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  • Angry
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    • Oct 2006
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    #1

    Woman farts on plane, people think it's terrorists and plane lands

    You have to be fucking kidding me
    http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210
  • american pervert
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    • Sep 2002
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    #2
    so they ban her from the flight?!?!?
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    • Pleasurepays
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      • Aug 2002
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      #3
      can you not read?

      she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.

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      • Luc
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        • Nov 2002
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        #4
        typical. i always see all these fat fucks stuffing themselves with mcdonalds before a flight and the plane smells like ass the whole way.
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        • MorningWood Stefen
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          • Sep 2006
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          #5
          Ha-Ha! That must of been a very bad sulfer fart! lol

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          • aico
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            • Mar 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by Pleasurepays
            can you not read?

            she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.

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            • BusterBunny
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              #7
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              • CaptainWolfy
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                #8
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                • edgeprod
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                  • Mar 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by american pervert
                  so they ban her from the flight?!?!?
                  I'd have banned her for LIFE. Lighting matches and shit? What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Was she trying to make a fart-torch or some shit?

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                  • polish_aristocrat
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                    • Jul 2002
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                    #10
                    women don't fart

                    edit: fat women do...
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                    • HighSociety
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                      #11
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                      • Penthouse Tony
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                        women don't fart

                        edit: fat women do...
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                        • RyuLion
                          • Mar 2003
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                          #13
                          Shit, I hope this doesn't happen when I'm flying..

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                              • bizarrejan
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                                #16

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                                • Loryn
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                                  • Jul 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                  can you not read?

                                  she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.

                                  I know, don't you love how people try to spin shit to fit their agenda. She farts America sucks and so does Bush. LOLOLOL

                                  She lit a fucking match HELLO???? Reading skills??? They begin teaching that in the 1st grade.
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                                  • Loryn
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                                    • Jul 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by edgeprod
                                    I'd have banned her for LIFE. Lighting matches and shit? What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Was she trying to make a fart-torch or some shit?

                                    HAHA A fart torch.
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                                    • Hollywood376
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                                      • Jul 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                      for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated

                                      man, have we turned into a bunch of pussies. I can remember a time when it was okay to light a match on a plane to conceal a fart. Now it's a national security issue.

                                      some things are too fucking overboard. I'd rather they ease up on the airports and spend some time figuring out what's next, not what's passed.

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                                      • OzMan
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                                        • Sep 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Does it specifically say on the boarding pass that "no fart flaming" is allowed on board? I think not. She should sue.

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                                        • EBORG9
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                                          • Oct 2006
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                                          #21
                                          Here's one from my "home office".
                                          "Man farts a desk, laughing a GFY post. Dog leaves the room"

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                                          • xNetworx
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                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 14445

                                            #22
                                            What if she dueced her pants? THe match may have been crucial. That stinky old fart (no pun intended) should have brought febreeze instead of a match or just worn a diaper.

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                                            • Pleasurepays
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                                              • Aug 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Hollywood376
                                              man, have we turned into a bunch of pussies. I can remember a time when it was okay to light a match on a plane to conceal a fart. Now it's a national security issue.

                                              some things are too fucking overboard. I'd rather they ease up on the airports and spend some time figuring out what's next, not what's passed.
                                              ahhhh yeah... the days before airline safety was anything more than a casual concern. geez... now that you mention it, i too miss the days when commercial airliners rained down like a fucking jungle monsoon.

                                              where does "national security" come into it? can you read at all... or is your mom just telling you what the headlines say?

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                                              • bdld
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                                                #24
                                                after what richard reid was trying to do with a match i'm glad they take these things seriously.

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                                                • Juicy George
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                                                  • Nov 2006
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                                                  #25
                                                  I remember a flight from Krakow to London where matches would have been a saviour!

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                                                  • adultchica
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Luc
                                                    typical. i always see all these fat fucks stuffing themselves with mcdonalds before a flight and the plane smells like ass the whole way.

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                                                    • madawgz
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                                                      • Mar 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                      women don't fart

                                                      edit: fat women do...
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                                                      • sicone
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                                                        • Jan 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        I must have missed the part where it said she was fat, but of course she must have been because lil skinny people never cause problems

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                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                          • Jun 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          for those who dont understand the correlation between the matches and the farts..

                                                          Its an old trick that people do when they have taken a shit in a bathroom to light a match to get rid of the smell. i could totally see my gramps doing that and not thinking about it
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                                                          • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                            #30
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                                                              • DWB
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                We used to call that a "Blue Flamer." Good times.

                                                                Dumb of her to light a match, but nowhere on any plane does it say not to. It says NO SMOKING all over the place, but I have never seen a NO LIGHTING MATCHES or NO OPEN FLAMES sign. Common sense it is, but they don't say you can't do it.

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                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Women don't fart..they fluff

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                                                                  • Dagwolf
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.
                                                                    Ok, what's the point of allowing matches on the plane?
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                                                                    • jesse_adultdatingdollars
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would have been pissed to be on that flight....nasty ass
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                                                                      • Jiraya
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                                                                        • Nov 2006
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          thats not a spin bush does suck, lol

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                                                                            #38
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Oh the hysteria

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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by OzMan


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                                                                                  • VoteForPedro
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                                                                                    • timberlands
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Luc
                                                                                      typical. i always see all these fat fucks stuffing themselves with mcdonalds before a flight and the plane smells like ass the whole way.
                                                                                      lol
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                                                                                        • Klen
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Another weapon brought by terrorist hehe

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                                                                                            • ForteCash
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                              Does it specifically say on the boarding pass that "no fart flaming" is allowed on board? I think not. She should sue.


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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Damn... she had a medical condition, I'm guessing flatulence. Chances of getting a husband with that?

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                                                                                                • Martin
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Watching the early morning news today and caught the story. Funny shit. No pun (okay maybe a little)

                                                                                                  lol.

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                                                                                                  • edgeprod
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    still amusing, a day later!

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