she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.
typical. i always see all these fat fucks stuffing themselves with mcdonalds before a flight and the plane smells like ass the whole way.
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she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.
I'd have banned her for LIFE. Lighting matches and shit? What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Was she trying to make a fart-torch or some shit?
she lit matches on a plane. totally illegal. for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated and the plane was checked. nothing abnormal about that.
I know, don't you love how people try to spin shit to fit their agenda. She farts America sucks and so does Bush. LOLOLOL
She lit a fucking match HELLO???? Reading skills??? They begin teaching that in the 1st grade.
I'd have banned her for LIFE. Lighting matches and shit? What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Was she trying to make a fart-torch or some shit?
for everyones safety, the plane was landed and the matter investigated
man, have we turned into a bunch of pussies. I can remember a time when it was okay to light a match on a plane to conceal a fart. Now it's a national security issue.
some things are too fucking overboard. I'd rather they ease up on the airports and spend some time figuring out what's next, not what's passed.
What if she dueced her pants? THe match may have been crucial. That stinky old fart (no pun intended) should have brought febreeze instead of a match or just worn a diaper.
man, have we turned into a bunch of pussies. I can remember a time when it was okay to light a match on a plane to conceal a fart. Now it's a national security issue.
some things are too fucking overboard. I'd rather they ease up on the airports and spend some time figuring out what's next, not what's passed.
ahhhh yeah... the days before airline safety was anything more than a casual concern. geez... now that you mention it, i too miss the days when commercial airliners rained down like a fucking jungle monsoon.
where does "national security" come into it? can you read at all... or is your mom just telling you what the headlines say?
for those who dont understand the correlation between the matches and the farts..
Its an old trick that people do when they have taken a shit in a bathroom to light a match to get rid of the smell. i could totally see my gramps doing that and not thinking about it
Dumb of her to light a match, but nowhere on any plane does it say not to. It says NO SMOKING all over the place, but I have never seen a NO LIGHTING MATCHES or NO OPEN FLAMES sign. Common sense it is, but they don't say you can't do it.
She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.
Ok, what's the point of allowing matches on the plane?
The ways that we have had to change our lives since 9/11 is proof that the terrorist won. They got what they wanted. They made us change our lives, and now we live in fear.
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