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  • ForteCash
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    • Feb 2006
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    The War on Terror claims doughnuts

    The War on Terror claims doughnuts

    Register | December 4, 2006
    John Oates

    Airport security is a serious business, but why was a Reg reader refused a Krispy Kreme doughnut at Heathrow airport?

    Admittedly, the sugared snacks contain enough cooking oil and sugar to power a trailer park, but who knew they could be fashioned into bombs?

    On Saturday afternoon a Reg reader was dropping some friends at Heathrow and stopped off at Krispy Kreme doughnuts outside Terminal 3.

    But the reader was directed to the unstuffed ring doughnuts rather than a full-fat, fully stuffed Krispy Kreme special because the fillings fall foul of security restrictions.

    "Imagine our confusion when the guy serving us advised that we could only buy ring doughnuts, not filled, circular doughnuts. A moment or two's wrangling in broken English and we discovered that he thought we were outbound passengers.

    On further questioning, apparently the liquid contents of a filled doughnut fall foul of the new restrictions on liquids in carry on luggage. Quite how the authorities imagine that a terrorist could blow up a 747 by rubbing two Krispy Kremes together was a bit beyond us.

    But a spokesman for BAA denied they were stamping on Homer's favourite food. He said: "Passengers can take liquids in 100ml bottles carrried in a clear plastic bag. But passengers use common sense on foodstuffs. Sandwich fillings and the like are not restricted."

    In fact, the only foods still on the restricted list are: "Liquid-based foods, sauces, stews, soups over 100ml in size."

    Drinks suffer the same restrictions, but there is no mention of doughnuts.

    The real restrictions are available here on BAA's site.



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  • NinjaSteve
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    • Dec 2003
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    #2
    NOOOOOOO! Not the stew too!
    ...

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    • HeadPimp
      Bad Mo-Fo
      • Jul 2001
      • 2772

      #3
      Oh fuck me.... This is getting stupid....

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      • ForteCash
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        • Feb 2006
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        #4
        Originally posted by HeadPimp
        Oh fuck me.... This is getting stupid....


        It pretty much has been since day 1

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        • pimplink
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          • Jun 2001
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          #5
          Ok. No doughnuts at the airport.

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          • E$_manager
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            • Apr 2006
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            #6
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            • _Richard_
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              • Oct 2006
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              #7
              why would you eat a doughnut and board a plan?

              It's like a fat persons worse nightmare.. a bunch of security guards pointing weapons at you, demanding to put hte pastry down.

              R

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              • ForteCash
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                • Feb 2006
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                #8
                Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll
                why would you eat a doughnut and board a plan?

                It's like a fat persons worse nightmare.. a bunch of security guards pointing weapons at you, demanding to put hte pastry down.

                R

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                • HHwebmonkey
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                  • Dec 2006
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                  #9
                  What I can't figure out is this, how can the airport have any security without stuffed doughnuts, I mean granted some will always prefer the holed doughnuts but even then you'd still only be operating at like 20% security, sounds to me like the truth is the security officers are the only ones getting the cream stuffed doughnuts!!

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                  • reynold
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    I'll be alarmed if that doughnut is shaped like this..

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