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  • HeadPimp
    Bad Mo-Fo
    • Jul 2001
    • 2772

    #1

    Woman's gas causes terror alert...

    So how stupid do you have to be to light a match on a commercial flight these days?

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

    An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
    LOL... what a retard!
  • sharp
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 7006

    #2
    I'm pretty sure you never think your kid is ugly.

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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291

      #3
      while it is a repost.....at least you got the scenario correct
      Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-05-2006, 10:06 PM. Reason: verdict.........still funny ;)
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      • martinsc
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2005
        • 27043

        #4
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        • HeadPimp
          Bad Mo-Fo
          • Jul 2001
          • 2772

          #5
          Originally posted by BusterBunny
          while it is a repost.....at least you got the scenario correct
          Must have missed it on the board earlier.

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          • BusterBunny
            perverted justice decoy
            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #6


            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=684004
            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • HeadPimp
              Bad Mo-Fo
              • Jul 2001
              • 2772

              #7
              LOL, well at least I posted the text so no one had to actually click on it to read the text.

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              • pimplink
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2001
                • 9535

                #8
                And that's how to create an emergency landing.

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                • directfiesta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 30187

                  #9
                  Note : do not eat Tacos before boarding
                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                  • bopha
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 1882

                    #10
                    First time I read it was here. But still..

                    we live in such a panty-waist terrorized, boogey man is coming for you world. People used to smoke up on planes all the time. Matches, lighters, cloves, it all smelled.

                    Last time I flew I wish they'd landed the plane because of the stench from the guy sitting next to me.

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                    • alexg
                      IL4L.com
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 11287

                      #11
                      lol... that's just crazy

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