I got bit by a scruffy little mother fucker when I was like 4 years old. HE WAS IN OUR GARAGE I JUST WANTED TO PET HIM
Since then, I've had rage against any dog that's as small or smaller than a big cat. When I was 12 or 13 I had a paper route. A similar tiny mother fucker of a dog decided to attack me (while its inept owner stood there going "come ooooonnnnn scurfffffy, hes okaaay he wont biiite uuuuu"). It bit my pant leg while snarling and growling, so I responded by kicking it as hard as I could.
Dogs DO fly! Mother fucking owner got mad at me for booting their dog as it was biting me. If I wasnt a kid and it happened now I'd boot the dog and then the owner. :D