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Originally posted by TheFLY
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Anything that talks back to me needs a bitchslap 
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Fuck the fact that the little mother fuckers talk back.
Imagine this:
AFter partying at a place in Cancun called Carlos & Charlies, and I must say getting a little tad bit fucked up.. I approached one of those Macaw deals that they have on the island, he gently walked on to my arm, (smiling in some bird way at my drunk ass, perhaps even flirting), than all of a sudden, out of nowhere.... I was featured on "When Parrots Attack!" View the image, thios shit happend 4 months ago, and trust me the pic does no justice to the emotional torment I face everyday when I hear a bird chirp I scream and cry.
http://www.extremepaychecks.com/extr...rrotattack.JPG
Damn Parrots!