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  • Blogster
    For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
    • Jan 2006
    • 234
    #51
    50 :]

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      • Michaelious
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 6720
        #52
        Yep looks really hot!

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          • lucky1
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2005
            • 309
            #53
            I didn't laugh once or think any of this was "funny", but I guess some people like it.

            I'll never understand why pornstars and "surfers" are so looked down on and made fun of by the people that profit off of them.
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              • wedouglas
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2004
                • 5921
                #54
                Originally posted by Burridge
                Zack: Do you live in fear of the MILF Hunter?

                Clest: we're done

                Zack: What do you do to throw him off your trail? Do you cover your tracks with leaves? Bury your scat?

                Clest has disconnected****
                Classic.

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                  • stickyfingerz
                    Doin fine
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24984
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Halcyon
                    Sooo, because you don't respect them, you trick them into giving you an audience so you can insult them for laughs?

                    You take easy targets (people who - like ALL pornographers - live outside the culture's norms) and come at them with the mentality of *********. Its just not clever.

                    Then again, I think most humor at other's expense is pretty weak. That's what I get for being self righteous, I guess.

                    I don't mean to bust your chops. But if you want to brag about disrespecting people in our industry, I gotta call "uncool."
                    I agree with Hal. Ill give you something for the creativity of some of the questions, but once you started on people I know personally I realized I shouldnt be laughing at any of it. Crude humor to say the least. Pornstars are people first....

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                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                        (felis madjewicus)
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 20368
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Burridge
                        post removed by request.

                        not particularly funny...
                        Last edited by TexasDreams; 11-30-2006, 04:25 PM.

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                          • squishypimp
                            PostMaster General
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 10781
                            #57
                            sa is awesome

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                              • MaDalton
                                I am Amazing Content!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 39861
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Halcyon
                                Sooo, because you don't respect them, you trick them into giving you an audience so you can insult them for laughs?

                                You take easy targets (people who - like ALL pornographers - live outside the culture's norms) and come at them with the mentality of *********. Its just not clever.

                                Then again, I think most humor at other's expense is pretty weak. That's what I get for being self righteous, I guess.

                                I don't mean to bust your chops. But if you want to brag about disrespecting people in our industry, I gotta call "uncool."
                                did you laugh about Ali G or Borat?

                                i have to agree with Big Red - all funny but Kate
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                                  • mechanicvirus
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 4134
                                    #59
                                    LOL dont pornstars know when to play along

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                                      • Halcyon
                                        Spread The Pink!
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 8609
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by MaDalton
                                        did you laugh about Ali G or Borat?

                                        i have to agree with Big Red - all funny but Kate
                                        I didn't see Ali G, yet.
                                        But, my impression is that he acts a certain way to get people to expose their own idiocy. That seems different than direct insults.

                                        But I could be wrong about Borat - only having seen the trailers. And, truthfully, I'm not sure why I cared so much about this thread. Laugh at what you want.
                                        HAL on TEDx:

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                                          • Wiggles
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 14423
                                            #61
                                            hahaha those were fucking hilarious!
                                            no sig

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                                              • Spunky
                                                I need a beer
                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 133978
                                                #62
                                                Entertaining to say the least

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                                                  • tony299
                                                    lurker
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 57021
                                                    #63
                                                    I dont find them funny at all

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                                                      • Jace
                                                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 35562
                                                        #64
                                                        I have to admit, I laughed

                                                        BUT, I KNOW they are not real simply for the fact that Taylor Rain stands her ground better than anyone I have ever met, and she would not just hang up or "disconnect"

                                                        the fact that they are fake makes them a little funnier

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                                                          • Donny
                                                            As you wish...
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 13754
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                            You take easy targets (people who - like ALL pornographers - live outside the culture's norms) and come at them with the mentality of *********.
                                                            Hal, I'd be interested in knowing what you see as the mentality of *********. I found them to be rather non-judgmental, which is part of the reason I was finally able to communicate with them.

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                                                              • Halcyon
                                                                Spread The Pink!
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 8609
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Donny
                                                                Hal, I'd be interested in knowing what you see as the mentality of *********. I found them to be rather non-judgmental, which is part of the reason I was finally able to communicate with them.
                                                                I don't think this is a good forum to discuss *********. But I aplogize for using them incorrectly in a metaphor.
                                                                HAL on TEDx:

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                                                                  • Burridge
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 1186
                                                                    #67
                                                                    the third round of something awful's pornstar interview disaster coming up....
                                                                    NYC

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                                                                      • Evil Chris
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                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 13248
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Those were funny.

                                                                        Go after the guys in pink next! ;)


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                                                                          • Metalsound
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                            • 880
                                                                            #69


                                                                            My God !!!!

                                                                            LMAO

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                                                                              • beemk
                                                                                CLICK HERE
                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                • 20829
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Burridge
                                                                                Zack: How would the biggest cumshot of your career stack up against, say, the biggest cumshot that was ever sprayed across your ass in one of your gay porn movies?
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                                                                                  • _Richard_
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                                                    • 30989
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    different.. some were in bad taste, but others were fairly innocent and funny

                                                                                    R

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                                                                                      • Burridge
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 1186
                                                                                        #72


                                                                                        Up-and-coming porn starlet Amber Rain, sometimes credited as Amber Rayne, is often confused with Amber Rayne, who is sometimes credited as Amber Raine. I'm not sure which one of them I interviewed, but I do know that it went nowhere fast.

                                                                                        Zack: Hi and thanks for talking with me!

                                                                                        Amberkisses: sure

                                                                                        Zack: What sort of things are you really into?

                                                                                        Amberkisses: mmm i like givin a long slow and really wet bj

                                                                                        Zack: That sounds perfect.

                                                                                        Amberkisses: ;-) i bet what about yuo?

                                                                                        Zack: mmm I like judging others to feel better about myself.

                                                                                        Zack: You're human garbage.

                                                                                        Amberkisses has disconnected****
                                                                                        NYC

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                                                                                          • Burridge
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 1186
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            NYC

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                                                                                              • pornguy
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 62910
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                It is sort of funny, but at the same time, I can really see Hals point.
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                                                                                                  • Burridge
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                    • 1186
                                                                                                    #75


                                                                                                    I have absolutely no idea what I was thinking when I spoke, at surprising length, with Nautica Thorn. I only hope she can forgive me.

                                                                                                    Zack: Hi Nautica, thanks for taking the time to speak with me.

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: No problem, what's up?

                                                                                                    Zack: Not much, what's up with you?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: Just doing some work lol

                                                                                                    Zack: Cool! Hey, remember Thundercats?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: Thundercats HOOOO! LMAO!

                                                                                                    Zack: Yeah, with Snarf, that was great!

                                                                                                    Zack: Alright, thanks.

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: Lol no problem

                                                                                                    Zack: Good luck out there.

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: That was it?

                                                                                                    Zack: I guess, did you want something else?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: I thought this was supposed to be about my career

                                                                                                    Zack: Oh, okay, ha ha. Sorry about that.

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: lmao you're crazy

                                                                                                    Zack: So how are dicks?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: lol what?

                                                                                                    Zack: When you put a penis in your body, how is that? Is that good?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: lol okay yeah, I love it

                                                                                                    Zack: What about toys like...wooden trains or a brick? Is that good in your body? Feel good?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: alright this is bs

                                                                                                    Zack: Do you like a black man's penis to go into you?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: fuck you motherfucker

                                                                                                    Zack: When there is ejaculation all on top of your head, is that the best part?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca: I'm gonna find you I'm gonna fucking hurt you motherfucker

                                                                                                    Zack: Do you like to touch a lady on top of her hole?

                                                                                                    Zack: Or put a thing into her body?

                                                                                                    Naughtyca has disconnected****
                                                                                                    NYC

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                                                                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                                                                        • 20368
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Burridge


                                                                                                        I have absolutely no idea what I was thinking when I spoke, at surprising length, with Nautica Thorn. I only hope she can forgive me.

                                                                                                        Zack: Hi Nautica, thanks for taking the time to speak with me.

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: No problem, what's up?

                                                                                                        Zack: Not much, what's up with you?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: Just doing some work lol

                                                                                                        Zack: Cool! Hey, remember Thundercats?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: Thundercats HOOOO! LMAO!

                                                                                                        Zack: Yeah, with Snarf, that was great!

                                                                                                        Zack: Alright, thanks.

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: Lol no problem

                                                                                                        Zack: Good luck out there.

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: That was it?

                                                                                                        Zack: I guess, did you want something else?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: I thought this was supposed to be about my career

                                                                                                        Zack: Oh, okay, ha ha. Sorry about that.

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: lmao you're crazy

                                                                                                        Zack: So how are dicks?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: lol what?

                                                                                                        Zack: When you put a penis in your body, how is that? Is that good?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: lol okay yeah, I love it

                                                                                                        Zack: What about toys like...wooden trains or a brick? Is that good in your body? Feel good?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: alright this is bs

                                                                                                        Zack: Do you like a black man's penis to go into you?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: fuck you motherfucker

                                                                                                        Zack: When there is ejaculation all on top of your head, is that the best part?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca: I'm gonna find you I'm gonna fucking hurt you motherfucker

                                                                                                        Zack: Do you like to touch a lady on top of her hole?

                                                                                                        Zack: Or put a thing into her body?

                                                                                                        Naughtyca has disconnected****
                                                                                                        Ok, THAT was pretty funny!

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                                                                                                          • Mr. Romance
                                                                                                            The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
                                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                                            • 7821
                                                                                                            #77
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                                                                                                              • Burridge
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                • 1186
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                ladies and gentleman, we got miss jill kelly coming up...
                                                                                                                NYC

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                                                                                                                  • Burridge
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                    • 1186
                                                                                                                    #79


                                                                                                                    Beautiful super-starlet Jill Kelly has gone on from her career as a pornstar to become a veritable porn mogul. I probably ruined her day and for that I deserve to die.

                                                                                                                    Zack: I'm a huge fan of your work! Thanks for talking with me!

                                                                                                                    Jlklly: Aw, that's sweet, thank you!

                                                                                                                    Zack: I have dropped a lot of monster loads down the hatch of the lovedoll modeled after you.

                                                                                                                    Jlklly: Okay...

                                                                                                                    Zack: Her hair comes out very easily, does your hair come out very easily?

                                                                                                                    Jlklly: No, it's pretty firmly stuck into my head.

                                                                                                                    Zack: FANTASY DESTROYED. Can you give me my money back for this unrealistic piece of junk?

                                                                                                                    Jlklly: This is ridiculous.

                                                                                                                    Zack: I'm glad you share in my outrage. I think together we can fight this.

                                                                                                                    Jlklly has disconnected****
                                                                                                                    NYC

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                                                                                                                      • robfantasy
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                        • 6445
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        hahaha hilarious man
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                                                                                                                          • Busty
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                            • 802
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            dude you are crazy man, fucking funny shit
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                                                                                                                              • Burridge
                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                • 1186
                                                                                                                                #82


                                                                                                                                Entrepreneur and infrequent actress Danni Ashe singlehandedly created an adult media empire with Danni.com. You would think that sort of accomplishment might entitle her to an interview with a non-moron, but think again.

                                                                                                                                Zack: Hello and thank you for taking the time to talk with me!

                                                                                                                                DAINC: You're very welcome.

                                                                                                                                Zack: The 2000 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records certified you as "Most downloaded woman on the Internet", do you think it's really possible to download a woman?

                                                                                                                                DAINC: I'm not sure I follow.

                                                                                                                                Zack: Looking back from the post-9/11 world, do you really feel it is literally possible to download a woman?

                                                                                                                                DAINC: I'm pretty sure they meant images of me, not actually me.

                                                                                                                                Zack: No, they didn't mean that at all.

                                                                                                                                DAINC: Okay...

                                                                                                                                DAINC: Anything else?

                                                                                                                                Zack: Have you ever played Mechwarrior 3?

                                                                                                                                DAINC has disconnected****
                                                                                                                                NYC

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                                                                                                                                  • Hentaikid
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 1250
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    I was wondering if those would show up here. Any clue if they are actual conversations? I think they might be but it's hard to tell

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                                                                                                                                      • Burridge
                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                        • 1186
                                                                                                                                        #84


                                                                                                                                        God may not have given Ava Devine her protruding thorax, but I wish I could hold him responsible for the foot that grew out of my mouth during this interview.

                                                                                                                                        Zack: I really appreciate you taking the time to talk with me.

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn: no probs

                                                                                                                                        Zack: As a cyborg, do you feel that humanity's fear of your kind may lead to infringements on your civil liberties?

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn: what?

                                                                                                                                        Zack: Within your community do you differentiate between voluntary cyborgs and medically necessitated cyborgs?

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn: a cyborg?

                                                                                                                                        Zack: Have you ever been having sex in one of your movies and received a positronic brain signal to crush the pitiful man-thing into a meat paste?

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn: youre fucking crazy

                                                                                                                                        Zack: What's the hardest thing you can bite through?

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn: bye bye

                                                                                                                                        Zack: WWWWWAAAAUGH can you bite through this stone cutter? Can you see how I'm shaking it at my computer using your infrared matrix-interfaced cyborg eyes?!

                                                                                                                                        Dveyenn has disconnected****
                                                                                                                                        NYC

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                                                                                                                                          • blueb8llz
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            hmmm how wierd

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                                                                                                                                              • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                                                                                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                • 16787
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                SomethingAwful.com has been one of favorite diversions for a LONG time.

                                                                                                                                                This shit is awesome !!

                                                                                                                                                ;-)
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