Ok first, since you might have a small dick you need this..
http://www.proextendersystem.com/
Then you need this to look crazy while you talk on your phone
http://www.intomobile.com/2009/09/04...-from-bck.html
Then you need automatic opening doors in your house so you can be a fucking badass
http://dvice.com/archives/2009/05/blueguard-lets.php
Then you need to get this stupid looking boombox
http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives...d_boombox.html
If you still have some money left you need this mini HD camcorder to film HD upskirt video and post it here on GFY.
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-relea...-64202872.html
Then buy this overpriced AC/DC box set because I said so.
http://dvice.com/archives/2009/10/package-for-acd.php
Then you need to buy a dance on keyboard so you have an excuse for when you're prancing around
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/775...1450&cm_ven=CJ
Then you need this USB record player to play your old records from the 60s geezer
http://www.chipchick.com/2009/09/ion...table_red.html
Then since you like all your food to be shaped like dicks you need this hamdoger
http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/ham_dogger/30467
Then you need these cool metal detecting sandals
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/767...1450&cm_ven=CJ
and finally you need this novel written on toilet paper so you have an excuse to wipe your ass all day long
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/05/27...uve-ever-seen/