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  • halfpint
    GFY's Halfpint
    • Jun 2007
    • 15223

    #1

    I just ate a scotch egg and it tasted like a fart

    Just poped it into my mouth and it tasted like a real nasty fart I think the egg was off

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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    What does fart taste like... lol

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    • halfpint
      GFY's Halfpint
      • Jun 2007
      • 15223

      #3
      Originally posted by munki
      What does fart taste like... lol
      u know when somebody farts all of a sudden when your not expecting it and you have your mouth open and take a breath ..you can taste the fart its really gross man ..must have happened to you at least once

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by halfpint
        u know when somebody farts all of a sudden when your not expecting it and you have your mouth open and take a breath ..you can taste the fart its really gross man ..must have happened to you at least once
        Can't say that I have. Are you a little person / dwarf?

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        • fatfoo
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          • Mar 2003
          • 27763

          #5
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          • beerptrol
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            • Feb 2003
            • 12722

            #6
            I just farted and it smelled like a rotten egg
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            • minddust
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 2438

              #7
              Originally posted by fatfoo
              Fuck you.

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              • cam_girls
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2009
                • 2968

                #8
                I ordered room service last night and had scotch pancakes, closest thing to compare it to is caramel sauce but even nicer. Might order them again.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Plug your nose next time

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                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 38323

                    #10
                    Try eating Balut someday...



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                    • SomeCreep
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 26118

                      #11
                      Weird, I've never tasted a fart. I gotta try that with my next girlfriend.

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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77390

                        #12
                        Originally posted by baddog
                        Can't say that I have. Are you a little person / dwarf?
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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792

                          #13
                          On a good day my farts smell like boiled eggs...


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                          • LoveSandra
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 10551

                            #14
                            Originally posted by beerptrol
                            I just farted and it smelled like a rotten egg

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94050

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                              Fuck you.
                              Watch it, foo...

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                              • halfpint
                                GFY's Halfpint
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 15223

                                #16
                                Originally posted by fatfoo
                                Fuck you.
                                Would you like a scotch egg that tastes like fart ?

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                                • halfpint
                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 15223

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  Watch it, foo...
                                  ... you tell em

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                                  • Doctor Feelgood
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                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 2112

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by halfpint
                                    Just poped it into my mouth and it tasted like a real nasty fart I think the egg was off
                                    how do you know what farts taste like?

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                                    • DavieVegas
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                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 6117

                                      #19
                                      My god man. Why would u ever do such a thing
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                                      • seeandsee
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                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 50945

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by halfpint
                                        Just poped it into my mouth and it tasted like a real nasty fart I think the egg was off
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                                        • Twistys Tim
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                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 1923

                                          #21
                                          I made some curried Scotch eggs a couple of weeks ago. They didn't taste like fart(s).



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                                          • iSpyCams
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                                            • May 2009
                                            • 4436

                                            #22
                                            That's bound to happen if you keep drinking scotch and sniffing your farts.
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                                            • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                              • Aug 2009
                                              • 3163

                                              #23
                                              You people retarded.

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                                              • halfpint
                                                GFY's Halfpint
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 15223

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by area51
                                                You people retarded.
                                                Just some light humour to hopefully put a smile on somebodys face

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                                                • PenisFace
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 3774

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  Can't say that I have. Are you a little person / dwarf?
                                                  The correct term is "MIDGET HAHA"
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                                                  • halfpint
                                                    GFY's Halfpint
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 15223

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                    The correct term is "MIDGET HAHA"
                                                    thats why they call me "halfpint" I always get the foul smells cause they blast out of peoples asses at the same level as my nose

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                                                    • halfpint
                                                      GFY's Halfpint
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 15223

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                      Try eating Balut someday...



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