If Jesus had had a handgun, do you think he would have won?

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  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1288
    #1

    If Jesus had had a handgun, do you think he would have won?

    I just heard that question on The Daily Show and it makes me laugh more and more every time I picture it.
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    • LiveDose
      Show Yer Tits!
      • Feb 2002
      • 25792
      #2
      No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

      That was his first mistake.

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        • JD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2003
          • 22651
          #3
          Originally posted by LiveDose
          No, 'turn the other cheek', right?

          That was his first mistake.

          exactly. kill'em all and let god sort'em out

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94125
              #4
              ROFL Best Username ever!

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                • bobby666
                  boots are my religion
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 21765
                  #5
                  well a burning question,but only if i pee

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                    • xxxjay
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 13482
                      #6
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                        • sicone
                          Retired
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 18453
                          #7
                          I think he would have needed more then a handgun

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                            • J.P.
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 689
                              #8
                              Maybe he'll do it in a sequel, huh? JCII coming soon to a theater near you!
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                                • CyberHustler
                                  Masterbaiter
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 28794
                                  #9
                                  then he wouldn't have died for our sins that god could have created us not being able to commit... or he wouldn't have been able to re-open the heavy duty barb wired electrified pearly gates of heaven
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                                    • notabook
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 9748
                                      #10
                                      If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.

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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291
                                          #11
                                          he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...
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                                            • notabook
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 9748
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                              he'd still be fucked cause gunpowder wouldn't be invented for about 1000 years...
                                              DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING!

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                                                • needlive
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 2191
                                                  #13
                                                  Well, it wasn't about the power, it was (is) about the spirituality, how we treat things, how be behave with each other...we should appreciate the world we live in more, I think...just an opinion

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                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 31587
                                                      #14
                                                      Won what?
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                                                        • shekinah
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 8452
                                                          #15
                                                          I don't have a clue, what's the prize? hehe

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                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 19291
                                                              #16
                                                              was funny when i wrote that i hadn't read your reply yet

                                                              Originally posted by notabook
                                                              DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE AND LOGICAL REASONING!
                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                • reynold
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 51271
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Well, it might depend on where he's pointing it.

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                                                                    • psili
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 5526
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by notabook
                                                                      If he were to wall hack and have on unlimited ammo then yes.
                                                                      Come on man. He'd have the

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                                                                        • Psycho_x
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                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 697
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