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  • Iron Fist
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    • Dec 2006
    • 23400

    #51
    Chimp 50 Woman 0
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #52
      Fuck me, I caught part of this story on the news via TV but did not see the carnage.

      Fuck those people I spoke to recently. Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

      After seeing that fuck them and their super trained monkey. Last thing I need in my life is the chance of a monkey flipping out and going ape shit on me. It would be trained well enough to be able to obtain knives from the drawers, open doors with or without keys, and well everything a service animal is trained to do. Then it would be after me with that much strength. Fuck them! That is like a mini version of the incredible hulk, with spiderman's agility chasing my crippled ass around the house trying to kill my ass. No thanks. I already know how Murphy's law feels about me.

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      • NBBCash Matze
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        • Oct 2009
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        #53
        really cruel sad story but unbelievable how strong these chimps are .
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        • Scott McD
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          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #54
          Originally posted by NBBCash Matze
          really cruel sad story but unbelievable how strong these chimps are .
          I just wonder how the owner feels now when she looks at whats happened. How can she sleep at night ?


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          • cherrylula
            lol
            • Jan 2002
            • 15969

            #55
            Originally posted by AaliyahLove
            I dunno.. I didn't see that part because I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing but the way Oprah held her one remaining finger (I think it was a thumb) and didn't flinch at all and she seemed to really care.. it kinda touched me hehe
            yeah, she had it shot 10 times to get it right to get you to tear up. Oprah wouldnt even look the direction of this woman if she was out on the street, but on her show, yeah, she will wipe your tears, then sell the napkin to a viewer...

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            • VeriSexy
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              • Apr 2002
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              #56
              That is fucked, that poor lady
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              • ShellyCrash
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                • Jun 2004
                • 6708

                #57
                Originally posted by Slick
                Damn, I'd rather be dead than to live like that.
                I don't know what this says about me as a human being, but I would not want to live like that either.

                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

                I agree but I have to admit though, a trained "helper monkey" does sound appealing. Long term though I bet it would drive you nuts. Go with the dog. Dogs are awesome and so very selfless, plus the lack of thumbs keeps them in check

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                • quantum-x
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 6863

                  #58
                  Want to hear some fairly freaky shit? Here's the 911 call


                  Moral of the story: don't keep chimps, don't keep chimps past puberty, don't give xanax to chimps that you've kept past puberty.

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                  • Matt 26z
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 18481

                    #59
                    Crazy stuff. I wonder if the Xanax really did it?

                    Here's an interview with the chimp's owner.

                    http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4812445n

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                    • Scott McD
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792

                      #60
                      That 911 call is horrendous!


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                      • borked
                        Totally Borked
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 6284

                        #61
                        OK, that just killed my Friday evening.

                        "Shoot him, omg he's eating her now"

                        urgh - yeah I really really think this is one of those "is she lucky or unlucky to be alive" situations.

                        I remember when I stumbled across ogrish way back when and was gobsmacked, but that 911 call knocks it all out. That's frikken horrendous. Why wild animals like that are allowed as pets is beyond me

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                        • brassmonkey
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                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77386

                          #62
                          chill im half chimp hahaha
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                          • JenniDahling
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 5285

                            #63
                            There's a reason why Bubbles didn't stay at Neverland and no, it had nothing to do with Michael's penis. Even in Hwood, once a chimp matures to an adult, trainers usually retire them to a zoo or reserve where they are no longer handled directly by humans. They don't know their own strengths and should never be underestimated.

                            p.s. assisted living monkeys are usually spider monkeys and not chimps, far less dangerous and a lot easier (and smaller) to handle.
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                            • San
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 790

                              #64
                              Originally posted by CyberHustler

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                              • Cyber Fucker
                                Hmm
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 12642

                                #65

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                                • TurboAngel
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 30122

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Loch
                                  Guess wild animals should be left in the wild huh?

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                                  • matrixfred
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                                    • Oct 2008
                                    • 566

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by AaliyahLove
                                    I dunno.. I didn't see that part because I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing but the way Oprah held her one remaining finger (I think it was a thumb) and didn't flinch at all and she seemed to really care.. it kinda touched me hehe

                                    But yeah..wow.. this was one of the most gruesome things I have seen on tv in a long time! And I just happened to stumble upon it last nite while flipping thru the channels before bed.. ughhh

                                    ps- the lady didn't just have the chimp as a pet.. she treated it like a human being! She would buy it lobster tail and crab legs for dinner and it would sit on her couch and watch tv with her.. apparently it was a "chimp actor" when it was younger.. fucking crazy people what do they expect for putting an ANIMAL in a very unnatural living situation! IT is a wild animal and should be treated and respected as one!
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                                    • AaliyahLove
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                                      • Apr 2008
                                      • 2722

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                      yeah, she had it shot 10 times to get it right to get you to tear up. Oprah wouldnt even look the direction of this woman if she was out on the street, but on her show, yeah, she will wipe your tears, then sell the napkin to a viewer...
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                                      • Les Grossman
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                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 1012

                                        #69
                                        Don't fuck with the monkey. Especially a nutless one.

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                                        • brassmonkey
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                                          • Sep 2005
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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Les Grossman
                                          Don't fuck with the monkey. Especially a nutless one.
                                          i wonder if she ever bad talked him
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                                          • Major (Tom)
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 32492

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by bbwebmaster
                                            Damn, what a poor woman! .. how is it possible that chimpanzee could did something like this? They are quite small... I think I could easily break it's neck if it attacked me.
                                            Are you for real? A chimp can crush you with it's bare hands. Look at the size of it's arms
                                            They have to be at least 23 inches around.
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