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  • sicone
    Retired
    • Jan 2004
    • 18453

    #1

    My neighbors are arguing

    My neighbors are arguing out in their front yard, and the wife has a ear piercing, nails on a chalkboard kind of voice.

    They are fucking with my concentration, so I am going to Wal Mart for a bit.

    Damn crackheads
  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #2
    why not crank the music up ;)
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    • CBytch
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 257

      #3
      Don't forget to pick up what I asked for
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      • tony299
        lurker
        • Aug 2002
        • 57021

        #4
        call the police

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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453

          #5
          I want to step out front and start throwing cans of rockstar at them

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          • CBytch
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 257

            #6
            Don't waste the full cans. Drink first then throw.
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            • sicone
              Retired
              • Jan 2004
              • 18453

              #7
              Originally posted by CBytch
              Don't waste the full cans. Drink first then throw.
              they dont fly as far nor do they have the same impact

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              • OG LennyT
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                • Jun 2003
                • 14345

                #8
                you should fuck her when he isn't home
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                • sicone
                  Retired
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453

                  #9
                  Originally posted by OG LennyT
                  you should fuck her when he isn't home
                  oh god no... she's bigger then me.. and I'm a big guy

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                  • CBytch
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 257

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sicone
                    they dont fly as far nor do they have the same impact
                    Fill them with small rocks and stones
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                    • -SECCO-
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 1145

                      #11
                      tell them to shut the fuck up...
                      what?

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        Release the hounds on em

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                        • After Shock Media
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                          • Mar 2001
                          • 35299

                          #13
                          It aint cool, just call the cops on them for a domestic disturbance/dispute.

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                          • notabook
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 9748

                            #14
                            Just call the police on them. With any luck you'll make them become great friends as they plot together a way to get back at you, their new enemy.

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                            • OG LennyT
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14345

                              #15
                              Originally posted by notabook
                              Just call the police on them. With any luck you'll make them become great friends as they plot together a way to get back at you, their new enemy.
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                              • heywood
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 468

                                #16
                                Last summer my gf and I were listening to the people arguing downstairs. It was hilarious, he was calling her a 'stupid whore" and she was saying how his "tiny cock" couldnt please her. Obviously they didnt think anyone was listening, but man we were cracking up.

                                Apparently homeboy owns a house, and bought the condo below me as investment. He asked his live in girlfriend if she would live in the condo for a month or two while he attempted to rent it, to give it a "lived in" kind of look. So she reluctantly did it.

                                She was obviously upset about this, and they got into an argument because the night previously, he didn't let her in the gate. He says she was sleeping, she said he was fucking another broad. I think we all know the truth on that one!

                                The resulting exchange went on for 1/2 hour or so, and we got the full story. The namecalling, especially from her, was hilarious. Stuff like:

                                "Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"

                                we were listening to make sure things didn't get out hand, yeah thats it. I had to hold myself from laughing the whole time.

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                                • sicone
                                  Retired
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 18453

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by heywood
                                  Last summer my gf and I were listening to the people arguing downstairs. It was hilarious, he was calling her a 'stupid whore" and she was saying how his "tiny cock" couldnt please her. Obviously they didnt think anyone was listening, but man we were cracking up.

                                  Apparently homeboy owns a house, and bought the condo below me as investment. He asked his live in girlfriend if she would live in the condo for a month or two while he attempted to rent it, to give it a "lived in" kind of look. So she reluctantly did it.

                                  She was obviously upset about this, and they got into an argument because the night previously, he didn't let her in the gate. He says she was sleeping, she said he was fucking another broad. I think we all know the truth on that one!

                                  The resulting exchange went on for 1/2 hour or so, and we got the full story. The namecalling, especially from her, was hilarious. Stuff like:

                                  "Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"

                                  we were listening to make sure things didn't get out hand, yeah thats it. I had to hold myself from laughing the whole time.



                                  My neighbors are a older married couple... it seems that they were arguing over how to set up the outside xmas decorations.

                                  I just got home from Wal Mart and all is quiet.

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                                  • AllStar
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 461

                                    #18
                                    "Why dont you get some bigger rims so you forget about your pencil cock!!!"



                                    Oh MAn that is funny!
                                    Ouch!
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                                    • Jman
                                      Already an AI veteran
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22833

                                      #19
                                      Play Balls threw the walls REALLY fucking loud.

                                      All will come silent after
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                                      • Fat Panda
                                        Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 13296

                                        #20
                                        buy a pellet gun and shoot them both in the ass..........a couple of times

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                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                          A freakin' legend!
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 18975

                                          #21
                                          We have some rowdy neighbors, but there is one house in between us, so we don't get the worst of it.
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                                          • TexasDreams
                                            former Miserable Admin :)
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 4700

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sicone
                                            I want to step out front and start throwing cans of rockstar at them
                                            Don't do that!

                                            Nothing sends the message of "Shut the Fuck Up!" better than tossing a few strategic 5-pound bricks at the offender's.

                                            Available in quantity, and cheap, at your local Lowe's home improvement center for only $1.19. Heavy discounts are available for bulk purchases too.

                                            http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?actio...701&lpage=none



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                                            • sicone
                                              Retired
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 18453

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                              Don't do that!

                                              Nothing sends the message of "Shut the Fuck Up!" better than tossing a few strategic 5-pound bricks at the offender's.

                                              Available in quantity, and cheap, at your local Lowe's home improvement center for only $1.19. Heavy discounts are available for bulk purchases too.

                                              http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?actio...701&lpage=none



                                              That would have shut them up fast

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                                              • Wiggles
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 14423

                                                #24
                                                yes go to walmart to get away from crack heads, oh the irony.
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                                                • leftybogs
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • leftybogs
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • fibble
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                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 771

                                                      #27
                                                      what the hell are they thinking ..?

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                                                      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 6269

                                                        #28
                                                        Throw something to stop the arguing... *joke*
                                                        Some people are just like that!!! Dayum!

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                                                        • reynold
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271

                                                          #29
                                                          Release your two hungry pitbulls..

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                                                          • alexg
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                                                            #30
                                                            neighbours suck...

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