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  • Northman
    Registered User
    • Jun 2006
    • 43

    #1

    Wanna open a company that'll guarantee me hot pussy for life

    I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
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    • Pipecrew
      Master of Gfy.com
      • Feb 2002
      • 14888

      #3
      If you start a business, solely based on meeting girls, its going to fail and cost you a lot of money. It's kinda pathetic really, stick to the clubs.

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      • paterson3713
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 190

        #4
        Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.

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        • squishypimp
          PostMaster General
          • Aug 2006
          • 10781

          #5
          why not just hire whores to be around you?

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94113

            #6
            ........

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            • sicone
              Retired
              • Jan 2004
              • 18453

              #7
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              • NoWhErE
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                • Sep 2005
                • 10583

                #8
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                • Snowbebe
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 41

                  #9
                  hahaha. Oh man.
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                  • tehHinjew
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5755

                    #10
                    ... buy yourself a nightclub...
                    and a purple suit with a hat that has a feather attached...

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                    • Northman
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 43

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                      If you start a business, solely based on meeting girls, its going to fail and cost you a lot of money. It's kinda pathetic really, stick to the clubs.
                      When you make $200/hr, you'll understand. It's cheaper to hire an escort than spend the night at a club to pick up a single chick. And no, no business of mine has failed since I was about 16. Anything I touch turns to gold.
                      Last edited by Northman; 11-30-2006, 07:19 PM.

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                      • Northman
                        Registered User
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 43

                        #12
                        Originally posted by paterson3713
                        Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.
                        Great idea, but I think it'd be overkill for the time being. I don't really need to meet 250 chicks / week.

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                        • tehHinjew
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5755

                          #13
                          Originally posted by paterson3713
                          Why not just open up a regular club, or buy one. Chicks will sleep with anyone to be "buddy-buddy" with the owners of a cool club, since it means no line and no cover.
                          damn you beat me to it

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                          • Northman
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 43

                            #14
                            Originally posted by squishypimp
                            why not just hire whores to be around you?
                            This would get really expensive really quickly. And besides, where's the fun? Plus, I'd much rather get laid and MAKE money than get laid and LOSE money.

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                            • PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1090

                              #15
                              Northman, get in touch with me on ICQ...I've got something you might like.

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                              • adultchica
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 5141

                                #16
                                I think a fleshlight would be a viable option. You get to stay at work and take care of business, no going out to meet chicks :-) Just don't forget to lock the door and have kleenex nearby....you don't want to mess up your desk and papers...

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                                • DaddyHalbucks
                                  A freakin' legend!
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18975

                                  #17
                                  White slavery, it's very popular now a days.

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                                  • tony299
                                    lurker
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 57021

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Northman
                                    When you make $200/hr, you'll understand. It's cheaper to hire an escort than spend the night at a club to pick up a single chick. And no, no business of mine has failed since I was about 16. Anything I touch turns to gold.
                                    if your that successful then pussy shouldn't be a problem for you lol

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                                    • Kimo
                                      ...
                                      • Jan 2006
                                      • 11542

                                      #19
                                      escorts, DUHHHHHH
                                      ...

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                                      • Psycho_x
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 697

                                        #20
                                        If you have that kind of Bank.The girl's would already be coming to you.You woulnt need to start a biz to get women.And if you do try and start one based on getting ass it's sure to fail.

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                                        • Dagwolf
                                          President of Canada
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 23141

                                          #21
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                                          • Nysus
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 7817

                                            #22
                                            There are a lot of factors involved. Amount initial you want to spend, amount on monthly basis, when you would want to start making a profit... etc..

                                            Matt
                                            What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                            Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                            See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Northman
                                              I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?


                                              Get a life.

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                                              • Holly
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 10017

                                                #24
                                                Go to medical school and become a gynecologist. You'll be up to your elbows in hot cooch. Literally and figuratively.
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                                                • Nysus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 7817

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                  Go to medical school and become a gynecologist. You'll be up to your elbows in hot cooch. Literally and figuratively.
                                                  They would all turn to gold apparently!

                                                  Matt
                                                  What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

                                                  Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

                                                  See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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                                                  • dolladolla
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Nov 2006
                                                    • 15

                                                    #26
                                                    just hire hot chicks in your office
                                                    them blondes gonna bring your biz down
                                                    try it for couple month lol

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                                                    • monimichaels
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 121

                                                      #27
                                                      for the cost of starting a business, I would just get hookers
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                                                      • Northman
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 43

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by tony404
                                                        if your that successful then pussy shouldn't be a problem for you lol
                                                        Yes, because I have to wrestle my way through dozens of gorgeous models on the way to work. Would this take place in traffic, parking garage or the elevator?

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                                                        • Northman
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 43

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Psycho_x
                                                          If you have that kind of Bank.The girl's would already be coming to you.You woulnt need to start a biz to get women.And if you do try and start one based on getting ass it's sure to fail.
                                                          No one really knows how much money I make. It's all new. All of my friends still make fuck all and they don't really get many women. I don't really have a cool, big social circle. I've had a really hot car for about a year now, but what I've come to realize is that you don't really meet chicks when the car is in the picture. By the time they see it, you're already on a date with them and by then, they're already yours anyway. Same with the place: you'd think chicks would kill for a guy with a place like mine, but those who see it would have gone home with me anyway because it's not like I show them pictures of it ahead of time. Anyway, I'm sure you get the point. Money doesn't get you laid if no one knows you have it. Suggestions?

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                                                          • Northman
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                            • 43

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Nysus
                                                            There are a lot of factors involved. Amount initial you want to spend, amount on monthly basis, when you would want to start making a profit... etc..

                                                            Matt
                                                            Yea but start WHAT?

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                                                            • juicyjuice
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 99

                                                              #31
                                                              a club for sure.

                                                              if u dont need to meet 250/week, then dont!

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                                                              • Tre Synful
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                • 45

                                                                #32
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                                                                • SlamDesigns
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 2339

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'm agreeing with the club idea. Lots of ass...and they all wanna get with the owner. Hell, I was a DJ and used to get ass...so think what the fucking owners were getting.

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                                                                  • thebossxxx
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 3209

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Northman
                                                                    I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc. I have existing companies that I'm involved with full-time, but I wanna get something going on the side that'll have me and my friends surrounded by hot chicks all the time. We're all cool, good-looking guys with money, but we're sick of having to go out and waste our time at clubs to meet chicks. We wanna make them come to us so that we can spend our time more productively. So what should I get into? I was thinking of opening some kind of a (possibly non-adult) modelong / casting agency, or maybe even a tasteful nude production company like FTV or something. I know that if I point myself in the right direction, I'll be able to set up an extremely successful company that I can oversee in my spare time (I'd hire a full-time general manager to run it on the daily). I don't wanna go as far as to open up a strip joint or porn company though since a lot of my other companies' clients are family men and so on. I'm sure you guys understand. What would you suggest?
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                                                                    • darksoul
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                                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      just use escorts, wtf
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                                                                      • donkevlar
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                                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                                        • 4325

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Invest in my albums. I'll list you as 'executive producer' and you'll have groupies around you all day.
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                                                                        • rounders
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 2931

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • BlueDesignStudios
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 9492

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Northman
                                                                            Great idea, but I think it'd be overkill for the time being. I don't really need to meet 250 chicks / week.
                                                                            what's wrong with fucking 250 chicks / week?

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                                                                            • Northman
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                              • 43

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                                                                              what's wrong with fucking 250 chicks / week?
                                                                              The whole dick falling off thing

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                                                                              • timberlands
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                                • 504

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I've got years of business experience and a real talent for it, money to invest, etc
                                                                                than why arent you rich yet?

                                                                                Buy a lambo.. or rent one than pull up to the clubs and say its yours. Dumb American bitches will fall for it anyway.
                                                                                Last edited by timberlands; 12-02-2006, 09:35 AM.
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                                                                                • robfantasy
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 6445

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Grapesoda
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 46234

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by squishypimp
                                                                                    why not just hire whores to be around you?

                                                                                    with electric blankets to keep the pussy hot!

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                                                                                    • Northman
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                                      • 43

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by timberlands
                                                                                      than why arent you rich yet?

                                                                                      Buy a lambo.. or rent one than pull up to the clubs and say its yours. Dumb American bitches will fall for it anyway.
                                                                                      Haha, I gotta try that. I'm getting something similar soon.

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                                                                                      • Northman
                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                                                        • 43

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Anyway, I need ideas. How are "legitemate" modeling agencies? Anyone have experience with em? I don't really want a sleazy outfit.

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                                                                                        • Northman
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                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                          • 43

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          le bump....

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                                                                                          • mrthumbs
                                                                                            salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 11702

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            ask sleazydream

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                                                                                            • shekinah
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                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 8452

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Do whatever you want buddy, I'll support you

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                                                                                              • madawgz
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                                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                                • 30509

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                some pretty good ideas in here
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                                                                                                • tehHinjew
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                                  • 5755

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  a tanning salon...

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                                                                                                  • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                    North Coast Pimp
                                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                                    • 9395

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    sound like a great way to get sued!

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