I Fucking Well LOVE Frozen Peas !!!!!!!!!

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  • CuriousToyBoy
    Crazy Aussie Bastard
    • Aug 2005
    • 16787

    #1

    I Fucking Well LOVE Frozen Peas !!!!!!!!!

    I have a nice bag of them wrapped around my testicles as I type.

    I can now speak from experience that when one gets a vasectomy, AND the local anaesthetic does not totally take it fucking does hurt a LOT.

    Well, at least until he gave me another shot of it.

    Doctor unfortunately would not allow me to video proceedings dues to insurance restrictions.

    But frozen peas and sore balls are a match made in heaven.

    In between making sure the bags of peas are in rotation, I am doped up on pain killers, and pretty much all my wants are catered for, my fucking wife-to-be is parading around the house naked, laughing her head off at me. Teasing bitch.

    God I am in love with that girl ;-)

    And the peas, let's not forget the peas.

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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Good to hear it went smooth

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    • mattz
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      • Dec 2001
      • 7697

      #3
      arn't you getting married? not planning on having any kids?

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      • Wiggles
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        • May 2004
        • 14423

        #4
        ugh great another painful horror story
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        • CuriousToyBoy
          Crazy Aussie Bastard
          • Aug 2005
          • 16787

          #5
          Originally posted by mattz
          arn't you getting married? not planning on having any kids?
          I have 2, she has 1, and neither of us would be caught dead driving a people mover.

          Easy decision.

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          • Z
            Vidi Vici Veni
            • Nov 2002
            • 6308

            #6
            Bro...you're killing me. Congrats on the snip, but all my best for the nut pain.

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            • bizman2960
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              • Nov 2006
              • 358

              #7
              I'm curious to know if the peas made it back into the freezer.
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              • CuriousToyBoy
                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                • Aug 2005
                • 16787

                #8
                Originally posted by Z
                Bro...you're killing me. Congrats on the snip, but all my best for the nut pain.
                He he.

                I killing you ? Laughing does not actually improve things any.

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                • CuriousToyBoy
                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 16787

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bizman2960
                  I'm curious to know if the peas made it back into the freezer.
                  3 bags.

                  Solid rotation.

                  Front bag into front of pants, old bag placed back behind 2nd bag in freezer.

                  All will be good for dinner rotation later next week when initial purchase use has been honorably acquitted.

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                  • Tullian Zombie
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                    • May 2006
                    • 302

                    #10
                    I'm getting the feeling that you would do very well as a stand-up comedian!
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                    • CuriousToyBoy
                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 16787

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tullian Zombie
                      I'm getting the feeling that you would do very well as a stand-up comedian!


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                      • CuriousToyBoy
                        Crazy Aussie Bastard
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 16787

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Spunky
                        Good to hear it went smooth
                        Manner of speaking.....

                        He he

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                        • Psycho_x
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                          • Oct 2006
                          • 697

                          #13
                          Glad to hear the sniping went smoothly.

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                          • madawgz
                            8.8.8.8
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 30509

                            #14
                            hopefully the pain goes away fast for ya
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                            • Jon B
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                              • Feb 2006
                              • 473

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                              I have a nice bag of them wrapped around my testicles as I type.

                              I can now speak from experience that when one gets a vasectomy, AND the local anaesthetic does not totally take it fucking does hurt a LOT.

                              Well, at least until he gave me another shot of it.

                              Doctor unfortunately would not allow me to video proceedings dues to insurance restrictions.

                              But frozen peas and sore balls are a match made in heaven.

                              In between making sure the bags of peas are in rotation, I am doped up on pain killers, and pretty much all my wants are catered for, my fucking wife-to-be is parading around the house naked, laughing her head off at me. Teasing bitch.

                              God I am in love with that girl ;-)

                              And the peas, let's not forget the peas.

                              Wuss! I think I am next! Congrats on finding the one Love My friend! Hope to be seeing you in Vegas. Lot's to catch up on
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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                This thread is useless without pics

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                                • Dagwolf
                                  President of Canada
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 23141

                                  #17
                                  I'll never eat frozen peas again. But I'll remember that when I get my vasectomy.
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                                  • CuriousToyBoy
                                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 16787

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jon B
                                    Wuss! I think I am next! Congrats on finding the one Love My friend! Hope to be seeing you in Vegas. Lot's to catch up on
                                    Wuss ?

                                    When I see you in Vegas buddy I am bringing a blunt spoon and some fishing line.

                                    THEN we'll see who the wuss is mate.

                                    He he he he he eh eh ehe he

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                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 16787

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                      This thread is useless without pics
                                      Well you would have had video if the snip doctor's insurance policy would have allowed it.

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                                      • Myst
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 4708

                                        #20
                                        um why does a gay guy need a vasectomy?
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                                        • CuriousToyBoy
                                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 16787

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Myst
                                          um why does a gay guy need a vasectomy?
                                          Why do people keep asking silly questions ?

                                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=604772

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