Weird things you do when you're alone
I'm in a silly mood. Feel free to add your own!
1) I like to eat condensed Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I don't add water, I eat it as a solid. I grab a bowl, open the can, and plop! Sometimes I heat it up, sometimes I eat it cold.
2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.
3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.
4) I like to take things apart to see how they work. Sometimes I can't get them back together though. I had to go buy a new phone once because of this.
5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!
6) I belch in a most unladylike fashion. Hey, I can produce some good ones too! Like window shattering quality! When I belch a good one, I sit back and say "yeah, buddy!"
Aren't I just a sweetie?
1) I like to eat condensed Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I don't add water, I eat it as a solid. I grab a bowl, open the can, and plop! Sometimes I heat it up, sometimes I eat it cold.
2) I carry on conversations with my cat. She talks back too. No, not English, but I understand her all the same.
3) I love to sniff my clean laundry. I mean I really like it! I consider the subtle science of fabric softeners to be endlessly fascinating.
4) I like to take things apart to see how they work. Sometimes I can't get them back together though. I had to go buy a new phone once because of this.
5) I sing and dance around to 80's music during attacks of nostalgia for my teenage years. Any woman who was a teenage girl in the 80's WILL sing and dance to 'Like A Virgin' if it pops on the radio (if she's alone or if she thinks her man won't fall on his ass laughing at her). If she tells you otherwise, she's a damn liar!
6) I belch in a most unladylike fashion. Hey, I can produce some good ones too! Like window shattering quality! When I belch a good one, I sit back and say "yeah, buddy!"
Aren't I just a sweetie?
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