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  • NinjaSteve
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2003
    • 11089

    #1

    Von Douche Energy Drink

    First of all, a FAQ about douching. It cannot prevent pregnancy, did you know this? What if you douched with an energy drink though, you might have super babies or something.

    My god, they're $6 a case (or $0.25 per 16 oz can) at biglots. Saw it the other day and bought some. Not bad, found out it's just like Rockstar. It's probably on sale because who would buy a clothing store energy drink? "Oh yeah! It's the GAP energy drink! W00T!"


    Details from Wikipedia
    Von Dutch Energy Drink is a brand of energy drink developed by Rockstar energy and distributed by the Coca-Cola Enterprises via an agreement with the Von Dutch fashion label, 2005. Steve Vande Loo, CCE's vice president of channel and sales operations for North America said, "Von Dutch complements the powerful combination of Full Throttle and Rockstar by providing consumers with another unique and differentiated choice."

    http://www.vondutch.com/energy_drink.html

    Tastes like Rockstar which tastes like Redbull. So I bought 5 cases (120 cans) since it's cheap ($30). God the sugar free because that's what I usually drink anyway. Good for working, good with vodka at parties, and beats the hell out of $1.50-$2 a can from the grocery store when you need a lift.

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  • NinjaSteve
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2003
    • 11089

    #2
    You know you love it!
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    • pimplink
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      • Jun 2001
      • 9535

      #3
      Alright.

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      • E$_manager
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        • Apr 2006
        • 13557

        #4
        Very good. If i meet it, i'll try.
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        • who
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 19593

          #5
          And people wonder why they get things like cancer and heart crap.

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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            What ever happened to a big line of blow?

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            • NinjaSteve
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2003
              • 11089

              #7
              Originally posted by who
              And people wonder why they get things like cancer and heart crap.
              Energy drinks cure cancer.
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              • NinjaSteve
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2003
                • 11089

                #8
                Originally posted by L-Pink
                What ever happened to a big line of blow?
                You can't get it for $0.25 can you?
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                • who
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 19593

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                  Energy drinks cure cancer.

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                    You can't get it for $0.25 can you?
                    No, but I'm always looking

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                    • ArkansasDave
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 2148

                      #11
                      energy drinks a scared of Chuck Norris
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                      • fl_prn_str
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 5736

                        #12
                        I guess i am a daddy now.

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