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  • jasonir
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 1887

    #1

    Five Fucking Dollars.

    I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

    I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

    I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit?
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  • KrisKross
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2006
    • 5025

    #2
    Buy me bottle service and I'll give you a couple of drinks

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    • atmclick
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 167

      #3
      fuck em, deadbeats are dead weight
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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94179

        #4
        You're better off without 'em...

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        • Adult Search Results
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2006
          • 608

          #5
          yeah, drop 'em
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          • Sly
            Let's do some business!
            • Sep 2004
            • 31380

            #6
            What's bottle service?
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            • who
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 19593

              #7
              Yeah sometimes you find out who your real friends are...

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              • KrisKross
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2006
                • 5025

                #8
                Originally posted by Sly
                What's bottle service?
                Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.

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                • Sly
                  Let's do some business!
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 31380

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KrisKross
                  Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.
                  Ah, ok. I've done that.
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                  • Profits of Doom
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 4978

                    #10
                    Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...
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                    • Phoenix
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      yeah people are funny...pay for all the expensive shit and they still wont even bother to chip in for small shit..lol
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                      • cranki
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 5162

                        #12
                        I know exactly what you're talking about... Cheap fucks & freeloaders... gosh they suck!

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                        • jasonir
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1887

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                          Do you want to get rid of those friends, jasonir? Just run out of money and they will disappear. I speak on that from experience...
                          That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks.
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                          • LiveDose
                            Show Yer Tits!
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 25792

                            #14
                            Sounds like your own little entourage. Who needs that shit. Cut those bitches loose...

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                            • biftek
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1030

                              #15
                              shit where can i find a friend that will buy me a laptop
                              i think you stop looking at finding new friends and look more towards yourself stop being the sucker

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                              • uno
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                                • Dec 2002
                                • 18450

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jasonir
                                I just realized that I have some friends. These friends are a special type of friend. They take take take and never give back. In fact, I realized today that I have some friends of several years who have never bought me one fucking drink.

                                I've done everything for these friends. And they've never bought me one fucking drink, ever. I've bought everything from laptops to bottle service for them. What the fuck is wrong with me?

                                I need new friends. Anyone want some free shit?
                                They obviously aren't friends.
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                                • SlamDesigns
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 2339

                                  #17
                                  I'll be your friend if you buy me a laptop. lol

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                                  • Psycho_x
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 697

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by KrisKross
                                    Buying a bottle of spirits at a club rather than buy one drink at a time. Usually comes with mixers and runs anywhere from $150+ depending on the club.
                                    Last time I did that I ended up with some guys 19 year old wife. And it only cost me a 400$ bar tab.

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                                    • Sly
                                      Let's do some business!
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 31380

                                      #19
                                      Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?
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                                      • jasonir
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 1887

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                        Why would you buy your friends a laptop anyway?
                                        Cause he needed it, I guess. Giving does make me happy. But not when it's all unidirectional.
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                                        • Vitasoy
                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202

                                          #21
                                          I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh


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                                          • sicone
                                            Retired
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 18453

                                            #22
                                            There will always be 'friends' like that around

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                                            • jasonir
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 1887

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                              I got quite a few lechers friends myself.. sigh
                                              Sigh indeed... really makes you think.
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                                              • madawgz
                                                8.8.8.8
                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 30509

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jasonir
                                                That sounds like good advice, I'll try it out. Thanks.
                                                that is great advice, pretend to have no money! see if they stick around
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                                                • madawgz
                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 30509

                                                  #25
                                                  now when your friend/s come over...and you dont have any money to lets say go out and buy beer, order pizza or something

                                                  i wonder what you guys will do....

                                                  maybe say you have 1/2 the money to chip in for pizza if thats what you guys decide to do...and see if they will put in the other half...

                                                  or when your at a bar, ask a friend to buy you a beer since your really short on cash or something, i know that looks really bad, or just think of something else along those lines

                                                  it doesnt have to be something big....

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                                                  • Dagwolf
                                                    President of Canada
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 23141

                                                    #26
                                                    Even easier.. Leave your wallet at home and say you forgot it.



                                                    Carry a credit card just in case, though.
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