ish.
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                                                                  • The Click
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    "frizzbiz"
                                                                    "frizzang"




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                                                                    • MuleScrote
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 4601

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                      fuck, i'm dying to know what this thing is

                                                                      i wanna buy one as soon as you make it

                                                                      i'd love to know how you discovered this thing
                                                                      Rest easy...in a previous thred he said he was gonna give one to each of us!
                                                                      ICQ 78681003

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                                                                      • Angelonfire

                                                                        #36
                                                                        http://www.isc-online.com/forms/inve...arch.asp?id=15

                                                                        http://www.litmanlaw.com/?source=overture

                                                                        http://www.invention.com/

                                                                        http://www.1-inventions-patents-copyrights.com/

                                                                        http://kids.patentcafe.com/patent-o-pedia/index.asp

                                                                        http://www.inventorspublishing.com/

                                                                        Good luck

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                                                                        • tsp
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          flial
                                                                          flyall
                                                                          flyght
                                                                          throo
                                                                          fliscus
                                                                          discyte
                                                                          flydisc
                                                                          discovisc
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                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                            • May 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            The:

                                                                            fizbin

                                                                            skwonkulator

                                                                            super widget

                                                                            flork

                                                                            dynoflork

                                                                            flotsam

                                                                            jambulator

                                                                            testiculator

                                                                            numbskull

                                                                            bullroarer
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                                                                            • European Lee
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              portapower
                                                                              portatool
                                                                              gyrotool
                                                                              gyratool
                                                                              toughtool
                                                                              mistool

                                                                              Whatever name ya choose i hope this thing makes you a mint bro if anyone deserves it you do

                                                                              Regards,

                                                                              Lee
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                                                                              • gornyhuy
                                                                                Chafed.
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MuleScrote
                                                                                Best of luck to you. The patent department is currently over 4 years and 430,000 patents behind.

                                                                                The last figures I was given showed that a patent will end up costing about $50,000 after legal fees and required plans and paperwork.
                                                                                Yep! You are going to need a lot of patience. I submitted a patent application in Summer 1999 for my mainstream business and it is coming up for "First Office Action" from the Patent and Trademark Office this July (or so they claim... I'm expecting it to be delayed even further) Thats 4 years so far, and first office action does not mean you get the patent, it means the process begins.

                                                                                Total spent so far is approximately $40k, and we haven't even gotten to the hard part yet where you have to go back and forth with the PTO and your attorneys and get the damn thing granted.

                                                                                But it will all be VERY VERY lucrative if it is granted. Can't wait.
                                                                                Best of luck. Keep us posted on progress.

                                                                                icq:159548293

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                                                                                • foreverjason
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  boo******?

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                                                                                  • asuna
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    how bout you just send me that xbox your gonna get?

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                                                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      A Floit.

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                                                                                      • barryf
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I knew it! It is a new type of butt-plug!!!

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                                                                                        • dokk
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                                          fuck, i'm dying to know what this thing is

                                                                                          i wanna buy one as soon as you make it

                                                                                          i'd love to know how you discovered this thing
                                                                                          Totally by accident.
                                                                                          It's not a toy.
                                                                                          It is not a flying device or was ever inteded to be but it does.

                                                                                          If I had the patent right now I'd SELL you one right now and even give you overnite shipping.


                                                                                          The first 100 will be signed by hand as a special limited edition.
                                                                                          NOT FOR SALE TO MILITARY OR GENERAL PUBLIC.

                                                                                          Just for the people that have shown me love.
                                                                                          If you have always hated my guts, well FUCK OFF. lol

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                                                                                          • European Lee
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                                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Dokk,

                                                                                            If the USPTO is THAT far behind then you should look to have your patent issued in another country.

                                                                                            Specifically you need to enquire about intrnational patents i know in the UK this is possible to have done within a month or two at the most.

                                                                                            Regards,

                                                                                            Lee
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                                                                                            • dokk
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                              How about

                                                                                              "retarded"
                                                                                              "dumb"
                                                                                              "stupid"

                                                                                              I wanted a descrition of the device not of yourself.
                                                                                              Damn.. some people just can't read.

                                                                                              Your entry is definitely OUT.

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                                                                                              • dokk
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                                                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by European Lee
                                                                                                Dokk,

                                                                                                If the USPTO is THAT far behind then you should look to have your patent issued in another country.

                                                                                                Specifically you need to enquire about intrnational patents i know in the UK this is possible to have done within a month or two at the most.

                                                                                                Regards,

                                                                                                Lee
                                                                                                fuck!!!

                                                                                                THANKS LEE!!!
                                                                                                I'll look into it right away. ;-)))))))))
                                                                                                And thank you again and again and again. ;-)))))

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                                                                                                • dokk
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ThumbGal
                                                                                                  "Segway"





                                                                                                  Where's my check?
                                                                                                  I'll send it to you as soon as you show me where Segways are selling theirs brand new for 19.95

                                                                                                  Sounds fair enough to me.

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                                                                                                  • European Lee
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Dokk,

                                                                                                    Just ICQ'd ya a couple of urls mon

                                                                                                    Regards,

                                                                                                    Lee
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