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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #1

    My letter to my wife's stalker....

    preface, this guy is a model, from england... just moved to thailand and is hooked on my wife and won't give it up... we don't know his phone number but we do know his email so this is the only means right now i have to contact this pathetic fuck. the next step is i pay Thai immigration and police to put this guy in Thai prison (ever seen Brokedown Palace?) and have him deported... maybe i'll even have them hold him for me, have my way with him... then send him to prison... he has no money to counter-pay them off.








    Daniel,

    Patti is happily married. These 96 messages a day you are sending her were hilarious to start with, but now they’re sad and really quite pathetic. And the fact that when you took it upon yourself to just show up to her apartment unannounced is some straight up stalker stuff. Do you realize that when you were at her apartment she was on her way up, was alerted by Jack, and she hid from you until you left? Haha! Or how about the fact that she changed her number so you and some other similarly misled blokes can’t call her, and you went and got her new number from a mutual friend? Now she’s going to change her number yet again this weekend before we go on our honeymoon. She did this all on her own will, not my persuasion. Unfortunately for Patti she’s too nice to be totally rude and tell you to ‘fuck off’, so I’m taking the liberty to do it for her.

    We know that if we were in England or the USA and you pulled this crap you’d be in the hospital by now. Find yourself another girl that can love you in reciprocity. Don’t let Patti’s flirtatious demeanor and mannerisms cloud your mind that she actually has feelings for you, she’s like that with everyone. Let me not intimidate you by my US Marines Special Forces background, or my indefinite connections in this country and let’s not forget virtually unlimited resources. Let me convey this is your one and only warning to give it up. Move on. Really.

    This is the last time you will hear from me amicably, I assure you.

    Regards,

    K-Man
    Last edited by kmanrox; 11-30-2006, 08:47 AM.
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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    and patti is not my wife's real name...
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    • _Richard_
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      • Oct 2006
      • 30989

      #3
      ahh. not to burst your bubble, but that is a lame email. To much talking, and what do you mean, your future wifes flirtatious demeanour? He knows her number and where she lives? not to mention there is more?

      I would think about THAT first.

      The letter is good, but leave out the insecurities and the threats. Just make your position clear, and he'll figure out the rest after being fucked in a thai prison.

      My 2 cents

      R

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      • angeleyes
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        • Feb 2003
        • 3584

        #4
        I've been off the boards for a long time, when did you get married? Congrats!

        The letter gets straight to the point. Goodluck.
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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          we got the marriage certificate legal work done last week, so technically we're married... we're exchanging vows in a church tomorrow ;-)
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          • alexg
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            • Aug 2003
            • 11287

            #6
            should keep him away if he has any brains left...

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            • Roald
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              • May 2001
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              #7
              YOUR WIFE?!?!?!?!

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              • Dirty F
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                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Your wife? 1 why would anyone want to marry a pathetic piece of shit like you and 2 does she have a dick or does she just put her fist up your diseased faggot ass?

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                • Don RELISH
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                  • Oct 2006
                  • 199

                  #9
                  Dude, when the fuck did you find a WIFE??

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                  • kmanrox
                    aka K-Man
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 29295

                    #10
                    battuss, she's your mother, be nice, smallfry.
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                    • wdsguy
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 19568

                      #11
                      wtf u have a wife?

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                      • Dirty F
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 59204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                        battuss, she's your mother, be nice, smallfry.
                        AHAHa good joke man, you made that up just now? You should be a comedian.

                        Does she know youre a diseased fag who bones anything that has a cock and aids? You shouldnt hide stuff like that.

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                        • kmanrox
                          aka K-Man
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 29295

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Franck
                          AHAHa good joke man, you made that up just now? You should be a comedian.

                          Does she know youre a diseased fag who bones anything that has a cock and aids? You shouldnt hide stuff like that.

                          judging by the birth of you, your mother doesnt have very high standards when it comes to finding someone to dump off a little sperm in her chute... lucky for me, eh?
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                          • LiveDose
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 25792

                            #14
                            You're too nice Kman, I wouldn't have given him a warning personally.

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                            • Dirty F
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                              judging by the birth of you, your mother doesnt have very high standards when it comes to finding someone to dump off a little sperm in her chute... lucky for me, eh?
                              YAAAWWWNNN

                              Are the tranny diseases melting your brain? I feel very sorry for your wife that she is with a dumb pathetic lowlife faggot like you. I hope she runs off with that stalker. Whoever it is it cant be worse than being with imbecile like you

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                              • kmanrox
                                aka K-Man
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 29295

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LiveDose
                                You're too nice Kman, I wouldn't have given him a warning personally.
                                just can't keep my mouth shut.. if this were in american i'd already have paid him a personal visit.
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                                • Dirty F
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                  You're too nice Kman, I wouldn't have given him a warning personally.
                                  Its because hes a pussy ass faggot. All the cock up his ass made him a real sissy. Trannies abuse him so you can imagine how a real guy could fuck him up.

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                                  • kmanrox
                                    aka K-Man
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 29295

                                    #18
                                    battuss can't relate, standing 5'2" tall, he's never been able to stand up to anyone that wasnt behind a keyboard in his life lol
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                                    • Dirty F
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204

                                      #19
                                      So how much are you paying her to be your wife? Its some Thai whore i assume right? As thats the only type of women in the world that would marry you.

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                                      • ForteCash
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                                        • Feb 2006
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                                        #20
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                                        • kmanrox
                                          aka K-Man
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                          So how much are you paying her to be your wife? Its some Thai whore i assume right? As thats the only type of women in the world that would marry you.

                                          actually she's filthy rich, her dad was a judge and lawyer in europe, died last month left her everything.

                                          sorry if that's not what you wanted to hear.
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94125

                                            #22
                                            I think that was very well said ... Why did this model started stalking her in the first place??

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              I did not know you were married. Congrats?

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                                              • baddog
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                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Just read the entire thread . . . congrats and good luck.

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                                                • schneemann
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                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 749

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                  preface, this guy is a model, from england... just moved to thailand and is hooked on my wife and won't give it up... we don't know his phone number but we do know his email so this is the only means right now i have to contact this pathetic fuck.
                                                  Too many words, not enough action.

                                                  My letter would have read:

                                                  "Dear Daniel:

                                                  My wife wants to suck your cock until it explodes all over her face. When can you be here?"

                                                  Then when he showed up, I'd fucking stab him in the face with a rusty pitchfork, dismember him, and feed him to my Bullmastiff.
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                                                  • CaptainHowdy
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 94125

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by schneemann
                                                    Too many words, not enough action.

                                                    My letter would have read:

                                                    "Dear Daniel:

                                                    My wife wants to suck your cock until it explodes all over her face. When can you be here?"

                                                    Then when he showed up, I'd fucking stab him in the face with a rusty pitchfork, dismember him, and feed him to my Bullmastiff.
                                                    rofl !!

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                                                    • Fat Panda
                                                      Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 13296

                                                      #27
                                                      just buy a predator aircraft, remotely fly it over to thailand from your porn laptop, and drop a GPS guided bomb on his english prick ass

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                                                      • RaiDeN
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                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 496

                                                        #28
                                                        and yet.. its you writing the letter, and not your wife..
                                                        if she really mind, she woulda told him herself

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                                                        • 2HousePlague
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                                                          #29





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                                                          • shannmarie
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                                                            • Nov 2006
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by schneemann
                                                            Too many words, not enough action.

                                                            My letter would have read:

                                                            "Dear Daniel:

                                                            My wife wants to suck your cock until it explodes all over her face. When can you be here?"

                                                            Then when he showed up, I'd fucking stab him in the face with a rusty pitchfork, dismember him, and feed him to my Bullmastiff.
                                                            I was thinking the exact same thing...... and KMan, you're being wayyy too nice.
                                                            Last edited by shannmarie; 11-30-2006, 10:55 AM.
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                                                            • lazycash
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                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              I understand there are some quacks out there, but the fact that the guy is so persistent and your comments about your wife being flirtatious lead one to believe she hasn't done all she could to let this guy know she's not interested in him or that she isn't being honest with you about her past with him.
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                                                              • evildick

                                                                #32
                                                                So does this mean no more trannies, or do you have an open marriage?

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                                                                • Zuss
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 1187

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Move to germany. They've just passed a law that makes stalking illegal.
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                                                                  • chartgraves

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'd leave out the part about you being a USMC SPecial Forces - That just sounds stupid whether it is true or not - I would actually not send this letter because if you ever really fucked this guy up and he had this he could use it to prove the beat down was premeditated, and I dont know where you live, but in my county - anything premeditated gets you 2x the jail/prison sentence

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                                                                    • lazycash
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by evildick
                                                                      So does this mean no more trannies, or do you have an open marriage?

                                                                      I was wondering the same things, does your wife know that your bisexual and about your tranny past? Still can't believe you are getting married after all your marriage bashing posts over the years, glad to see you changed your opinion and hope things work out.
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                                                                      • adultchica
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                                                                        • Sep 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Whoa yeah, I was a little surprised. I remember some of his past escapades

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                                                                        • Bex
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Paul
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 2637

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                            preface, this guy is a model, from england... just moved to thailand and is hooked on my wife and won't give it up... we don't know his phone number but we do know his email so this is the only means right now i have to contact this pathetic fuck. the next step is i pay Thai immigration and police to put this guy in Thai prison (ever seen Brokedown Palace?) and have him deported... maybe i'll even have them hold him for me, have my way with him... then send him to prison... he has no money to counter-pay them off.
                                                                            Your "Wife"

                                                                            Good one

                                                                            I wouldn't bother with the email, you should just get him deported. How much would that actually cost btw?

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                                                                            • GTS Mark
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 20912

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Congrats on the marriage K-man, I don't know if anyone in this thread actually mentioned that haha

                                                                              All the best,
                                                                              DH

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                                                                              • tony299
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                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 57021

                                                                                #40
                                                                                congrats and best of luck

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                                                                                • Cutty
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                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 1265

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  well if your god damn wife wasent such a dirty whore her slutty ass wouldent be in this postition!

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                                                                                  • notabook
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This thread is serious business.

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                                                                                    • Elvy
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                                                                                      • Nov 2006
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                                      You're too nice Kman, I wouldn't have given him a warning personally.
                                                                                      Same...

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Post pictures of your wife...

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                                                                                        • E$_manager
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                          we got the marriage certificate legal work done last week, so technically we're married... we're exchanging vows in a church tomorrow ;-)
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                                                                                          • Peaches
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                                                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            OK, who hacked Kman's GFY account? Marriage???!!!

                                                                                            Congrats!! (I think - I need to know more ;) )

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