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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053
    #1

    Who here lives in New York?

    This women needs help...

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

    Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)
    Date: 2009-09-20, 1:00AM EDT
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    I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.


    Someone go help her and take some pics.
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    • The Porn Nerd
      Living The Dream
      • Jun 2009
      • 19788
      #2
      I live in New York. I went over to help her but A. she was hideous and, more troubling, B. I couldn't put the table together. The iced tea was good, tho.
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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189
          #3
          great opportunity for someone goodluck
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            • Karupted Charles
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 1662
              #4
              Where is Juicy? TriBeCa is not far from him.
              TPF 2010 "They are eating our sausages!"

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                • Wizzo
                  2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                  • Nov 2000
                  • 15224
                  #5
                  JUICY to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • WebairMetz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 920
                      #6
                      crazy message


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                        • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 3550
                          #7
                          Well that's one way to get your chores done...
                          gone. long gone.

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                            • Tom_PM
                              Porn Meister
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 16443
                              #8
                              I want to see the instruction booklet that pictures a dildo in the tools required section. Seriously, would you doubt it? I wouldnt. Maybe a little, but not much.
                              43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                • Chosen
                                  VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 63151
                                  #9
                                  I'm getting this:
                                  This posting has been flagged for removal
                                  (The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)

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                                    • Supz
                                      Arthur Flegenheimer
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 11057
                                      #10
                                      Tribeca is about 5 blocks from me. To bad the post has been removed

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                                        • fatfoo
                                          ICQ:649699063
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 27763
                                          #11
                                          Hey, she'll do that for free? That reminds me, Karen O lives in New York.
                                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992
                                              #12
                                              I am grabbing my tools now and heading over

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992
                                                  #13
                                                  Update:

                                                  She had a penis....

                                                  So I ran for my life.

                                                  Damn u ICEEEEEEEEe

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                                                    • MaDalton
                                                      I am Amazing Content!
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 39861
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Ice
                                                      This women needs help...

                                                      http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

                                                      Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)
                                                      Date: 2009-09-20, 1:00AM EDT
                                                      Reply To This Post

                                                      I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.


                                                      Someone go help her and take some pics.
                                                      lol - funny
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                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 41470
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          Update:

                                                          She had a penis....

                                                          So I ran for my life.

                                                          Damn u ICEEEEEEEEe
                                                          where did she get this penis?
                                                          did she get your penis???????????

                                                          did you get your penis back?
                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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