What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

    You can negotiate with a terrorist.
  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #2
    Good joke father christmas.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      Originally posted by Franck
      Good joke father christmas.
      Joke . . . ?

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      • Dirty F
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2001
        • 59204

        #4
        Originally posted by baddog
        Joke . . . ?

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5

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          • Dirty F
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2001
            • 59204

            #6
            Originally posted by baddog
            If i had a gun i would shoot you. Self protection as you'd scare the shit out of me. Freak.

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by Franck
              If i had a gun i would shoot you. Self protection as you'd scare the shit out of me. Freak.
              Mission: Accomplished

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              • Dirty F
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2001
                • 59204

                #8
                Originally posted by baddog
                Mission: Accomplished
                I wouldnt be proud of it dickface.

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                • baddog
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Franck
                  I wouldnt be proud of it dickface.
                  How would you know?

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                  • Loryn
                    Super Connector
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 12853

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    Really? Last time I checked every negotiation made with a terrorist had been broken. I was going to answer a woman is only crazy for a week every month plotting to kill you, a terrorist is that way 24/7/365 days a year for ever and ever and ever and will kill you (given the chance)………….but I guess that wouldn't be at funny!

                    BTW HOT PIC SANTA. CAN I SIT ON YOUR LAP AND TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS???

                    If you go to my other thread you will see one thing I want, but watch out if I am PMSing I might just THINK about using it. LOL
                    Last edited by Loryn; 11-23-2006, 11:00 PM.
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                    • baddog
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                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                      but watch out if I am PMSing I might just THINK about using it. LOL
                      Yeah, that is why I am still a little torn about women and guns.

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                      • leftybogs
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                        • Nov 2006
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                        #12
                        that was so funny!
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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
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                          #13
                          Im gonna say that to my gfy the next time pms arrives. She's gonna kill me... lol
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                          • MyNameIsNobody
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                            • Dec 2005
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                            #14
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                            • BluewireAngie
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                              • Apr 2006
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                              #15
                              terrorists attack because they're aiming for their goals.. PMS attacks for no reason at all... :D
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                              • madawgz
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                                • Mar 2006
                                • 30509

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                Im gonna say that to my gfy the next time pms arrives. She's gonna kill me... lol
                                watchout!
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                                • Fluid
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 380

                                  #17
                                  real difference is, the terrorist makes reasonable demands lol

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                                  • baddog
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                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                    Im gonna say that to my gfy the next time pms arrives. She's gonna kill me... lol
                                    I think I would tell her before the next episode, then she can laugh when she is PMSing.

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                                    • wyldblyss
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 5779

                                      #19
                                      Damn, and I was going to say a 5 1/2" dick (which is the average size of a mans penis)

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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                        Damn, and I was going to say a 5 1/2" dick (which is the average size of a mans penis)
                                        So there are no female terrorists?

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                                        • wyldblyss
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 5779

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          So there are no female terrorists?
                                          It was a joke.....sort of like your bad joke. Men often refer to all women having PMS (which is totally untrue) and during such times I like to make reference to how very small the average mans dick is (which is totally true). Sort of puts things in perspective ya know. That men have to resort to making false statements in jokes to make fun of women and all a woman has to do is state the truth to make men feel inadequate So baddog, how is that 5.5" penis working out for ya? hehe
                                          Last edited by wyldblyss; 11-24-2006, 10:34 AM.

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                                          • JayDeeZee
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                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 3595

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Fluid
                                            real difference is, the terrorist makes reasonable demands lol

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                              It was a joke.....sort of like your bad joke. Men often refer to all women having PMS (which is totally untrue) and during such times I like to make reference to how very small the average mans dick is (which is totally true). Sort of puts things in perspective ya know. That men have to resort to making false statements in jokes to make fun of women and all a woman has to do is state the truth to make men feel inadequate So baddog, how is that 5.5" penis working out for ya? hehe
                                              First off, nowhere was it stated that ALL women suffer from PMS. The ones that do make it painfully obvious, and a good many of them will admit it, and the kind ones will warn you ahead of time.

                                              Hell, my business partner is female, and even though most of our interaction is done via ICQ, I can tell when it is that "time of the month."

                                              As far as the 5.5" penis, it is all about the girth baby.

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                                              • wyldblyss
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                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 5779

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by baddog
                                                First off, nowhere was it stated that ALL women suffer from PMS. The ones that do make it painfully obvious, and a good many of them will admit it, and the kind ones will warn you ahead of time.

                                                Hell, my business partner is female, and even though most of our interaction is done via ICQ, I can tell when it is that "time of the month."

                                                As far as the 5.5" penis, it is all about the girth baby.
                                                sheesh baddog, you really got to figure out when people are playing...joking etc. Notice the smiles and such in my posts? That should give you a clue.

                                                The penis comment is actually an alternate ending to the very old joke you posted...both "answers" have been around for years.

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