The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)

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  • Metalsound
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    • Mar 2005
    • 880
    #51
    My favs 12, 21, 22 LOL !!
    Excellent
    There are more important things than money . . .

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      • jasminexxx
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        • Aug 2006
        • 13816
        #52
        Thanks for sharing

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          • Mr. Romance
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            • Mar 2005
            • 7821
            #53
            nice ones for sure


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              • pornguy
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                • Mar 2003
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                #54
                Some of those were great
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                  • Hollywood Horwitz
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 4357
                    #55
                    I love this one,this happened to me at WaMu
                    8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife?s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
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                      • Wiggles
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                        • May 2004
                        • 14423
                        #56
                        lol my favorite is...

                        3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
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                          • PornExcellenceAlison
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                            • Nov 2006
                            • 42
                            #57
                            This thread was a very pleasurable way to spend 10 minutes!

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                              • baddog
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                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089
                                #58
                                Originally posted by PornExcellenceAlison
                                This thread was a very pleasurable way to spend 10 minutes!
                                10 minutes? You must read very slowly

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                                  • BlueDesignStudios
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 9492
                                    #59
                                    haha some of those are priceless!!

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                                      • Brad Mitchell
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 9813
                                        #60
                                        Oh that's hillarious, I'm forwarding this to some friends

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                                          • The Duck
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                                            • May 2005
                                            • 18243
                                            #61
                                            Dope dope
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                                              • fuzebox
                                                making it rain
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22363
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by viki
                                                Ah, found it with a little bit of Googling...

                                                "It hung in the air, in the same way that bricks don't" - Douglas Adams
                                                I recognized it also...

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                                                  • Verity
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                                                    • Nov 2005
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                                                    #63
                                                    hahaha those were great, thanks for sharing!!
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                                                      • EZRhino
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                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                        #64
                                                        My favorite 2
                                                        5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

                                                        8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife?s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

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                                                          • The Duck
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                                                            • May 2005
                                                            • 18243
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by EZRhino
                                                            My favorite 2
                                                            5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

                                                            8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife?s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

                                                            haha, the 8 is great
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                                                              • _Richard_
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                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                • 30989
                                                                #66
                                                                lol.. number six is really clever in a blonde sort of way

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                                                                  • shekinah
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                                                                    • May 2006
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                                                                    #67
                                                                    I'll have it printed for my self hehe, thanks for sharing

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                                                                      • reynold
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 51271
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Those are some interesting quotes.

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                                                                          • MaddCaz
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                                                                            #69
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