"Honey, I have a gift for you today
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"oh jesus, you're going to finally give me a blowjob!? PRAISE THE LORD YES JESUS FINALLY
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"ehm, well no, your dick is still nasty and too small, but heres a subscription to joesblowjobgirls.com! I know how much you like blowjobs, but this is the closest you'll ever get, dear
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