Hey boyalley, why does so much shit come out.....

funnay...

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?












































Can I help you pack your shit?


How do you know when you're in a gay church?




































Only half the congregation kneels to pray!


What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?














































May I push your stool in?

What does AIDS stand for?






































Anally Injected Death Sentence.





How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?





















































The hotdogs taste like shit!



Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"


How do you fit three gays on one barstool?





























Turn it upside-down!


What do you call a ship full of fags?






















































The navy!

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?











































Rolaids


What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?




















































The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!


What did one gay sperm say to the other?





























































How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?




















































*Disclaimer: I am not a fag basher or anti gay or nothing like that, this is personal between me and the alley!

Very long....btw where is Boy alley?

Ok Jon, you got all of the attention and free PR out of me today you're going to get. I'm done playing with you. It was fun but I'm moving on now, you need to let go.

You're kinda like a pity fuck ya know? I did it once to say a good deed was done, but I don't want a relationship or a second helping.

Good byes.

Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid. He said to the other man, What did I tell you about farting in the shower?


Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?





































They kept trying each other.


How can you make a gay man scream twice?







































Fuck the shit out of him. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.


Why do so many gays have moustaches?


































To hide the stretch marks.

You publicly bash my company now you want me to layoff?


Do you think I need free pr or attention?


Come on with your fake act, your the one who needs the pr and attention, now your getting it.........


Shoulda picked a different target for your drama......

Hey Jon I've got some work for you if you're interested...hit me up on ICQ.

gotcha

that made me drool in laughter



Q: How do you know if your roommate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.

Oh man...

aww cmon!

Do you really think cutting down compeditors is the way to go....?

OMG! This thread is wrong on so many levels

bump for more gay jokes!