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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8534

    #1

    This Just In!!!!!!!!

    As some of you know, railz has been writing for me for awhile now and has become a very valued employee of Varadox. Well........

    He is an awesome writer but I can't seem to keep him in lline, he is a wild man and in DESPERATE need of attention that I, as a happily married woman, cannot give him at this time. He is in desperate need of some FEMALE companionship and we are taking applications right now to find him that "right" someone.


    MUST be able to answer ALL questions below:


    "Are you woman enough for Dino?"
    "Could you win Dino's Heart?"
    "Will you be there for him in bad times?"
    "Will you promise to always treat him like he is the only man in the world for you?"
    "Will you do sexual favors for him at HIS request, no matter how strange the request?"
    "Do you love long walks on the beach?"
    "Do you like being spoiled beyond your wildest dreams and treated like a Queen?"
    "Will you promise not to EVER break his heart?" (say no to this one and you have ME to deal with!!!!!!)
    "Will you swear to be his one and only til death do you part?"
    "Will you make a good mother to his kids?"
    "Will you be willing to relocate?"


    We are starting a MASSIVE search for his "Miss Right" and if you have all the proper experience then please email me at:
    [email protected]

    forgot to add this:
    ANY and ALL applicants will be taken by the women he works with and will be at OUR sole discretion!!
    Tam
    Last edited by Tam; 03-14-2002, 01:36 PM.
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  • Kimmykim
    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
    • Jun 2001
    • 16015

    #2
    The dialer biz is good enough to pay for all that crack you're smoking I see... ;)

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    • Tam
      Rude Bitch
      • Jan 2001
      • 8534

      #3
      So I am thinking YOU are NOT the woman for railz then right?

      *ducking*
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      • 3Jane
        Registered User
        • Oct 2001
        • 49

        #4
        please note that only over-qualified applicants will be contacted for interview

        and so begins the quest for the perfect woman....

        he he he
        3Jane

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        • ^R3K^
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2001
          • 2815

          #5
          can I apply?
          no business like ho business

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          • Jakke PNG
            ex-TeenGodFather
            • Nov 2001
            • 20306

            #6
            I'm the right woman. Come to papa.
            ..and I'm off.

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            • Kimmykim
              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
              • Jun 2001
              • 16015

              #7
              Originally posted by Tam
              So I am thinking YOU are NOT the woman for railz then right?

              *ducking*
              Haha, I'm probably not the right woman for anything you know...

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              • XXXPaysiteDesign
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2201

                #8
                Are you accepting applications from fat hairy women? If the answer is yes contact me on ICQ. Thanks!
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                • Tam
                  Rude Bitch
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 8534

                  #9
                  Sure you can apply, if you have tits and a nice tight ass and don't shave your face, go for it, 3Jane is taking all applications.......

                  kimmy, you know better than that, you are one of the best women I know..... BUT you may be WAY too over qualified for this one, I would have to deliver him to you in a plate of armor, you are HARSH!!!



                  Tam
                  Last edited by Tam; 03-14-2002, 01:45 PM.
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                  • TaDoW
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 3875

                    #10
                    hey tam ... can it be a guy if he acts like a girl and dresses like one?
                    -TaDoW

                    I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                    • 3Jane
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 49

                      #11
                      a hairy face could definitely give you a dangerous competitive edge. what else can you offer our dear romeo? bring it on.
                      3Jane

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                      • Jamdin
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 3560

                        #12
                        Miss Right don't exist anymore since she's been married for twenty years to Mr Wrong...

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                        • Jakke PNG
                          ex-TeenGodFather
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 20306

                          #13
                          Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
                          Are you accepting applications from fat hairy women? If the answer is yes contact me on ICQ. Thanks!
                          I was first!



                          This picture will haunt you all until the end of days.
                          ..and I'm off.

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                          • DTK
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 4546

                            #14
                            Hey Railz, that's one cool boss you have! I mean how many employers offer "getting laid assistance"
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                            • ElvisManson
                              Looking California
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 5476

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tam


                              MUST be able to answer ALL questions below:


                              "Are you woman enough for Dino?"
                              "Could you win Dino's Heart?"
                              "Will you be there for him in bad times?"
                              "Will you promise to always treat him like he is the only man in the world for you?"
                              "Will you do sexual favors for him at HIS request, no matter how strange the request?"
                              "Do you love long walks on the beach?"
                              "Do you like being spoiled beyond your wildest dreams and treated like a Queen?"
                              "Will you promise not to EVER break his heart?" (say no to this one and you have ME to deal with!!!!!!)
                              "Will you swear to be his one and only til death do you part?"
                              "Will you make a good mother to his kids?"
                              "Will you be willing to relocate?"


                              Tam

                              What if all of the answers are no?

                              Would she still qualify?

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                              • theWatsonian
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1737

                                #16
                                Got to cut down those requirements. How about this:

                                Are you female (or can you be made to look female)?

                                Are you breathing (not required if you are submitting this application for yourself)?
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                                • SNOW
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 3963

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                  The dialer biz is good enough to pay for all that crack you're smoking I see... ;)
                                  HILARIOUS....I'm sre Aaron can find him someone..

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                                  • Tam
                                    Rude Bitch
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 8534

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ElvisManson



                                    What if all of the answers are no?

                                    Would she still qualify?
                                    Well I guess we could work something out........

                                    Is she BREATHING?
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                                    • SexyDollEyes
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 153

                                      #19
                                      I am Woman hear me ROARRRRRRRRRRR...LOL

                                      Does having Big Hooters Qualify me? LOL
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                                      • Tam
                                        Rude Bitch
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 8534

                                        #20
                                        SexyDollEyes, I guess I should have stated that no one within the company can apply. We have a strict policy on love affairs within the company......... don't worry baby, you will learn the damn rules, or you'll get beatings like the rest of these clowns do one........

                                        rotfl
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                                        • SexyDollEyes
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 153

                                          #21
                                          Haha, Do the beatings include Whips and chains too? If so Beat me babyyyyyyyyyyy...lol
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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917

                                            #22
                                            I thought Railz was gay?

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                                            • Tam
                                              Rude Bitch
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 8534

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SexyDollEyes
                                              Haha, Do the beatings include Whips and chains too? If so Beat me babyyyyyyyyyyy...lol
                                              Oh hell yes... why ya think railz has been all over me? He LOVES beatings...........

                                              Aaron, is this why the two of you are moving in together? Something I should know about here babe?

                                              rotfl
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                                              • AaronM
                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 46917

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tam


                                                Oh hell yes... why ya think railz has been all over me? He LOVES beatings...........

                                                Aaron, is this why the two of you are moving in together? Something I should know about here babe?

                                                rotfl
                                                That is EXACTLY why... It is a proven fact that fags attract more chicks. Since I lack that gene, I need to fill the void with Railz. He does not even need a full size room, just a walk in closet.....Until he decides to come out.

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                                                • Paul Markham
                                                  Too old to care
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 52942

                                                  #25
                                                  Sorry Tam. but the woman that fits that description is gone.
                                                  But I do know her name, it's Eva Markham



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                                                  • SexyDollEyes
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 153

                                                    #26
                                                    hahaa....shits getting deep...break out the vaseline!!
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                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 16015

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by charly
                                                      Sorry Tam. but the woman that fits that description is gone.
                                                      But I do know her name, it's Eva Markham

                                                      Looks like *somebody* is trying to get laid tonite ;)

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                                                      • Tam
                                                        Rude Bitch
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 8534

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SexyDollEyes
                                                        hahaa....shits getting deep...break out the vaseline!!
                                                        OH DON'T say THAT....... railz will be all over you. He likes whips and chains and then you top itoff with Vaseline...... GOD, you are about to have a problem on your hands. He won't care about company policy once he sees this one. LMAO


                                                        kimmy........ most likely, isn't that usually when men praise their women? rotfl
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                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                          Too old to care
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 52942

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim



                                                          Looks like *somebody* is trying to get laid tonite ;)
                                                          It's morning here and I AM getting some this morning, and did get some last night. And look at Eva's profile, got a model staying tonight.

                                                          Now you know why no one upsets me.

                                                          Oh nearly forgot look at Eva's post of the how to keep babes quiet.

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                                                          • SongRider
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 651

                                                            #30
                                                            How about Rosie O'........... Wait, shes gay..... nevermind*L*

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                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 16015

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tam

                                                              kimmy........ most likely, isn't that usually when men praise their women? rotfl

                                                              Hahaha, Tam, I think that's when men will say or do ANYTHING for their women ;)

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                                                              • Tam
                                                                Rude Bitch
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 8534

                                                                #32
                                                                kimmy..... exactly..... don't give it to them for awhile and they either go to someone else or they see you as the most beautiful woman on earth......... after awhile you start looking like some playboy centerfold or some shit. And the spoiling commences............ woohoo............. rotfl

                                                                SongRider, she DOES have a pulse though, maybe we can convert her? LOL

                                                                The applications are pouring in, just none qualified enough as of yet............... I will know when the right one comes along.
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                                                                • Ludedude
                                                                  Suck it!
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 4432

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I've got Amp's old leaking water jug....shit...never mind, wrong thread.

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                                                                  • Tam
                                                                    Rude Bitch
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 8534

                                                                    #34
                                                                    ludedude, so far you are the most qualified one........ at least you will feed him...... ok give him water. LMAO
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                                                                    • =^..^=
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 6935

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Good luck in Finding Railz a nice Girl

                                                                      He certainly deserves one - and anyone who breaks his heart will also have ME to deal with


                                                                      I have never met a sweeter more geniune man - who is shivalrous and also very funny
                                                                      (except my fiancee lol)

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                                                                      • Snake Doctor
                                                                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                        • 13449

                                                                        #36
                                                                        If you do find Railz a woman who meets all of those requirements, can you set me up with her sister?


                                                                        And am I the only one who finds it odd that Railz hasn't posted on this thread?
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