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Old 11-07-2009, 10:08 AM  
Davidstinator
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My brother and I found our first porn when I was probably about 6.

We were messing around in the Arroyo in Pasadena, CA (above the Rose Bowl) and we found a Hustler; circa 1976 or 77. under the Huntington Bridge.

Of course, I'd never seen a naked lady, but I liked it.

There were a couple of memories scorched in my mind: The "Egg McMuff" ad parody; featured a bearded clam in some sort of bun w/ trimmings... it was vile; yet appealing; and perhaps forever made me a fan of parodies w/ a sexual twist.

So, we somehow decided to tell our parents about this magazine; and they actually sat us down; explained some things about sex; told us it wasn't bad; but we were too young to keep it and look at it. We could have the magazine one day; we'd talk about it, they'd answer questions; then they'd toss it.

So that's what they did.

My next exposure was about age 12 or 13; my parents had divorced, and my dad and his girlfriend rented a vcr and some movies; one of them being Insatiable w/ Marilyn Chambers. My dad showed me the movie to discuss sex ed.

Well, later that night; he and his GF went to bed to get it on; I snuck downstairs to watch the movie; again and again. I've always had a thing for Marilyn Chambers, RIP.
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