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  • RRRED
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    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #1

    Snippy snip time!!! Woohoo!

    Well I'm leaving now to take my boyfriend, Doug, to get his... well.. you figure it out. I'll be out a good part of today

  • PornExcellenceAlison
    Registered User
    • Nov 2006
    • 42

    #2
    To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

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    • lazycash
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      • Aug 2002
      • 15214

      #3
      No kids for you Rrred?
      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

      Its crazy..."

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      • WiredGuy
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        • Aug 2002
        • 34515

        #4
        Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
        WG
        I play with Google.

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        • Psycho_x
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          • Oct 2006
          • 697

          #5
          OUCH,I can see where dating you can be painfull.

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          • xclusive
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            • Apr 2004
            • 35218

            #6
            well if the doctor is going to use those, I think you might want to go to another doctor

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            • Wiggles
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              • May 2004
              • 14423

              #7
              i squirmed in my chair reading this.
              no sig

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              • Zebra
                Banned from Kimmy's couch
                • Oct 2001
                • 5091

                #8
                Damn, if that was a prerequisite to having sex, I would still be a virgin!
                Old School

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                • Karupted Charles
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 1662

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                  Hmmmmm, dating you has its consequences it seems!!
                  WG
                  The dating isn't what has the consequences
                  TPF 2010 "They are eating our sausages!"

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                  • JD
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22651

                    #10
                    note to self: Don't date RRRED

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                    • 4Man
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                      • Nov 2006
                      • 3830

                      #11
                      WTF is that?

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                      • SmokeyTheBear
                        ►SouthOfHeaven
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 28609

                        #12
                        jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing
                        hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16502

                          #13
                          worst. picture. ever.

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                          • evilangelalex
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                            • Nov 2006
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                            #14
                            I wonder if you can sign up to be a foreskin donor?

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                            • Kimo
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                              • Jan 2006
                              • 11542

                              #15
                              dude as soon as i read the title i knew this would be bad
                              ...

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                              • Vegas Ken
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 4151

                                #16
                                Holy Smoke!
                                What kind of twisted Urologist are you taking him too?
                                Skype: vegas_ken

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                                • SxDx
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 2254

                                  #17

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                                  • RRRED
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 6754

                                    #18
                                    Omg so I'm being all funny this morning about the whole thing before we leave... I'm kinda dreading it in a way cuz I have witnesses him with a head cold once and he was like a different person. Not very nice and just wayyyyyy too whiny so I assume the next few days will be hell.

                                    From the hour drive to get there and then the 45 min we were early, my dizzyness and queaziness was getting worse and worse to the point where I had serious doubts that I would actually be able to sit there and hold his hand.

                                    He was as brave as could be. He was a bit scared for sure but being such a trooper about it. I felt fucking horrible cuz one nurse kept looking at me at times real close and even asked him who his driver was gonna be.. lol... the other nurse straight up asked me if I was ok... My face mustve been some shade of gray or something.

                                    Thank god last minute I pulled it together enough and I didn't pass out or vomit. Although when the torch came out and I smelled burning sperm tubes, my equalibrium definitely took a few spins.

                                    He was so brave and he's so wonderful and I'm so proud. It all went well and it was a very easy procedure all in all. He's downtown at a web design meeting right now and I wish he'd lay down. I'd hate to see him swell up like a couple grapefruits and be in any pain. And I really hope he keeps his trap shut at the meeting cuz the vicodin had him making no sense whatsoever.. lol

                                    I'm so very proud of him and I'm going to spoil him rotten all weekend long.

                                    Anyway thought I'd share for those of you thinking of getting it done. All juice no seeds. Woot!

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      Damn..you have him whipped pretty good

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                                      • Mr Pheer
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 22082

                                        #20
                                        It aint so bad, I got mine done about 6 months ago. I did have a little swelling for a couple of weeks though but it went away and now its like nothing ever happened.

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                                        • SteveLightspeed
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7940

                                          #21
                                          Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?
                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                          • CyberHustler
                                            Masterbaiter
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 28778

                                            #22
                                            scary shit
                                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                            • RRRED
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 6754

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                              Holy shit, does HE know about this thread Rrred?
                                              Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

                                              He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

                                              I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

                                              I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

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                                              • EdgeXXX
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                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 5816

                                                #24
                                                I don't know which is worse... the actual events in this thread or the fact that when I first read the thread title and saw RRRED's name, the first thing I thought of was castration...
                                                .
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                                                .
                                                .

                                                I have a sig

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                                                • SteveLightspeed
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7940

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                  Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

                                                  He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

                                                  I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

                                                  I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.

                                                  Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

                                                  LS
                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                  • BusterBunny
                                                    perverted justice decoy
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 19291

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PornExcellenceAlison
                                                    To get his... hair cut with craft shears? That does sound fun!

                                                    i lol'd
                                                    Last edited by BusterBunny; 12-01-2006, 09:07 PM. Reason: thought this thread was gonna be about jay and silent bob ;)
                                                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 28609

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by RRRED
                                                      Hehe yeah he was sitting here when I wrote it. He's not ashamed or embarassed and he actually got a big kick out of the responses when we got back.

                                                      He's 37 and has a sweet little 7 yr old boy and he's definitely happy with the decision to go through with it.

                                                      I asked him yesterday what he would do if I begged at the last minute for him not to do it etc etc.. and he said "Uh, change my number?" hahaha

                                                      I can't wait for the sex now knowing there will never be that big worry. We are both D-U-N DONE.
                                                      You didn't answer my question or was it to personal.. ?
                                                      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                      • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                        I guarantee it
                                                        • May 2005
                                                        • 18314

                                                        #28
                                                        that makes me shiver.

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                                                        • Daruma
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 3494

                                                          #29
                                                          after the next kid - the same for me

                                                          any side affects?

                                                          RIP TD

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                                                          • Meaty&Needy
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                            • 47

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                            Well, as soon as he is over the AGONIZING PAIN, you can play the "let TRY to get pregnant" game. Its fun when you know you can't! Let the good times roll!

                                                            LS
                                                            Yeah, thats what I'm talkin bout! For now, she's following me around with a bag of frozen peas and a bottle of vicodin.

                                                            Hey...last time i looked there was 12 vicodins in there....RRRED!?!
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              Damn women..shakes fist in air

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                                                              • RRRED
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                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 6754

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                jusy curious , was it a mutual agrrement , a prerequisite to sex or a "he got sick of you nagging " thing
                                                                Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!!

                                                                No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

                                                                I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.

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                                                                • Sly
                                                                  Let's do some business!
                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                  • 31379

                                                                  #33
                                                                  RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?
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                                                                  • RRRED
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 6754

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sly
                                                                    RRRED does this mean we can't make out anymore?
                                                                    Only if you get a vasectomy

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                                                                    • Daruma
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 3494

                                                                      #35
                                                                      seriously

                                                                      any side affects?
                                                                      does it taste the same to you??
                                                                      will my wife complain someday?

                                                                      RIP TD

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                                                                      • Sly
                                                                        Let's do some business!
                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                        • 31379

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                        Only if you get a vasectomy
                                                                        Is that your definition of making out? Fuck! I missed that shot.
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                                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 31587

                                                                          #37
                                                                          grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.
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                                                                          • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                            ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 28609

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                            Actually none of those.. we had sat down and started discussing what method we were gonna use for birth control... and this one was my favorite alternative So I did the ole bat the eyelashes trick and YAY I won!!

                                                                            No really it was one of the options along with birth control pills, condoms, etc and we just both thought permanent birth control would fit both our lives just fine. Obviously if I were to get my tubes tied or whatever, it would have cost much more and that's total surgery. This made much more sense.

                                                                            I was going to be funny and post the procedure from youtube on here but I don't want him seeing it for at least a week. If I had a better angle and would have seen that much I would have been passed out in the floor guaranteed. It was worse than watching the beheading videos or that guy who got raped and died by that horse.
                                                                            ahh i didnt know the tubes tying was more expensive.. i dont know much about this area at all. The guy can't nut after right ? that would umm , not work for me.. lol

                                                                            For a woman there is no differnece i would think in sexual performance/gratification with woman tubes tied compared with those that arent but i would have to think it would have some effect on me if i couldn't jizz. It would be like someone taking away the last bite of ice cream in your bowl or stealing the cherry..

                                                                            p.s. maybe your bf shouldnt read the above, but i suppose he has prob already thought about it.. dont wanna freak him out though, most sexual problems begin in the brain lol
                                                                            hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 28609

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                              grown men shouldnt have to go through with that.
                                                                              ungrown men should ?
                                                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                              • RRRED
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 6754

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Daruma
                                                                                seriously

                                                                                any side affects?
                                                                                does it taste the same to you??
                                                                                will my wife complain someday?
                                                                                This was only done like 12 hours ago.. so right now he tastes like a bag of frozen peas...

                                                                                http://blog.rrredthumbs.com/?p=19 He wrote this blog post about a month ago and he said he's going to write a followup in the next day or two. I'm really amazed on how good he's doing. He's just sitting around talking loopy off pain drugs with frozed veggies in his pants.

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                                                                                • Yngwie
                                                                                  I am an Alien from space
                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                  • 11118

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  hell, I did got that done when I didn't have a gf. I don't want kids and I sure as fuck don't want an accident. So snip snip snip.. I'm now kid safe lol
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                                                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                    • 28609

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                                    hell, I did got that done when I didn't have a gf. I don't want kids and I sure as fuck don't want an accident. So snip snip snip.. I'm now kid safe lol
                                                                                    wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also
                                                                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                                    • Meaty&Needy
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 47

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                      ahh i didnt know the tubes tying was more expensive.. i dont know much about this area at all. The guy can't nut after right ? that would umm , not work for me.. lol
                                                                                      No way! There'd be no fucking way I'd do that if that were the case! Everything is the same, but no more kids. Like she said, 'All juice and no seeds'
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                                                                                      • Sly
                                                                                        Let's do some business!
                                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                                        • 31379

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                        wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also
                                                                                        I'm pretty sure you nut, just no swimmers.
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                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Daruma
                                                                                          seriously

                                                                                          any side affects?
                                                                                          does it taste the same to you??
                                                                                          will my wife complain someday?
                                                                                          I asked my doctor if my sperm would taste the same...

                                                                                          I think his head is still spinning!
                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                          • Daruma
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                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 3494

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                            I asked my doctor if my sperm would taste the same...

                                                                                            I think his head is still spinning!

                                                                                            RIP TD

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                                                                                            • J. Falcon
                                                                                              www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 31587

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                              ungrown men should ?

                                                                                              ¡Fuck no
                                                                                              Last edited by J. Falcon; 12-01-2006, 09:52 PM.
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                                                                                              • Yngwie
                                                                                                I am an Alien from space
                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 11118

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                wow . i have never heard of that b4 .. must make jerking off less messy also

                                                                                                actually, it's just as messy. by getting snipped you don't stop blowing your load. You just have no sperm mixed in with the "load"
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                                                                                                • Yngwie
                                                                                                  I am an Alien from space
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 11118

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                  I'm pretty sure you nut, just no swimmers.
                                                                                                  yep, that would be right.
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                                                                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                                    • 28609

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                                                    actually, it's just as messy. by getting snipped you don't stop blowing your load. You just have no sperm mixed in with the "load"
                                                                                                    oh shit haha i guess i'm misinformed lol.. so is there any difference ? i wonder why they dont just put a little "y" vavle in so you can change back if you want.. a little diversion tube.. maybe even have it fill up a tiny bag so you could sell it
                                                                                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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