Big Archaeological Find In New Jersey!

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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    Big Archaeological Find In New Jersey!

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

    One week later, The Jersey Journal, a local newspaper in New Jersey , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard , Tony 'Boda Bing' Manziano, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Tony has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Jersey had already gone wireless."

    Just makes me proud to be from New Jersey!
  • 96ukssob
    So Fucking Banananananas
    • Mar 2003
    • 12991

    #2


    if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

    jk
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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
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      • slavdogg
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        • Jan 2001
        • 3570

        #4
        that joke is so old i almost fell off my dinosaur read it
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        • matrixfred
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          • Oct 2008
          • 566

          #5
          I hope the next big find in Jersey is Jimmy Hoffa's body!.. Should be found in one of the endzones of Giants stadium (according to urban legend!) when they tear it down sometime next year to make way for the new stadium!
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          • TurboAngel
            H.B.I.C.
            • Jun 2003
            • 30122

            #6
            Originally posted by bossku69


            if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

            jk
            I lived there and that's the truth!


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            • DirtyDanza
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              • Aug 2002
              • 8375

              #7
              what exit
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              • halfpint
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                • Jun 2007
                • 15223

                #8
                lol funny

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                • Big Red Machine
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 9586

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bossku69


                  if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

                  jk
                  Its a parking lot for New York and Philly

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                  • sicone
                    Retired
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 18453

                    #10

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                    • BFT3K
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 10764

                      #11
                      Originally posted by slavdogg
                      That joke is so old I almost fell off my dinosaur reading it!

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