Originally Posted by PenisFace

With $2.00, you can buy a ton of gumballs from a gumball machine. I see you're slightly short of your 2 dollar goal however, so keep working hard! My first mass gumball purchase came from a Twistys sale when I was like 19, and let me tell you something: Those gumballs were the best gumballs I've ever chewed.

I shoved all 98 of them in my mouth at once and nearly passed out from jaw pain... I'd do it again.