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  • Dirty Dane
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    • Feb 2004
    • 9491

    #1

    LMAO what a retard!

    £1m Clotto in costly misread

    JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job ? after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard.

    Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune.

    He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin.

    But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery?s claim hotline ? and was told to take another look.

    Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard ? meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots.

    And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless.

    .. more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006560240,00.html

  • XAKEP
    Ask me about negative cash flow
    • Aug 2003
    • 518

    #2
    Yes but he achieve freedom!!!

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    • fervid.apps
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      • Nov 2006
      • 255

      #3
      haha thats great.
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      • adultchica
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 5141

        #4
        OMG that is insane. I bet he's really embarrassed. I wonder if his girlfriend will stick around lol

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        • lagwagon
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 8464

          #5
          HAHAH thats too bad

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          • sharp
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 7006

            #6
            ouch! I think I'd blow my brains out.


            Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.

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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502

              #7
              $100 says he becomes a porn webmaster

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              • needlive
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2006
                • 2191

                #8
                I feel sad for the guy...

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                • marcjacob
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 1063

                  #9
                  But he sold his story to the sun and made a few £££ out of it.
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                  • fuhkinglou
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 951

                    #10
                    Originally posted by astair
                    Then again if I hit the lotto I wouldn't freak out. I'd stay calm and wouldn't buy anything liek an Aston Martin.
                    Hell ya. I would be like... holy shit.. holy shit... okay.. make sure... okay.. wait it out... get the money.. THEN FREAK OUT... don't let anyone know... if they know I have a winner they might kill me for it... everyone is out to get me... how can I hide this from my wife...
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                    • Gabriel
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 4789

                      #11
                      Why does this sound like a script from "The Office"

                      LOL
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                      • pimplink
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 9535

                        #12
                        Wow. That was freedom for a while.

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                        • HeadPimp
                          Bad Mo-Fo
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2772

                          #13
                          lol... Man, there is a dude can't show his face in town again...

                          If I ever played and won serious money, NO ONE would know about it except the IRS.

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                          • BigCashCrew
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 3570

                            #14
                            haha he danced on his desk and everything.

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                            • u-Bob
                              there's no $$$ in porn
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33063

                              #15
                              ouch

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