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Wal-Mart Camcorder - "Lets you capture great candid shots, especially of children"

12-10-2006, 01:51 AM

Walmart - New JVC Page

Walmart Cache (Powerful 20x optical zoom lets you capture great candid shots, especially of children, because you can stand across the room and they don't realize you're filming them).

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Yeah. I wonder if whoever wrote that description up @ Walmart got a nice visit from some law enforcement.
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12-10-2006, 02:08 AM

how did legal miss that one?
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12-10-2006, 02:10 AM

<dictionary>

can·did /ˈkændɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kan-did]
adjective
1. frank; outspoken; open and sincere: a candid critic.
2. free from reservation, disguise, or subterfuge; straightforward: a candid opinion.
3. informal; unposed: a candid photo.
4. honest; impartial: a candid mind.

hid·den /ˈhɪdn/
adjective
1. concealed; obscure; covert: hidden meaning; hidden hostility.
–verb

I think that you are confused.

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12-10-2006, 02:11 AM

do you have a problem with it? why?
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12-10-2006, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by fr0gman

<dictionary>

can·did /ˈkændɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kan-did]
adjective
1. frank; outspoken; open and sincere: a candid critic.
2. free from reservation, disguise, or subterfuge; straightforward: a candid opinion.
3. informal; unposed: a candid photo.
4. honest; impartial: a candid mind.

hid·den /ˈhɪdn/
adjective
1. concealed; obscure; covert: hidden meaning; hidden hostility.
–verb

I think that you are confused.

</dictionary>

Yeah because we all know that "especially of children, because you can stand across the room and they don't realize you're filming them." doesn't sound creepy at all. Thank god for putting candid in front of it else someone may have gotten the wrong idea! Like Walmart did because they changed the page =)
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12-10-2006, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by notabook

Yeah because we all know that "especially of children, because you can stand across the room and they don't realize you're filming them." doesn't sound creepy at all. Thank god for putting candid in front of it else someone may have gotten the wrong idea! Like Walmart did because they changed the page =)

It does not sound creepy to people that have children and have ever wanted to get a photo of them. Kids have a strange habit of becoming "aware" of the camera because it is something neat/cool/unusual and something that they do not get to use/handle....

The only people that would be creeped out are those that have latent pedophile tendencies.

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12-10-2006, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by fr0gman

It does not sound creepy to people that have children and have ever wanted to get a photo of them. Kids have a strange habit of becoming "aware" of the camera because it is something neat/cool/unusual and something that they do not get to use/handle....

The only people that would be creeped out are those that have latent pedophile tendencies.

Sure buddy. Kids are select-psychics when it comes to the camera and general photography, and people who don't think Wal-mart should make references in such a way have latent pedophile tendencies. You are too funny.

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12-10-2006, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by fr0gman

The only people that would be creeped out are those that have latent pedophile tendencies.

Thats what I was thinking too.

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12-10-2006, 02:31 AM

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12-10-2006, 02:47 AM

Nothin dirty about that at all.
You mustn't have kids .. if you did you'd know that kids tend to start acting like retards if they know a cameras pointed at them , Suddenly that perfect moment of your two kids playing together becomes a face making contest complete with booger flicking.

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12-10-2006, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by 5pm

Nothin dirty about that at all.

Right, which is why Wal-mart removed it from their page.
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12-10-2006, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by fr0gman

The only people that would be creeped out are those that have latent pedophile tendencies.
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12-10-2006, 02:55 AM

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12-10-2006, 04:18 AM

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I think your mind is to warp.

My mind is to warp as apples are to space shuttles?
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12-10-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by notabook

My mind is to warp as apples are to space shuttles?

See the Discovery launch? Spectacular at night!
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12-10-2006, 11:01 AM

too much time in porn if you think that has a weird connotation.
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12-10-2006, 11:36 AM

too much time in porn if you think that has a weird connotation.

Exactly what I was thinking

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12-10-2006, 12:41 PM

it only sounds creepy if you're a creep yourself.
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12-10-2006, 01:21 PM

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it only sounds creepy if you're a creep yourself.

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12-10-2006, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

See the Discovery launch? Spectacular at night!

Yeah... I LOVED how they are finally starting to include good quality vid shots of everything. Was fucking amazing to watch in such a live manor with almost perfect framerate rather than such a delay you normally see from their cams. Wish NASA would do more stuff like that instead of the normal crap they play on the NASA channel, would actually bolster some support for the space program from the populous.
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12-10-2006, 03:42 PM

Rofl. I think that is kind of creepy. :D
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12-10-2006, 04:16 PM

they made a typo on the word "children" ("childern").. that is the first thing that i noticed. ;) but now that it is pointed out, it does sound a little weird. ;)

i don't have kids though.. but i can only imagine how unnatural they become when consciously in front of a camera. i guess maybe it should have just been worded a little better. ;)

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12-10-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by bdld

it only sounds creepy if you're a creep yourself.

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12-10-2006, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Yeah... I LOVED how they are finally starting to include good quality vid shots of everything. Was fucking amazing to watch in such a live manor with almost perfect framerate rather than such a delay you normally see from their cams. Wish NASA would do more stuff like that instead of the normal crap they play on the NASA channel, would actually bolster some support for the space program from the populous.

The Nasa channel is annoying lately over the web, but really only because my Real Player is fucked up somehow and jumps around.
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12-10-2006, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by TG Rebecca

they made a typo on the word "children" ("childern").. that is the first thing that i noticed. ;) but now that it is pointed out, it does sound a little weird. ;)

i don't have kids though.. but i can only imagine how unnatural they become when consciously in front of a camera. i guess maybe it should have just been worded a little better. ;)

Damn you have great eyes, I didn't notice that mispelling at all.
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12-10-2006, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Damn you have great eyes, I didn't notice that mispelling at all.

Did you notice they said 28x optical zoom in the headline, and 20x optical zoom in the text?
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12-10-2006, 05:04 PM

i wonder how much severance pay they got..lol

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12-10-2006, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

The Nasa channel is annoying lately over the web, but really only because my Real Player is fucked up somehow and jumps around.

I've never had Real Player work well on streaming stuff, prolly cause I have crappy DSL that goes out every time it rains or a plane goes overhead. Only thing I can really enjoy on the web is flash video and let it pre-load... I thought NASA did a great job on the newest Mars rover stuff, they got the public into it. They need to do it much more often, keep the public informed just wtf they are up to, and I really think NASA's popularity can grow to being more mainstream than just the 'geekdom'.
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12-10-2006, 05:05 PM

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12-10-2006, 05:07 PM

kids often get nervous when they know they're being video taped. like at a sporting event or a school play.

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12-10-2006, 05:09 PM

I think you have seen too much porn and assume everything has a sexual undertone to it.

There is nothing wrong with that phrase. Many parents think candid moments, catching their children just being themselves are far better than the posed/rehearsed stuff.
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12-10-2006, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by edgeprod

Did you notice they said 28x optical zoom in the headline, and 20x optical zoom in the text?

no lol, my eyes suck. Great hearing (can hear a pin drop in a room full buzzing computers), have to wear coke bottle glasses just to see. I think my mind adjusts and fills in the blanks a lot.
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12-10-2006, 05:11 PM

i guess enough people complained about it to get it removed...

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12-10-2006, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by notabook

I've never had Real Player work well on streaming stuff, prolly cause I have crappy DSL that goes out every time it rains or a plane goes overhead. Only thing I can really enjoy on the web is flash video and let it pre-load... I thought NASA did a great job on the newest Mars rover stuff, they got the public into it. They need to do it much more often, keep the public informed just wtf they are up to, and I really think NASA's popularity can grow to being more mainstream than just the 'geekdom'.

It's a codec thing, I'm sure, because I get the same problem with downloaded video as with web content. It was a $12k computer at the time, so it's not horsepower.

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I think my mind adjusts and fills in the blanks a lot.

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12-10-2006, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by wyldblyss

I think you have seen too much porn and assume everything has a sexual undertone to it.

Naw. At another place I check/post at someone posted a story about a teacher reporting a 4-year old for 'touching her inappropriately'. She gave the kid a hug and she claimed that the kid 'touched her breasts inappropriately' and the parents had to hear that bullshit, and to top it off the little kid got suspended! I said that it was most likely the kid wiping his nose on her shirt (I've seen kids who hug people and wipe their snotty nose on their shirts, I assume it's something very similar that happened in that case).

I just think it's funny that Wal-mart of all places, as big and powerful as they are, let things ilke that happen.
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12-10-2006, 05:37 PM

If you have a problem with this marketing then you don't have kids.

Either that or you are a perv.
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12-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Pipeline Q

If you have a problem with this marketing then you don't have kids.

Nope, don't have kids and really don't want them. But thankfully people at Wal-mart pulled the text.
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12-10-2006, 06:00 PM

haha that is hilarious!

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12-10-2006, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Thats what I was thinking too.

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12-10-2006, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by notabook

Nope, don't have kids and really don't want them. But thankfully people at Wal-mart pulled the text.

So your problem is with the text or the camera? The camera is still available and with your way of thinking the kids are still at risk.

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12-10-2006, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by Corona

So your problem is with the text or the camera?

Text. Which has been fixed thanks to Wal-mart.
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