Theres a guy in his car with his laptop on in front of my house, what should I do?

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  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #51
    Fiddy creeps

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    • mattz
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 7697

      #52
      Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
      just go out there with a bat and ask him wtf he's doing.

      lol thanks for the good laugh

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #53
        He is probably waiting for his search warrent to come thru ...

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        • Skillz Unlimited
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 1541

          #54
          Originally posted by VegasKingPin
          hold a crowbar in your hand and started looking at him... then start yelling at yourself and say shit like " Fuck what have i done?? , the bitch should not have yelled at me... " then look over at him and then start running at his car.

          oh and make sure you get some blood looking shit on your shirt before you do it

          That's awesome!

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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
            • 47880

            #55
            Originally posted by jMEGA
            Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
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            • artman
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              • Nov 2005
              • 770

              #56
              Originally posted by bausch
              Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

              I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

              I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
              thats fucked up

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              • DutchTeenCash
                I like Dutch Girls
                • Feb 2003
                • 21684

                #57
                Originally posted by bausch
                Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

                I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

                I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
                uh thats a joke right cause if its not its time for a talk to your shrink again I think

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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32234

                  #58
                  Hmm no reply from original poster.

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                  • BlackCrayon
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 19634

                    #59
                    Originally posted by KrisKross
                    Holy christ. You're a fucking psycho. No wonder all your girlfriends cheat on you.
                    bausch is female
                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                    • GTS Mark
                      Vrume Mark
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 20912

                      #60
                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                      You sir have major insecurity and trust issues. You may want to seek help for that.



                      As for the guy on the front street with the laptop, if it were happening to me I would do what sicone said and shut off my wireless access, then see if the guy drives away. Then I'd know for sure what he was up to.

                      Done and done.
                      Good idea there.

                      If it doesn't work I would suggest you get on Juicy's masturbation idea

                      DH

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                      • HighSociety
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                        • Jun 2005
                        • 1786

                        #61
                        show him your asshole
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                        • Jman
                          Already an AI veteran
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22834

                          #62
                          Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)
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                          • AllStar
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                            • Feb 2006
                            • 461

                            #63
                            This has to be one of the funniest threads in a long time...lol
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                            • heywood
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 468

                              #64
                              Originally posted by bausch
                              Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

                              I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

                              I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

                              Please tell my you're joking. Fuck. Either this is total sarcasm, or you're a fucking nut.

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                              • teh ghey

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                open your door , whip your cock out and start masturbating as you look at the car... that will either scare him away or if the guy is into it will land you a date
                                I thought of that!
                                But he wasn't my type and I had a hotter date inside

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                                • E$_manager
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 13557

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by JMan
                                  Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)
                                  This thread delivers! It is so funny!
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                                  • KrisKross
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 5025

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                    bausch is female
                                    Then no wonder all her boyfriends cheat on her. She's a derange, possessive nutcase.

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                                    • Z
                                      Vidi Vici Veni
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 6308

                                      #68
                                      Well, what'd you do?

                                      I would've gone out into my back yard with my portable phone and my .45, walked down two doors, then walked up behind his car on the side walk, looking all relaxed and nonchalant. When I got close enough, I'd have pulled his door open, introduced him to my friend and held my finger over the 911 re-dial.

                                      But that's just me.

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                                      • tranza
                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 57559

                                        #69
                                        Just ignore him....
                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                        • bushwacker
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 2817

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by bausch
                                          Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

                                          I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

                                          I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
                                          you sir a fuckin nutcase, please turn yourself in to the proper authorities!

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                                          • sharp
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 7006

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                            dont you have a laser pointer?

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                                            • sharp
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 7006

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by jMEGA
                                              Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
                                              funny mental image. :D

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                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                North Coast Pimp
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 9395

                                                #73
                                                This thread delivers..... Great laughs!




                                                If he is out there stealing your internet then you need to protect your router and problem solved....

                                                If you see the guy after that then your gonna have to man up and go out there and find out what he is doing...

                                                I would suggest going out the back and going a few doors down before you creep out, don't take a gun, that is just stupid, but act like you want to help him, say "May I help you, are you looking for directions somewhere, the guy will either play along or drive away, chances are he will not come back since he has now been noticed, but it is in a positive way... No violence needed

                                                And if it is a cop or something you will be able to tell and your best bet there is to leave em alone...

                                                Anyway, good luck with it all, I hope you don't wake up one night with a weirdo at the foot of your bed...

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                                                • shekinah
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                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 8452

                                                  #74
                                                  You should make plan A and B, in case..one plan will fail.

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                                                  • OzMan
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 9162

                                                    #75
                                                    log on to his laptop, take over his mouse and surf to gay sites and "yes stealing wireless is still stealing" type sites

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                                                    • Psycho_x
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 697

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                                      Make a run for it. NOW!
                                                      I would take his advice.

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                                                      • GAMEFINEST
                                                        Make STACK$
                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 14470

                                                        #77
                                                        the driver knows too much
                                                        Compound interest.

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978

                                                          #78
                                                          Sneak up behind the car and put a potato in the tailpipe and hook up a chain to his rear axle and to a tree

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                                                          • BigCashCrew
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                            • 3570

                                                            #79
                                                            Get a large antenna and go stand in your front yard.

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                                                            • Worldnet
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 996

                                                              #80
                                                              Well if you had a high powered transmitter that could transmit on his processors frequency, you could smoke is laptop.

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                                                              • bareskin
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                • 619

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by bausch
                                                                Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating)

                                                                I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

                                                                I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
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