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Old 11-13-2009, 03:38 AM  
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Fuck me, I caught part of this story on the news via TV but did not see the carnage.

Fuck those people I spoke to recently. Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

After seeing that fuck them and their super trained monkey. Last thing I need in my life is the chance of a monkey flipping out and going ape shit on me. It would be trained well enough to be able to obtain knives from the drawers, open doors with or without keys, and well everything a service animal is trained to do. Then it would be after me with that much strength. Fuck them! That is like a mini version of the incredible hulk, with spiderman's agility chasing my crippled ass around the house trying to kill my ass. No thanks. I already know how Murphy's law feels about me.
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