Fiddy creeps
Theres a guy in his car with his laptop on in front of my house, what should I do?
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hold a crowbar in your hand and started looking at him... then start yelling at yourself and say shit like " Fuck what have i done?? , the bitch should not have yelled at me... " then look over at him and then start running at his car.
oh and make sure you get some blood looking shit on your shirt before you do it
That's awesome!
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thats fucked upNot necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)
I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..
I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
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uh thats a joke right cause if its not its time for a talk to your shrink again I thinkNot necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)
I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..
I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
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Good idea there.You sir have major insecurity and trust issues. You may want to seek help for that.
As for the guy on the front street with the laptop, if it were happening to me I would do what sicone said and shut off my wireless access, then see if the guy drives away. Then I'd know for sure what he was up to.
Done and done.
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Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)Comment
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This has to be one of the funniest threads in a long time...lolComment
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Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)
I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..
I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
Please tell my you're joking. Fuck. Either this is total sarcasm, or you're a fucking nut.Comment
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Well, what'd you do?
I would've gone out into my back yard with my portable phone and my .45, walked down two doors, then walked up behind his car on the side walk, looking all relaxed and nonchalant. When I got close enough, I'd have pulled his door open, introduced him to my friend and held my finger over the 911 re-dial.
But that's just me.Comment
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you sir a fuckin nutcase, please turn yourself in to the proper authorities!Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)
I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..
I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
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This thread delivers..... Great laughs!
If he is out there stealing your internet then you need to protect your router and problem solved....
If you see the guy after that then your gonna have to man up and go out there and find out what he is doing...
I would suggest going out the back and going a few doors down before you creep out, don't take a gun, that is just stupid, but act like you want to help him, say "May I help you, are you looking for directions somewhere, the guy will either play along or drive away, chances are he will not come back since he has now been noticed, but it is in a positive way... No violence needed
And if it is a cop or something you will be able to tell and your best bet there is to leave em alone...
Anyway, good luck with it all, I hope you don't wake up one night with a weirdo at the foot of your bed...Comment
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Sneak up behind the car and put a potato in the tailpipe and hook up a chain to his rear axle and to a treeComment
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Your a fucking stalkerNot necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)
I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..
I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.Globat.com hosting company has shitty customer service skills :: please be advised::
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