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  • SlamDesigns
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    • Jul 2005
    • 2339

    #101
    Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

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    • scottybuzz
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      • May 2006
      • 14799

      #102
      Originally posted by SlamDesigns
      Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

      fuck man!!! thats just plain fucking wrong. fortunitley never been stood up, but heres a horror story.

      i was friends with this girl at school and she was already in a relationship but wanted for me to get in one. so she gave me her friends msn and we chatted, i aint joking here, for 6 fucking months, we just like argued on and off about useless shit, but i was afraid of meeting someone of the net. then I finally met her. she was actully quite goodlooking and a good chat with, then like the cunt i was the moment I got home and spoke to her a few days later on msn, like the retard i am i critized her. 6 months down the fucking drain because i was an idiot. And she had huge boobs and loved sex loads! I missed out big time.
      shes now with some emo kid. the ultimate insult

      anyway when i meet this girl i aint gonna fuck up. shes younger than me, and i gotta be the man this time
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      • HighSociety
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        • Jun 2005
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        #103
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        • scottybuzz
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2006
          • 14799

          #104
          Originally posted by made2ordervideos
          i love this post!
          thankyou thankyou, thriving on the negativity of others is a great quality to have!
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          • BusterBunny
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            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #105
            breathe in........breathe out...........
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            • polish_aristocrat
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              • Jul 2002
              • 40377

              #106
              Originally posted by scottybuzz
              Its gonna happen soon! Im going christmas shopping in her city and im gonna meet her and we are gonna get super fucked on vodka!!!!!!!!!!!


              man im so happy, cant wait. im nervous, but the tips from gfy folk are awesome, thanks alot guys!!!


              good luck
              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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              • qwe
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                • Jul 2003
                • 2109

                #107
                if you shy you'll be eaten alive... develope that "fuck u all mothefuckers" attitude and you'll be fine

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                • MaddCaz
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                  • Mar 2006
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                  #108
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                  • HighSociety
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                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1786

                    #109
                    of all the stupid things you have said to me this is nothing, your the one that called me a surfer LOL, come on scotty, what did you expect with a post like this, i'm not really laughing at you but more at the response of others. gotta love that
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                    • shekinah
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                      • May 2006
                      • 8452

                      #110
                      Forget her buddy and do some work, that would be best but if you don't like.. just relax

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                      • reynold
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #111
                        Stay calm, walk straight and keep your chin up!

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                        • DarkJedi
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                          • Feb 2001
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                          #112
                          Originally posted by made2ordervideos
                          i love this post!
                          which one?

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                          • scottybuzz
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                            • May 2006
                            • 14799

                            #113
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            which one?
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                            • carol.prime
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                              • Jul 2006
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                              #114
                              just relax...there's always a right time for everything...

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                              • TDF
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 27296

                                #115
                                kill yourself
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                                • polle54
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                                  • Jul 2004
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                                  #116
                                  I think we need a picture of you to determine whether we can help you or not mate
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                                  • Juilan
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                                    • Feb 2004
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                                    #117
                                    Densha... is that you ?

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                                    • Theo Anthony
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                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 134

                                      #118
                                      roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

                                      you will be fine
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                                      • comeplay
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                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 1435

                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Theo Anthony
                                        roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

                                        you will be fine

                                        Good suggestion, Takes care of any social anxiety before a blind date for me. Other then that just don't be such a pussy
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                                        • HighSociety
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 1786

                                          #120
                                          he has probably tapped about a dozen girls by now
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                                          • polish_aristocrat
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                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 40377

                                            #121
                                            so did you meet her? you said you're gonna get xmas shopping to her city, but Christmas are gone already...,......
                                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                            • scottybuzz
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 14799

                                              #122
                                              shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
                                              couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
                                              get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.
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                                              • scottybuzz
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                                                • May 2006
                                                • 14799

                                                #123
                                                in a way my nerves are ok, im now ready, but i aint gonna meet a girl who doesnt wanna meet me.

                                                anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.
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                                                • comeplay
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 1435

                                                  #124
                                                  you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.
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                                                  • scottybuzz
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                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 14799

                                                    #125
                                                    Originally posted by comeplay
                                                    you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.
                                                    bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.
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                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 23141

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                      bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.
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                                                      • polish_aristocrat
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                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 40377

                                                        #127
                                                        Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                        shes a faggot
                                                        BoyAlley is a faggot

                                                        i wanna meet another girl.
                                                        are you sure about that? and does she wanna meet you too?

                                                        couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
                                                        get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt.
                                                        you almost felt in love and now after two months she's got one bad day and you call her a cunt?

                                                        im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.
                                                        good luck


                                                        anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.
                                                        I guess it's too late?
                                                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                          #128
                                                          Last edited by DarkJedi; 03-04-2007, 06:25 PM.

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                                                          • Brooke Anderson
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                                                            • Jan 2006
                                                            • 346

                                                            #129
                                                            Scotty, you don't need any drugs to meet this girl. Just relax and stop worrying about it all! The more you think about it, the worse you will feel about it. Maybe just sit down and have a glass of wine before you go to loosen up.

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                                                            • Trixxxia
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 5600

                                                              #130
                                                              This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?

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                                                              • HighSociety
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                                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                                #131
                                                                this was an old post by him. He is all grown up now
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                                                                • lazycash
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                  #132
                                                                  Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                                                                  This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?
                                                                  He's 19 and a virgin, just seems like he's awkward around girls. He should have a race with madawgz to see who can lose their virginity first.
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                                                                  • gimilin
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                                                                    • Feb 2007
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                                                                    #133
                                                                    samp!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 40377

                                                                      #134
                                                                      OK since someone else bumped this thread already, how is the online dating going scotty?
                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                      • gimilin
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                                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                                        • 1050

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Take care man,i am really understand you.

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                                                                        • he-fox
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                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                          • 2884

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by gimilin
                                                                          Take care man,i am really understand you.
                                                                          dude, you definitely are the new village idiot

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                                                                          • Sexsitesurfer
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                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                            • 3157

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Norwich is not that big a city.....
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                                                                            • TigerDragon
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                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 1349

                                                                              #138
                                                                              relax man

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                                                                              • Evil E
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                                                                                • Apr 2005
                                                                                • 3201

                                                                                #139
                                                                                Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                                shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
                                                                                couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
                                                                                get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.
                                                                                If you want to meet with her first of all you need to give her an explicit date and time and location. Do not just say... we'll do something soon.. bla bla bla , you're losing your time.

                                                                                Meet her ASAP. The longer you'll way, the more awkward it will be for you when you will meet and you'll probably be more shy.
                                                                                Also you'll know after you met her if something will happen or not. Do not loose your time. You could be meeting other, more interesting girls as we speak.

                                                                                Second you said you really liked her... and it seems that you think she is special or something. Surprise: she is not. She's just a regular girl and she's probably farting as we speak.

                                                                                You are better than her. Grow your balls. You need to lead. You need to be sure of yourself. Be a MAN. If you're not, fake it. It will come with time.

                                                                                Now if you are shy, do not get drunk, it's a bad idea. If you have drinks, have 1 to 3 drinks MAX.

                                                                                You should practice your social skills. Have some of your friends introduce you to people they know. Learn how to be interesting, how to tell stories and make people laugh. Just go hang out and talk to strangers(not in a creepy way). If you can't do that then you can start by joining group activities and meet people there.

                                                                                You can practice with another girl first, even start with fatties or uglies if that makes you more comfortable.

                                                                                Also you need to fuck girls.


                                                                                A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                                                So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                                                • Evil E
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                                                                                  • Apr 2005
                                                                                  • 3201

                                                                                  #140
                                                                                  Also stop smoking weed. Go to the gym instead.


                                                                                  A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                                                  So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                                                  • More Booze
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                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 5116

                                                                                    #141
                                                                                    alcohol is your friend

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                                                                                    • scottybuzz
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                      • 14799

                                                                                      #142
                                                                                      hahahaha seriously look at the date of this thread. days are gone, numbers are whack.

                                                                                      the only moron who bumps it is darkjedi
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                                                                                      • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                        • May 2004
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                                                                                        #143
                                                                                        so you are still a virgin?

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                                                                                        • scottybuzz
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                          • 14799

                                                                                          #144
                                                                                          Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                          so you are still a virgin?
                                                                                          lol no! at parties when im drunk im fine, its just when i feel normal
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                                                                                          • Tanya_AWP
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                                                                                            #145
                                                                                            Take yoga! and relax.....


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                                                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                                                              #146
                                                                                              Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                              so you are still a virgin?

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                                                                                                #147
                                                                                                wow dorkjedi, i bet you felt cool bumping this thread huh? i bet right after you posted that orglaugh you just went nuts slapping your desk laughing like Santa Claus huh?

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                                                                                                • rowan
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                  #148
                                                                                                  Reminds me of this guy I knew... he went on a date with a chick from the net and threw up because he was so nervous. They ended up getting married.

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                                                                                                  • lazycash
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                    #149
                                                                                                    So we all want to know, did you ever hook up with this chick Scotty?
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                                                                                                    • Ragging Rhino
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
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                                                                                                      #150
                                                                                                      well??
                                                                                                      Did ya meet her?
                                                                                                      Last edited by Ragging Rhino; 05-08-2007, 05:29 AM.
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